Saturday Morning.
Watcher: Breakfast in Willow Creek was a good idea wasn't it? Come on, admit it. I do have good ideas don't I?
Keon: I'm in heaven. So much food and not a piece of fruit in sight. Hmmmmmmm
Watcher: Well, eat up Keon, we've got a huuuuuge day ahead of us. Hope that painting inspiration is a happening thing.
Keon: Fooooood...hmmmmm.
Keon: First painting of the day, first masterpiece. Kaching!
Watcher: Awesome! Good job!
Watcher: As much as I love Zip, this constant need for perambulation is kinda getting in our way of getting rich.
Keon: Hmm, still, plenty time left in the day. It'll be fine.
Zip: Wuf!
Keon: Second painting of the day and...
Watcher: Don't tell me. Another masterpiece?
Keon: *Grin* Yep!
And so the day continues, Keon painting and Zip whining and fretting about lack of exercise.
Watcher: Good one! I was starting to think you'd lost your artiste mojo!
Keon: Nope, still got it. Masterpiece number three!
Watcher: Well I think nap time for everyone. *Glares at Zip* Seems like certain pets are super whingy today.
Keon: I feel raring to go again.
Watcher: Shhh! Whisper! I really don't want Zip to wake up just now!
Keon: He's sound asleep Watcher. I reckon I could yell THE word and it wouldn't wake him.
Watcher: Oh goodness! Let's not test that theory eh!
Watcher: Clever boy! Masterpiece number four! It's super awesome too.
Keon: Pity we have to sell it.
Watcher: Well, we could keep it and see if you can paint enough without having to sell this one.
Keon: Ok, let's do that. I'll sell it if we really have to.
Watcher: Deal. Oh rats! Zips awake.
Keon: lol I got this.
And so Sunday passes. People come and go. Pets wander in and out.
Keon: FINALLY!
Watcher: *weakly* Wooo, well done!
Keon: My fifth Masterpiece. I'm really over painting for a bit watcher. I actually just want to go home.
Watcher: Deal. Let's go. I've had enough of staring at this museum to last me a life time. You've still got homework to do too.
Keon: *groan*
Watcher: Well, it's not much, yet, but it sure is nice to be home.
Keon: Agree. Just finally being alone. *sigh* So many people at the Museum. Hey what's a err.... double negative?
Watcher: A double negative is the nonstandard usage of two negatives used in the same sentence so that they cancel each other and create a positive. In Shakespeare's day, double negatives were considered emphatic, but today, they are considered grammar mistakes.
Keon: Woah, how do you know that?
Watcher: I used my second brain.
Keon: Whose this Shakespeare dude anyway?
Watcher: Just my fav author of all times. But you better get that homework done. It's getting late.
Watcher: Argh! Uh oh! Keon, don't look around. Just do as I say...keep your eyes down on your homework and don't stop doing it.
Keon: I'm nervous!
Watcher: It'll be ok... and don't say anything!
Vlad: Oh yes. I met Shakespeare once. Lovely fellow. Very delicious...err writings, indeed.
Watcher: Wait! Wut! You met Shakespeare? omg! What was he like?
Vlad: I'll tell you all about it if you invite me in.
Watcher: Umm... well, dang it! We don't actually have a house yet.
Vlad: Oh what a shame. Keon really does have a lovely neck.
Watcher: 0.0
Keon: *nervous gulp*
Keon: *nervous laugh* hehhheh. Seems like my homework is all done....
Vlad: Well, been a lovely visit watcher but as the sun is nearly dawning 'tis time I retire. Till necks time.
Zip:
Keon: Wow, that was SUUUUPer creepy watcher.
Watcher: You're telling me! *Shudder* I think we need to get some garlic.
Keon: I heard that was just an urban myth.
Watcher: What?
Keon: Vamps being allergic to garlic.
Watcher: Well, darn. Better get Zip trained up so he can attack people then.
Keon: Oh, he can already do that.
Watcher: Why didn't you tell me?
Keon: Umm.... <duh> 'cos you told me not to talk and to keep my head down.
Watcher: Ok, well, good to know anyway. Good boy Zip! You're awesome.
Zip: *Snuffle* Wuf!
And low and behold, a house was built in the local style while Zip was sleeping and Keon was at school.
