Valerie Unveiled
Silas: I had nothing to do with this! I'm out!
Leliana: Silas, come back!
Gillian: Leliana, come back!
Leliana: What?
Gillian: It's called mimicry. Get it?
Leliana: *sigh*
Leliana: Oh, Jolly! It's so good to see- *kissyface*
Murdoch: Saying something?
Leliana: Not at all.
Valerie: Want to clue us in here as to what's going on?
A: Well, you see, it's very simple. Murdoch and Leliana are married, so naturally she wanted to help him with his evil schemes. We rushed here as fast as we could to stop that from happening.
Valerie: And why is Murdoch is eager to stop his plots?
A: Turns out he's actually a pretty cool guy. At least he's open about his identity, unlike a certain someone here.
Valerie: Fine. I get your point. I'll go wash this hair dye out. That okay with you?
A: "Why, that's not very nice of you, Mr. Right!"
A: "Oh, and you're one to talk, Lady Left!"
A: "You wanna go at it, you silly hand?"
A: "Bring it on, fuzzball!"
Valerie: *ahem* Excuse me.
A: Oh, uh, right. We'll all be outside.
Murdoch: But before we do that, I think I owe an apology to one of you.
Gillian: Don't be silly, you Jolly elf! You don't have to apologize for kissing your wife!
Murdoch: Uh, that's not what I was going to say. Gillian, I am deeply sorry for trying to kidnap you.
Gillian: Oh, it's all good. I got these cat earrings, didn't I? It all evened out in the end.
Murdoch: Very well, then.
Leliana: I'm still not really clear on this, Jolly. Why is it you suddenly don't want revenge on A?
Murdoch: Well, I was really looking forward to it. But we had a talk, and we realized we weren't really all that different.
Leliana: Just between you and me, I think you have better hair dye.
Murdoch: Oh, you're so sweet, my love. Plus he did have a pretty special offer for me. *whisper whisper*
Leliana: Oh, that's incredible! Congratulations, Jolly!
Leliana: A. kept talking to that Valerie girl like she had a whole other identity.
Murdoch: He ought to know, I suppose. He had his fair share of fake identities. Or so he said.
Leliana: Just makes me wonder who she really is.
Ronin: Hey, where'd everyone go?
Gillian: Wait just one minute! You were Valerie this whole time?
Ronin: I hope you're not too angry, Gill. I did what I had to for safety.
Gillian: Of course I'm angry! You were lying to me for weeks! Why would you possibly need to disguise yourself like that?
Ronin: I figured it would be dangerous if A's precious aliens found out I was trying to resurrect Thor. I didn't think they would bother you, since, well, you know.
Gillian: Yeah.
Ronin: But I didn't want it to be public knowledge that I was involved. So I took the name Valerie and made myself a disguise. Only a select number of people on the project knew about me.
Ronin: I just hope you'll forgive me. I know that I probably should've told you, but I didn't know if it'd be safe.
Gillian: Gee, I don't know. I'll need a lot of convincing.
Ronin: I'll take you out for ice cream.
Gillian: Sold.
Leliana: Oh, I want ice cream!
Gillian: Yeah, let's go!
Ronin: Right now? Uh, okay.
A: Hey! I want ice cream, too!\
Murdoch: Actually, maybe you can stay behind a bit. I think we have a little business to take care of.
A: Oh, all right. *pout*
Ronin: I'll get you a vanilla.
A: Thank you!
Murdoch: What are you smirking about?
A: Your first name is Jolly?
Murdoch: Your first name is a letter. I fail to see the difference.
A: Touché. So, I guess you're ready to do this?
Murdoch: Yup. Let's do it.
A: And
this time, we'll be taking the same taxi.
Murdoch: Oh, all right.
(This is the last official update for Chronicles of the Secret Fire for a while. Tomorrow there'll be a small little update leading into my next story, but after that, it'll be dark for a while. Don't worry! I'll get back to it soon! We still have one last storyline to chronicle)