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Offline Wiry

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2012, 03:49:39 PM »
If my legacy sims somehow became sentient:

William: So. Many. Nooboos.
William: A massive, awesomely equipped kitchen, and you've  made me eat cereal until my granddaughter was born?!
William II: Just because I divorced my wife I have to try for baby with a random sim?!
William: You gave me five grandchildren, so I think it's logical to ask for 5 more.
William: I need more babies!

Yes: My Sim, despite having no traits that create that behavior, has had almost ten children.. and almost ten grandchildren all due to his own wishes.

All my previous sims:
Career Maxed, LTW completed! FINALLY!

NO NO NO NO NO! Don't delete me!

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Offline chaosmaster j

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2012, 11:32:18 PM »
Sim:"This skill book is boring.I want to watch tv."
Me:"Nope, you are going to read the next book."
Sim:"But this is ridiculous!Why do I need to know about gardening anyway?"
Me:"Um I'll get back to you about that,just read the book."
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Offline chaosmaster j

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2012, 12:01:26 AM »
Me:"Stupid acrobat,why did you drop that torch?Now the show going to flop!Plus you have level 10 Athletic!"
Sim:"Then you try it!*throws flaming torch at screen*
Me:"Owwwwww!That's it,I'm deleting you!"
Crowd:Booooo!"throws rotten fruit at screen*
Me:*goes into testing cheats enabled**builds wall around crowd*There!*saves*
Game:SAVE ERROR
Sim:"That's what you get!*throws another torch at screen*
 Ok I can go on for hours.
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Offline folcon

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2012, 05:11:35 AM »
At the end of a sugar charged household creation that I'm still a little fuzzy on how it happened.

Sim: Why do my two horses look like Rainbowbright?  And why is the cat pink?
me: um....
Sim: And why do I have an acid green speedo as my everyday wear?  That so is not gonna work for horse riding.
Sim: Wait, you want me to ride the horse in this speedo?
Me: *adds a green Sim with polka-dot clothes and multi colored hair*
Original Sim: What the heck?  Who's that supposed to be?
Me: You future husband...I think.
Second Sim: Just how much sugar have you had?


Too much sugar and too little sleep makes for weird Sims creations with my random mind.
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Offline Miriam

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2012, 11:01:09 AM »
My Sim would probably say:
"Why do you keep taking 84369256 pictures of me?!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!"
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2012, 03:46:17 PM »
Sim:I hate my job.It's so boring!(switches to Business as Usual)
Me:Why aren't you working hard?(tries to switch back)What do you mean you're too stressed?
Sim:But my boss just handed out 1000000000000000000 pages of paperwork!I'm more stressed than stress!
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Offline Aqua01

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2012, 10:40:34 PM »
Haha I LOVE all of everyone's responses!  Thanks!
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Offline donatello

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2012, 10:53:54 AM »
My latest Sim would only ever say "Yes Sir!" standing at attention... Yup, I made G.I. Joe...
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2012, 05:38:20 PM »
For a certain household I'm playing, I turned aging off. One of the sims is a child. I can only imagine what she'd say.

Child sim: "What?! You're gonna make me stay a kid forever?! WAHHHHHH!!! I don't wanna be little forever! I can't even play with the foosball table! *starts stamping her feet* I...WANNA...BE...BIG!!!"

Adult sim: "Oh, stop your whining! You've got a huge playground right in the backyard that takes up 1/4 of our lot! You can bring your whole class over and have the time of your lives! You've even got two beds, so your best friend won't have to use a sleeping bag if you have a sleepover. *under her breath* Spoiled brat..."

Child sim: "I heard that! I'm telling Starla!" (best friend who lives across the street)

Yeah, I spoil my child sims...
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