We find ourselves once again in Behrtopia and return our attention to the original Behr line. Today's Behr of choice is Norma.Norma: I love my tiny house!
Norma: I'll bet people are trying to spy on my in my tiny house, that's why my windows are up so high. Except the door ones! I need to know if someone's trying to get in. Well, time to go in and work on some cooking.
Norma: I'm gonna unlock the culinary career and become a master chef! That's why my downstairs is mainly kitchen with a small bathroom and small entertainment area.
Norma: And upstairs is just for sleeping. Of course, I can't spend all my time just hanging out at home cooking, so I think I'll head to the park...
Norma: to cook! Okay. I guess maybe I should actually socialize. Ooo, there's a gardener! Excuse me, sir, did you plant anyooooo you the face looking!
Norma: Nice are have handsome be!
Asa: Umm, nice to meet you too? I'm Asa.
Norma: Asa be you. Me Norma!
Asa: Okay. So, is Simlish not your native language? Are you Swedish, perhaps?
Norma: Your face I wanting to have seeing more maybe you could with me?
Asa: I...have to garden now, but I'll maybe see you later?
Norma: I'm maybe see too!
Asa: (walks away)
Norma: Well, that went well. Think I'll head home and curl up in a ball and cry.
Norma: Oh, Michelle, I met this hunky guy and my brain just shut down and I couldn't speak and it was so awkward.
Caitlyn: Fruitcake!
Norma: Yeah, I was.
Michelle: No, sweetie, we
brought you a fruitcake.
Caitlyn: Fruitfruitfruit!
Michelle: But is the hunky guy that fellow on the bench behind your house?
Norma: WHAT?!?!?!
Norma: Asa!
Asa: Halla, vackra kvinna!
Norma: ...those weren't words...
Asa: Oh. It was Swedish. I thought you were Swedish.
Norma: No...
Asa: Oh, well it means, "Hello, pretty lady."
Norma: You...think I'm pretty?
Asa: Of course!
Blue Lips Girl: I'm third wheeling so hard right now!
Norma: You...maybe wanna come to the dinner party I'm having?
Blue Lips Girl: Sure!
Norma: …I meant him.
Asa: Sure!
Blue Lips Girl: …oh.
Norma: Makin' some food. Jugglin' some knives. Callin' some guests. Changin' some clothes.
Shanna: Hey, sis, we're here!
Mollie: Oooo, nice place!
Norma: Your formal outfits are great!! You two are
such the glorious power couple!
Shanna: Aww, thanks, sis!
Michelle: So, Norma, just as a general observation, if some guy were ever to break your heart, I can cast inferniate. I'm
really good at casting inferniate.
Asa: (gulp)
Norma: Thanks, sis! So, Asa, I was just wondering if you were free...
Caitlyn: Free as a bird! Tweety bird! Tweettweettweet!
Michelle: How about we stop third wheeling, Caitlyn?
Caitlyn: Wheels? Car! Vroom vroom! Vroomvroomvroom!
Norma: So, if you were free tomorrow, maybe we could have a...date?
Asa: Sure!
And when tomorrow comes...
Asa: So, did you, maybe, wanna have our first kiss?
Norma: Well, I've never kissed anyone before, but let's give that a try...
Asa: What the...?
Asa: OH MY!!! You're really good at that! I could get used to that. Like, I could maybe get used to that for a really long time...
Norma: Would you be willing to be my husband?
Asa: ABSOLUTELY!!
Norma: Great! Because I cook a lot, so I need someone around to eat the extra food and clean things up.
Asa: You're so funny!
Norma: ...I don't think I was being funny.
Asa: Oh. I guess she was being serious.
Norma: Oh, well, I suppose I need things other than cleaning and eating from you.
Asa: Oh really?
Norma: I hear it's common to try for baby fifteen times just to make sure it works.
Asa: Fifteen? I don't think OH! YES!! Yes. That is totally accurate and I've heard the same thing!
And after fifteen tries...
Norma: We're gonna be parents!!
Asa: Oh my goodness!!! How should we celebrate?
Norma: Oh, well, I was thinking maybe...
Asa: I'm so happy!!!
Norma: And after this, back to cooking.
Norma: Whoa! Fire! Might have been a little distracted!
Asa: Ooo, hold that pose!
Norma: What are you doing?
Asa: Painting!
Norma: All through my pregnancy, I get to cook and prep for work while being reminded of how I had to beat out a fire with a spatula. Thanks, honey.
Asa: You're welcome! You're so great, baby! And I love you!
And with a doorway added just beyond the spatula painting and an addition to the house, a nursery is created (without stretching out of tier 2 for tiny houses), and finally, the fateful day came...
Norma: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Asa: Look, I hung a painting of you in here for the baby!
Norma: REALLY??
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FOCUSSED ON RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?
Asa: ...you're not beating out a fire with a spatula in this one...
Norma: Well, yeah, that's nice.
And finally...
Norma: And of course, she'll have our combined last name, as Mattingly and Behr became Behringly, and for a first name...Maddesta!
Asa: Amazing! I hope she grows up just as lovely as her mama. Now, why don't you go get some rest while I feed our little angel.
Norma: You're so great, Asa!
Asa: Asa matter of fact, I am!
Norma: Ugh, how long have you been waiting to make that joke?
Asa: Asa long asa you've known me!
Norma: Gonna rest just to get away from your bad puns.
Asa: Anyway, Maddy, this one time, mommy was cooking and the food caught on fire, so she grabbed the spatula to beat out the fire. What's that? You wish you'd seen it? Well, it just so happens I painted a picture of it and hung it in the kitchen.
And so, Norma not only got married and brought another baby into Behrtopia, but she also maxed cooking and unlocked the culinary career, which she then joined, and Asa quite by accident became Norma's personal maid.Asa: I was maid for this job!
