Herds Life State Dynasty - The End

[Gogowars329]

Lucky Palms looks so strangely beautiful in the winter.

Happy birthday Bloodstone!

I've turned off all snow, rain, etc. so I was surprised at how pretty Lucky Palms looked in Winter with just a bit of frost.

Chapter 2.6: Female Burgulary

Bloodston: Mum why can’t you just do this question for me?
Darleen: Just because I am tutoring you does not mean I’m doing all the work.
Gogo: Personally, I think it should.
Bloodston: Do you want to do it then Gogo?
Gogo: I’m busy.

Bloodston: I don’t know this. I know nothing. I don’t know this!
Darleen: That is not my problem.
Gogo: Actually it is because now you have to spend more time tutoring him.

Silvia: That is a big hand.
Gogo: It’s as big as the racoon.
Silvia: Is that a racoon?

Bloodston: Don’t tell me you aged up on the way here.
Aisha: I did, is that a problem?
Bloodston: You can go now. Bye.

Gogo: What are you wearing?
Darleen: Ask the LLAMA.
Gogo: What are you doing?
Darleen: Since Bloodston is shy I’m making friendship elixirs.

Silvia: I’m gonna bite that driver if he doesn’t get driving.
Bloodston: I’ll take a bite out of him too.
Bus Driver: OMG OMG, they’re going to kill me!

Darleen: I haven’t vomited like this since-oh no.

Darleen: You failed your test!
Bloodston: No, I just didn’t completely succeed.
Darleen: I spent an entire day tutoring you to get you that A!
Bloodston: You found the whoopee cushion didn’t you?

Darleen: I’m having that final child!
Obsidian: Nooooooo!

Cristal Agee: What are you throwing at me?
Bloodston: Don’t worry, friend. *evil smile*

Cristal: Let’s do that again.
Bloodston: Nah, we’re romantic interests now but I don’t actually like you. Bye.
Cristal: What!

Obsidian: Come on I don’t have all day.
Darleen: Shush I need to focus.
Gogo: Shush I need to do work.
Darleen: Then leave us alone.
Obsidian: Yeah.

Obsidian: Woo!
Darleen & Gogo: I leave you for one minute and this is what you get up to.
Obsidian: Woo?

Bloodston: It’s Winter, why are we doing this?
Silvia: Cos it is fuuuuuuun! Whee!
Gogo: Exactly!

Burgular: I’m going to break into this house. Since they are criminals themselves I should be fine.
Gogo: Doubt it.

Silvia: OMG OMG OMG! There is a burgular and he’s going to kill us.
Gogo: It’s a she.
Silvia: What do you mean it’s a she? Female criminals get given much better jobs than robbing houses.

Policewoman: I’m taking you in.
Burgular: Never!
Gogo: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Policewoman: There! All done!
Darleen: Don’t mind the pregnant woman.
Policewoman: You were robbing the house of a pregnant woman! Time for round two.

Darleen: I’m having the baby!
Bloodston: You were pregnant?

[Pyro0001]

A funny chapter as always, Gogo. Can't wait for the baby!

[Gogowars329]

A funny chapter as always, Gogo. Can't wait for the baby!

Thanks Pyro. I'm glad that people are finding this funny.

There won't be another update for at least two weeks for two reasons. One, I'm now caught up to where am I in game. Two, I'm on camp from this Sunday until Friday week. This should tide you all over until then!

Chapter 2.7: One Baby and One Gnome

Darleen: Never again.
Obsidian: You wanted to have five children.
Gogo: I agree. It’s your fault.

Gogo: My first cat gnome.
Kawaii: Meow! (I got that for you!)
Gogo: You deserve a treat. How about a biscuit?
Kawaii: Meow! (Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Kawaii: Meow? (Did that have sleep inducing poison in it?)
Gogo: Of course.
Kawaii: Meow? (Not?)
Gogo: No it definitely did.

Darleen: You are soooo cute!
Gogo: And of course the final child is also a vampire. Err.
Darleen: So cute and evil! Yes you are!

Silvia: Soon I’ll be stealing all your candy.
Gogo: That’s mean.
Silvia: He’s friendly and loves the heat and I’m evil. We’re gonna clash.
Gogo: That’s meaner.

Bloodston: Final promotion!
Ethan Tanner: Haha! You have to do more work now!
Bloodston: Actually I get to age up soon! And then get a new job!

Obsidian: I’ve had so much cake my back hurts now.
Silvia: But I want cake!
Bloodston: Can I go back to bed?
Darleen: Can I go back to the hospital and get a new family? No! Now quit complaining.
Gogo: You really think they’ll stay silent?

Silvia: Cake now?
Darleen: Can I not enjoy the first birthday of my final child?
Everyone: Nope.

Silvia: Why do I have to share a room with a baby now?
Gogo: Because I’m too lazy to decorate a whole room.
Darleen: And buy toys.
Silvia: Now I have to share with a stinking baby instead of a stinking teenager!
Gogo: You all stink anyway.

Silvia: That’s for sharing my room.
Gogo: That may be mean but it looks yummy.
Silvia: And it is. Where does he keep all of this?
Gogo: In his hair maybe.

Silvia: Now just come over to me.
Gogo: You’re teaching him to walk now.
Silvia: Then I’ll get more lollipops.

Silvia: We’re actually aging up!
Bloodston: Woo!

Bloodston: Yuck! Dad’s hair.

Silvia: Get it off me! It’s Agnes hair!

Bloodston: So much better now.
Gogo: You still have one thing in common with your dad.
Bloodston: What?
Gogo: You’re now both Vehicle Enthusiasts!

Silvia: I look fabulous.
Gogo: I know.
Silvia: And I’m ready to strike anyone in my way.
Gogo: And you’re disciplined too.

Gogo: Who is this woman on my couch!?
??: Bloodston’s girlfriend. Now let me sleep.

[Gogowars329]

Have you wondering what has been happening at the Monte Vista house? Well wait no more because here is Interlude 2!

Interlude 2:To The Mole

It was a week after Derek was supposed to return from his business trip and while none of us were worried, we were anxious. Just hours before he was supposed to arrive we all had a giant tidy up and none of us want to mess it all up again!

It had been great without him, but the connection with Gogo had broken and none of us could fix it. Whatever machine we would normally use was broken. The last report included a new baby and Bloodston's girlfriend but the identities of the two were missing. We tried to call Derek multiple times but he never answered or called back. So we took it as some time off. No dynasty to worry about. Nothing to worry about but Derek returning home.

It was early morning, only around 4 o’clock, when I woke up to the rustling and packing of a suitcase in another room. A normal human Sim wouldn’t be able to pick up on the soft noise, but being a psychic my hearing was adjusted to hear anything unusual, like the packing of a suitcase.

I walked over to Maxi’s bedroom where the noises were coming from.
“What are you doing Maxi?” I asked groggily.
“I’m leaving,” he replied.
“Oh no,” I gasped.
“Sorry Jamie but it’s time I left. This was never a permanent job for me. I was always going to leave someday and return back to Challia, it’s just easier to while Derek isn’t here,” Maxi smiled.

 “But we need you on the team! Your part of The Agency! You can’t just leave!” I angrily said, careful not to raise my voice too high and wake up the girls.
“I’m heading to the Monte Vista offices to sort out all the required forms, and then I’m leaving,” Maxi returned to packing.
“Where are you even going?”
“To The Mole. I’ve already been accepted as a contestant. There’s no turning back now,” Maxi said.

 “If you get eliminated early, please come back, we can’t do this without you. Three team members aren’t enough,” I begged.
“Jamie, you know that I’ll most likely return to Challia. The Agency has been fun but it’s time I moved on.”
“You’re not leaving. As the current leader of this group I refuse to allow you to resign,” I ordered.
“Sorry but I’ve already called the Monte Vista Agency and they have set up my forms already. They want me to sign them later today,” Maxi replied. “I’m sorry Jamie.”
“Yeah right! This is what you were always planning! To leave when it got tough! To ditch us when we needed you most!” I shouted.

“Go back to bed Jamie! I’ve got to pack and we both need sleep. I’m leaving in the morning, whether you say bye or not is up to you.”
I walked out of his room and stood in the open area for a moment, taking in the night air and sky. Was Maxi really leaving us? Was Derek ever going to return? Can we really help Obsidian complete this dynasty?

--~~~-~~~--

I woke up at the usual time of 7:30 to the sound of my phone’s alarm ringing. I stood up and changed into my clothes. I then went downstairs to make breakfast but Mandy was already in the kitchen cooking up a storm.
“Good morning Jamie!” she beamed. “Would you like some waffles?”
“Yes please Mandy,” I replied and walked to the coffee machine. “Coffee?”
“Nah, I’m already full of energy!” Mandy smiled.
“Really?” I asked.
“Yeah, and I had the last of it this morning.” Mandy laughed.

“So you’re up earlier than usual,” Jamie noticed, “and in your running clothes.”
“Yeah, I went for a quick jog up the hill to see the sunrise.”
After a few minutes of talking about the sunrise, waffles were ready and we went outside to eat.

“Maxi’s leaving,” I told Mandy, keeping my eyes on my food.
“I know,” Mandy frowned. “I helped him with his application.”
“So he’s really going?” I asked, ignoring the fact that I didn’t know about his application.
“Yeah, I’m afraid so but someone new is going to join us. When Maxi called the Monte Vista Agency, they said that a new agent would be joining us. In fact they were already on their way before we even called!” Mandy lifted her fork and had another bite of her waffles. “Apparently, they are from Dragon Valley and had been reassigned to join us weeks ago! Weird huh?”
“You mean, we lose Maxi but gain a new member?” I asked with a hint of confusion.

“Yep. What a coincidence.”
Soon both Maxi and Romania joined us and after we had all finished, Maxi told us he was leaving.
“I’ve got to go now. It’s been a blast spending this time with you all,” Maxi smiled. Mandy had a tear but Romania showed little emotion at all, not even any surprise that he was leaving. Then I realised that she also already knew and that I was out of the loop. Does he not trust me?

We all stood up and said goodbye.
“I’ll miss you Maxi,” Mandy cried, “When you win, be sure to share the prize with me, ok?”
“Of course Mandy,” Maxi hugged Mandy.

“It’s been great to work with you Maxi,” Romania said.
“The pleasure is all mine,” Maxi smiled.
“I wish you luck.” Romania replied and walked into the kitchen to start washing up.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you earlier,” Maxi apologized.
“It doesn’t matter, just make sure you don’t get eliminated first, because then I’ll laugh,” I joked.
“Don’t worry I’ll be in it to the end.”

 Mandy went upstairs with Maxi to help him with his bags (and to change) while Romania and I stood on the veranda, waiting. Soon Maxi was walking towards the taxi as we all said farewell.

Minutes after the taxi had left, a new car pulled in. A new very expensive car pulled in actually. And the person who walked out was going to bring a whole new aspect to this dynasty.

[Gogowars329]

Chapter 2.8: The Newest Antagonist

??: Hi I’m Lola Lancaster. I’m an original townie in Lucky Palms and now the newest member of the Herds household.
Gogo: Don’t forget you’re a fairy too.
Lola: And the perfect choice for Generation 2 spouse!
Gogo: Well you’re already in the house so I guess so.

Gogo: When did you invite your girlfriend to live with you?
Bloodston: Girlfriend?
Gogo: Lola.
Bloodston: Lola! We’re not dating, we’re just friends.
Gogo: Yeah sure. You love her.
Bloodston: Sshhhh. Just because I’ve maxed Athletic does not mean you can bug me.

Silvia: Dad! Don’t you know how to dress for a graduation! Even Bloodston’s lover is looking better than you.
Lola: Is that an insult?
Obsidian: You don’t get to decide what I wear.
Darleen: Sorry Ob, but she’s right. You look terrible.

Bloodston: It’s a beautiful night.
Gogo: Quit with the overly positive thoughts! You have to focus on completing the skill challenges!
Bloodston: Sheesh. Gimme a break.

Lola: I’m going to break something.
Gogo: Hopefully the dummy.
Lola: Don’t call me a dummy!
Gogo:  I was calling the…I’m not even going to try.

Silvia: Why is he spinning?
Darleen: I don’t know. Obsidian why is our son spinning?
Obsidian: Because he’s awesome!

Darleen: Now he’s cross-eyes.
Obsidian: That’s normal.
Silvia: I know, it is normal.

Gogo: Only three outfits for the newest member of the house.
Lola: I thought I was the newest!
Gogo: Oh, yeah.

Gogo: This is the first addition to Bloodston’s mausoleum, an athletic certificate.

Silvia: This is something you could wear to a graduation.
Gogo: No, that is something you wear as a criminal.
Silvia: Shut up.
Obsidian: Being a criminal is an honour Silvia.
Silvia: Having a good fashion sense is a better honour.

Obsidian: I can’t even see the produce.
Gogo: It’s there. I’m sure of it.
Obsidian: You have no idea do you?
Gogo: I can’t see any produce.

Gogo: Where you running?
Obsidian: He’s going to the Fort Starch Military School.
Gogo: Why?
Obsidian: Because we need him out of the house to focus on our dear Bloodston.
Gogo: Good enough for me.

Bloodston: You look as beautiful as a flower Lola.
Lola: Thanks. *blushes*
Gogo: Bloodston! You have requirement to get through.

Bloodston: Can I tell you the best part of the beach?
Lola: What?
Gogo: Get back to the treadmill!
Bloodston: The person in front of me.

Gogo: Now you’ve done it. I could’ve swapped her for someone else. You could’ve dated her daughter even! But now, you’re stuck with her.

Lina Lancaster: Mum! You brought friends…
Lola: Yes dear, meet Darleen and Obsidian.
Darleen: Hi, we’re going to eat all your food.

Darleen: Caleb! I haven’t seen you in a while.
Caleb: I’ve missed you mum.
Darleen: I’ve missed you too.

Lola: I’ve got the moves like jagger. I’ve got the moves like jagger. I’ve got the moo-oo-ves like jagg-er.
Obsidian: Must post. Must warn. Must complete.
Gogo: What must you complete?
Obsidian: Nothing. Nothing to see here.

Obsidian: Aroooo!
Lina: How rude.
Lola: Lina! It’s a full moon, he can’t help it.
Gogo: Why did he choose you.

Silvia: Arooooo!
Gogo: Like father like daughter.

Bloodston: Must run! Zombie chasing me.
Gogo: You’re on a treadmill. The zombie is on another treadmill. It won’t catch up.
Bloodston: Shush. I need some motivation.

Obsidian: You finally bought me a bookcase.
Gogo: Well I thought you deserved one.
Obsidian: I’ve deserved one since day one! You know I love reading!

Caroline Polk: You are the second Herds to step into this car.
Silvia: Why am I even going to the station? I was just working!
Caroline: Shut it Herds. Where you’re going, you’ll need a better excuse.
Silvia: Um, ok then. Dad will be proud.
Caroline: Dad! The same ‘Dad’ who turned me into a werewolf.
Silvia: Um, maybe.

Caroline: One by one, the Herds will all fall.
Gogo: Sorry but I can’t allow you to do that.
Caroline: Gogo, you’re going down too.
Gogo: Caroline, if you really want to take something from Silvia that she can use to escape know that festival tickets won’t help her in any way and is just a waste to take away.
Caroline: This dynasty will not succeed. And I will make sure of it.

[kent91blaze]

I don't like how Caroline is threatening the Herds. Just saying.   

[chetanhaobijam]

Great story. I will be reading it and so Bookmarked!

[Gogowars329]

I think it is time to end this story.

Since this story has begun, my updating has become infrequent and it has been months since the most recent update. I no longer feel I have enough time to play and write a story for the Herds. Don't get me wrong, I love playing them but I rarely find time to play them and even less time to write.

I would like to thank all the readers who have followed this story at one point of another. It is you who have kept me going this long.

But while I will no longer be writing stories, I will be continuing to upload content to the Swap Shop. Speaking of content, if anyone would like me to upload any of the Herds, PM me.

Thank you all again and say one last goodbye to the Herds Life State Dynasty.

[Trip]

I'm really sorry to hear that. I enjoyed the Herds, but writing stories is indeed time-consuming, so I can understand why you stopped.

I'm moving this story to the Graveyard at the author's request. It can be revived by the author at any time by contacting a moderator.