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Gwen: Oh boy…
Chapter One: The Beginning of the End
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Watcher: Welcome to your new home, Gwen. I made it with 5000 simoleans to spare! How exciting. I’ve never built a house before.
Gwen: It’s hideous.
Watcher: Yes, but it’s cheap!
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Gwen: Since you’ve decided to make me do this ridiculous challenge, I might as well go and find a suitable person to have 100 babies with.
Watcher: Actually, it’s 100 babies with 100 “donors”. Excluding twins and triplets.
Gwen: …
Watcher: …
[Uncomfortable silence occurs]
Watcher: Introduce yourself, dear! I want the readers to know you.
Gwen: The what?
Watcher: Nevermind that. Just say hi.
Gwen: Hello… My name is Gwendolyn Blackburn, but everyone calls me Gwen because it is two syllables shorter. Yes, I am related to the clan of Alien Blackburn’s, yet I am not an alien. As a “matriarch” for this crazy challenge, I have the traits Family-Oriented, Romantic, and Perfectionist, so I can best raise and create children. Why couldn’t you have done the Immortal Dynasty challenge?
Watcher: Because I am physically unable to. But I’ve done this challenge before on Sims 3, though I didn’t finish. I was distracted by the wonders of childhood.
Gwen: I never had a childhood.
Watcher: …
Gwen: …
[More uncomfortable silence]
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Gwen: The fresh smell of the park. The hunting grounds. Willow Creek never looked so beautiful.
Watcher: There’s an old guy, a married dude, and a child. Your prospects are grim.
Gwen: I’ll take the old man.
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Gwen: Hello, homeless man on the bench.
Jacques Villareal: I’m actually not homeless. I just like this bench.
Gwen: Yeah okay… How is your day? I like your… pants.
Jacques: It’s great!
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Watcher: Gwen! Time to get your flirt on!
Gwen: Shh!
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Gwen: [flirtatiously] I love your outfit.
Jacques: Yes, it is quite beautiful. I made it myself, spun from the cloth that my ancestors have been saving for decades.
Gwen: Really, Watcher? We chose this one?
Watcher: Time’s a wasting, girl!
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Gwen: Hello, man.
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Jacques: [enamored]
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Watcher: First kiss!
Gwen: Why… why me Watcher?
Watcher: Hustle on!
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Watcher: We’ve made it to the “Love Nest”.
Gwen: We are not calling it that.
Watcher: Look, he has on his regular outfit!
Gwen: Thank Carl. The tank-top almost made me abandon him.
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Watcher: Nooboo!
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Gwen: Hey Jacques, I’m baking a nooboo in my tummy.
Jacques: OMG!
Gwen: Get out of my house and never come here again.
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Watcher: Bye Jacques. I kind of wished I never chose you. Oh well, you’ll be dead by the time your child is a young adult!
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Watcher: I didn’t know it, but your house is right next to a pond! That is incredibly useful!
Gwen: This is where I make my meager savings.
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Gwen: When in doubt, go with the garden salad.
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Gwen: What a productive day. Got pregnant and built a house.
Watcher: It is a great start to this challenge. I can’t wait for more!
Gwen: *under her breath* Glad that somebody is enjoying this.
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Gwen: Food.
Gwen: *sigh*
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Gwen: I caught a fish! This one goes towards my small pile of simoleons!
Watcher: Told ya!
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Watcher: Goodnight, Gwen.
