Chapter 5 - The Founder Has Cuteness Overload
Ann - Who's the cute little nooboo? *Snuggle*
Amber - goo goo gah gah!
Ann - Yes, that's right, it's Amber! *Snuggle*
Amber - gah gah goo goo!
Ann - Awwwww! Cuteboo *Snuggle*
Jon - Isn't it my turn for a snuggle?
Ann - No, Amber needs to be fed, and then be put to bed.
Jon *Sigh*
As this goes on, Remington begins to wail and Ann puts Amber in her swing, sets it to slow and picks up Remington.
Ann - Who's the nooboo who's almost as cute as Amber? *Snuggle*
Remington - gah goo gah goo
Ann - That's right, it is Remington *Snuggle*
Remington - goo gah goo gah
Hannah looks up from her computer.
Hannah - I think I should feed him, Ann.
Ann snuggles Remington again and hands him over to Hannah who proceeds to feed her son prior to snuggling him.
Aiden enters the room at that point.
Aiden - Isn't it time for me to give Remington a snuggle?
Hannah - I think he needs a sleep, love. *snuggles*
Hannah returns Remington to his swing and sets it to slow as well. Hannah and Ann stand in front of the swings of Remington and Amber respectively and watch them.
Remington - gah goo goo gah
Amber - goo gah gah goo
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It seems to almost be overnight that Amber started to look like a little girl and Remington, a little boy. They aged up together and Amber became rather attached to the doll that came from her mysterious 'Grandma Bernice', in her toddler-speak she seemed to name the doll 'Destr'.
Jon and Aiden don't totally miss out on the toddlerhoods of the children, as they both find themselves undertaking the vital, if somewhat smelly, job of potty training.
Amber - Destr like Rem, daddy.
Jon - That's nice, dear. *places Amber on potty and pats her head*
Amber - Me likes Rem, daddy.
Jon - That's good, Amber.
Remington - Me likes Amber, dadda.
Aiden - That's my boy. *pats Remington on head.*
Remington - why me called Remington?
Aiden - your grandma was Lydia Remington.
Remington - me meet gramma?
Aiden - no. *Snuggles Remington.* Good boy, now you can learn to walk.
Amber and Remington begin to use the walkers while Jon returns to his witchcraft and Aiden to his science.
Once both learned to walk Ann and Hannah sets to work on teaching them to speak.
It wasn't long before Remington and Amber were ready to put aside their walkers, become children and go to school.
But before that happened, Aiden had an encounter with aliens which saw him gain weight.
Hannah - Aiden, have you been into the cookies again?
Aiden - No dear.
And, in the fulness of time, give birth to a little alien nooboo. After snuggling the nooboo, Aiden reluctantly sent her to her homeworld and spent time with his own family.
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