"Dang it! I didn't get the bunny. I just got this head-size chunk of gold." - How very disappointing. Wish they had those in one of the local malls where I live.
"No, they aren't having an affair, just a baby." - Oh yeah. That makes it all better.
Wahahaha... that exchange between Dahlia and Fennie was just golden.
This household is just so fun and insane and the story really funny. I'm not even sure who my favorite is... They're all so unique. I'd use an analogy on why it's hard to choose, but I can think of one. Anyway, this is one story I'm really glad I discovered.
And sorry for calling you a "her". By default, I kind of assume everyone here is a girl. Not sure why...
Thanks to Mags for clarifying.
"shockingly handsome in a down-to-earth and outrageously humble sort of way" - Go, Pip! (Can I call you that? Everyone seems to be calling you that...) Be proud of your humility! Wear it like a badge of honor wherever you go... *pins Very Humble badge on you*