Carl and Pam's The Sims Community
The Sims 4 => Sims 4 - Stories and Member-Created Challenges => Sims 4 Stories Graveyard => Topic started by: ratchie on May 02, 2016, 02:20:53 PM
-
Chapters.
The best laid plans (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442291#msg442291)
The obligatory fire chapter (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442343#msg442343)
Stuff actually happens (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442396#msg442396)
One born every minute (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442411#msg442411)
A blueboo a date and a ghost. (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442443#msg442443)
The one with the wedding. (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442504#msg442504)
The one about Matt. (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442581#msg442581)
Feeling a bit blue. (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442663#msg442663)
Just another day at the Smiths (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg442815#msg442815)
We got a new stuff pack (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg443018#msg443018)
The Angelfish crusaders (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg443044#msg443044)
On a whim and a prayer (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg443127#msg443127)
Is failure an option (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg445477#msg445477)
Friend zoned (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg445558#msg445558)
A knight to remember (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg445585#msg445585)
Party like a Smith (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg459183#msg459183)
it's just a job (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg459216#msg459216)
The filler chapter (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26503.msg459291#msg459291)
-
Very important information.
1. Max one career no other Heir has maxed.
2. Complete two Adult Aspirations no other Heir has completed.
3. Max three Adult skills. Cooking(not complete) gourmet cooking (not complete)Logic(done)
4. Purchase four rewards not bought by other Heirs.
5. Get five gold medals for parties and dates — all five must be a different type. Qualifying types of events are:
House Party
Date(x)
Birthday Party
Ghastly/Spooky Party(x)
Dinner Party
Wedding Party(x)
6. Have six Good Friends at the time of eating Ambrosia for the first time. Other Heirs can share these Good Friends except
7. Each Heir needs to complete seven different Whims.Hide under bed from being Embarrassed from being caught cheating.
Hug someone from being near a friendly relationship(happy).
8. Contribute eight items** to your Immortal Dynasty Family museum.
-
The best laid plans....
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/04-27-16_12-54nbspPM_zpspgwjeorm.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/04-27-16_12-54nbspPM_zpspgwjeorm.png.html)
Voice:If at first you don't succeed ...
Hebe:Get a field?
Voice:Yes well not just any old field its a..erm..
Hebe:Magical field where little pixies frolic and play?
Voice:Well no not exactly.
Hebe:Does it contain a secret ambrosia patch so we don't have to bother with all the fishing and cooking?
Voice:It has a snap dragon plant.
Hebe:For reals a snap dragon well crack open the nectar and lets celebrate. Forum we have a flower praise be the dynasty is completed.
Voice:Stop being silly.
Hebe:I better go get some help then.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-13nbspPM_zpskjn0x3hz.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-13nbspPM_zpskjn0x3hz.png.html)
Hebe:So what do you say your own bed and you get to keep any fish that isn't angel fish.
Matt:Sure why not.
Hebe:Great get in the van.
Matt:Oh to the kay stranger I just met and why don't you take my entire savings to do what you please.
Hebe:Don't mind if I do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_5-46nbspPM_zpsz3h4m6t9.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_5-46nbspPM_zpsz3h4m6t9.png.html)
Hebe:Do you want to come live with me and some bloke I found at the park?
Pablo:That seems totally safe and not at all weird or potentially dangerous.
Hebe:Awesome get in the van.
Voice:You know we don't actually have a van don't you?
Hebe:We don't have a plan or a van. We are so going to fail.
Voice:Yes but at least we have a snap dragon.
Hebe:Oh yes I was forgetting about that.
Voice:Besides I do have a plan so hah.
Hebe:Go on then astound me with your brilliance.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-29nbspPM_zpsq8kiuwvg.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-29nbspPM_zpsq8kiuwvg.png.html)
Voice:Step one Pablo is going to go on a lot of dates.
Hebe:He is?
Voice:Yes and you and Matt are going to found an epic dynasty.
Hebe:We are?
Voice:Yes which part of the plan are you having difficulty understanding.
Hebe:You know as plans go its not very detailed.
Voice:Yes well the trick is to keep things simple.
Hebe:Its certainly simple.
Voice:What could go wrong.
Hebe:Pretty much everything.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-59nbspPM_zpselrugric.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_6-59nbspPM_zpselrugric.png.html)
Pablo:Close your eyes!
Hebe:Why?
Pablo:I have a surprise for you.
Voice:Wait what happened to Matt?
Hebe:He just wasn't that in to me. You may need a new plan.
Voice:Looks to me like you two are already working on a plan of your own.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-00nbspPM_zpsxetolbep.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-00nbspPM_zpsxetolbep.png.html)
Hebe:We are only trying to help.
Voice:How is this helping?
Pablo:Its certainly helping me.
Hebe:I like being helpful.
Voice:I guess this is the new plan.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-02nbspPM-2_zpstaanft0a.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-02nbspPM-2_zpstaanft0a.png.html)
Pablo:The day I got into your imaginary van was the happiest day of my life.
Hebe:Imaginary?
Pablo:I want to spend the rest of my days watching you smile and listening to you laugh.
Hebe:She is gonna want you to garden too.
Pablo:Anything for you my light my love the driver of my van.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-03nbspPM_zpsmdk45mpy.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-03nbspPM_zpsmdk45mpy.png.html)
Voice:Here's to plans going astray and things working out for the best.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-03nbspPM-2_zpsnokvri7b.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_7-03nbspPM-2_zpsnokvri7b.png.html)
New loves,new babies and possibly a wedding.
Rachel
-
Hebe for the win! I'm sorry you had to start over but sometimes that's for the best, you know? Besides now you can name all the kids the exact names they're supposed to have and not half names right? Good luck with all your plans and I hope your plan is better than mine. I've revised like seven times and I'm only on gen 2. Haha
I can't wait to see the nooboo and hope it's a blueboo just for you.
-
When I saw the red shirt, I thought it was Paolo but it turned out to be Pablo! lol
Does Matt still stay to garden?
Echoing Ricalynn and crossing my fingers for a blueboo.
-
Omw! I about died at Pablo's line about being the driver of his van! Love it! So sorry for the restart, but already loving this!
-
Aww I'm so sorry you've had to restart. Especially when it's not even your fault like mine normally is! This is a brilliant restart! Bookmarked and looking forward to reading through to success!
-
"Get in the van." I cracked up at that. Poor Hebe, with only a snapdragon. Good luck on the restart.
-
@Ricalynn thank you I keep telling myself things happen for a reason.
@oshizu it is Paolo but my brain insists it's Pablo and my brain is in charge of the typing.
@Shewolf13 way back playing sims 3 and using the motive mobile my daughter and I would say get in the van everytime someone need a boost. I think Hebe misses the van.
@tjtemple I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.
@reggikko I don't mean to brag but we found a dig site too.
Edited to add Matt is level 10 fishing so he is going to go fishing for the angelfish and the local ladies. Paolo aka Pablo is still gardening.
-
I don't mean to brag but we found a dig site too.
Well, you're certainly all set, then. ;)
I get overwhelmed playing in Windenburg because the neighborhoods are so big and I don't know where everything is. Of course, I'll never know where everything is if I never play there.
-
The obligatory fire chapter.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-17nbspPM_zpsa08y3zmm.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-17nbspPM_zpsa08y3zmm.png.html)
Voice:Are you okay there Pablo?
Pablo:One second just getting burnt scrambled egg of the pan.
Voice:A burnt pan is the least of your troubles sunshine.
Pablo:What are you talking about?
Voice:Take a second smell the scent of firey death.
Pablo:...
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-17nbspPM-2_zpsncznhz8p.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-17nbspPM-2_zpsncznhz8p.png.html)
Pablo:..my arm is on fire!
Voice:I noticed.
Pablo:Do something woman!
Voice:I am doing something.
Pablo:Taking a screenshot is not helping.
Voice:Alright calm down Mr Drama pants and go take a shower.
Pablo:I think I have earned the right to be dramatic.
Voice:Less chatting more extinguishing.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-18nbspPM_zpsv3ing9ya.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-18nbspPM_zpsv3ing9ya.png.html)
Pablo:That is better.
Voice:A part of you still appears to be aflame.
Pablo:What?...put it out,put it out!
Voice:How exactly?
Pablo:I don't know but I am sure that its very essential.
Voice:Is it really though,we already have an heir on the way so...
Pablo:Yes it is very essential to me.
Voice:I am sure it is dear.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-19nbspPM_zpstwoajhqj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-19nbspPM_zpstwoajhqj.png.html)
Voice:Oh very manly and heroic.
Pablo:Thanks.
Voice:Are you sure you are not over compensating due to the loss of a few quote,pixels,unquote.
Pablo:I will have you know it was more than a few pixels.
Voice:Of course it was dear.
Pablo:As a matter of fact all pixels are accounted for.
Voice:I am very pleased for you.
Pablo:Not half as pleased as I am.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-29nbspAM_zpsypwlaczt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-29nbspAM_zpsypwlaczt.png.html)
Hebe does science stuff and...
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-18nbspAM_zpsgzfs2r9p.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-18nbspAM_zpsgzfs2r9p.png.html)
Matt digs up something.
Blooper reel.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-21nbspPM-2_zpspsu6dmio.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-21nbspPM-2_zpspsu6dmio.png.html)
Pablo attempted to be heroic until he learned that the fire was coming from inside the house.
Rachel
-
This is hilarious!
"Get in the van."
I look forward to reading about the misadventures you'll be having! ;D
-
Great start. And good luck to Hebe. The fire chapter was hilarious, especially the last shot. Pablo the heroic one fighting against the oven fire. Good, he didn't got hurt from that fire. Looking forward for next chapter and hopefully a nice little blueboo.
-
LMAO! Never a dull moment! And Pablo... darling, to fight the fire, you must SEE the fire... silly Sim!
-
Mr. Heroic makes all the ladies swoon but obviously he was a little afraid of the fire after he got burnt. Can't wait to see Hebe do science stuff. It's perfect occupation for her really.
-
Dynasty stuff actually happens.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-51nbspPM_zpsouayl0n0.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-51nbspPM_zpsouayl0n0.png.html)
Voice:Having fun there?
Matt:Not really my heart is broken in two.
Voice:Oh pull yourself together man!
Matt:You don't know what its like to suffer the way I have.
Voice:You flirted once and as I recall it was you that pulled the urgh face.
Matt:I did not pull the urgh face the love of my life is forever out of my grasp but living in the same house. Have you any idea how that feels.
Voice:Granted I don't.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-30nbspPM_zpsqbgnxxja.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-30nbspPM_zpsqbgnxxja.png.html)
Hebe:Fine be like that then!
Voice:Who are you talking to?
Hebe:Colin but he is having a sulk because I say that being able to make ambrosia is pointless when you could use a youth potion.
Voice:Colin, Oh the robot.
Hebe:Yes Colin do try and keep up. Look at the big baby cannot even look me in the eye.
Colin:I won't even dignifiy that with a response.
Hebe:You just did.
Colin:*mocking*You just did.
Voice:Only in my game file.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-51nbspPM-2_zpsedbnwvcf.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-02-16_11-51nbspPM-2_zpsedbnwvcf.png.html)
Matt:I found a pomegranate.
Voice:Yay!
Matt:While you are here do you want to hear a poem.
Voice:Oh god do I have to.
Matt:She doesn't love me and now you dddd don;t wwwant tttt here mmmy pppoem.
Voice:Alright don't cry again.
Matt:Her skin is blue like the sea, she is the only woman for me.
Voice:Aww.
Matt:I haven't finished.
Voice:Sorry.
Matt:We should have been forever but now I am riding solo all thanks to Paolo.
Voice:Pablo!
Matt:She broke my heart she is a tart. And now all I do is fish and wish and wish and wish to be served a better dish.
Voice:Oh well done.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-25nbspAM_zpseoepqw0p.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-25nbspAM_zpseoepqw0p.png.html)
*Notebook entry. I have made great strides in ending world hunger by creating a food serum out of two plants. Some people may question how using two plants to create one serum could be that effective. By people I mean Colin who is trying to undermine my work. I am watching you Colin. Oh and Don I saw you take the last pastry out of the snack machine.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-33nbspAM_zpsvq25d462.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-33nbspAM_zpsvq25d462.png.html)
Matt:*Singing badly*When I was young I didn't need anyone and making love was just for fun.
Voice:Oh dear lord.
Matt:*Still singing*I think of all the friends I have known, but when I dial the telephone nobodies home! I don't wanna live...
Voice and Matt:*Singing*Allllll byyyy Myself!
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-00nbspAM_zpsubglxp56.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-00nbspAM_zpsubglxp56.png.html)
This happens.
Rachel
-
;D :D I genuinely thought I was too tired to laugh but Matt's poem and singing just made me totally splutter out my drink! Brilliant stuff @ratchie - thank you :)
-
Shameless promotion. Check out my eleven year old daughter Stella's stab at the sims 3 immortal dynasty Stella picks a pepper (http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=26511.msg442385#msg442385)
Rachel
-
Oh man. Poor Matt. Have you tried the mischief or mean interactions that are like cold shoulder or blow off ? Or even the break up if it's there? Sounds like someone has the jealous trait in all the worst ways.
Can't wait to see the dynasty stuff that happens too.
-
The Voice, you have that song stuck in my head now. LOL
-
I hope hebe gets the pastry instead of Don next time. And thanks for the promotion.
Stella
-
I sang along with him, is that bad? Haha!
Poor Matt. :( My heart goes out to you buddy!
-
Oh, Matt! Don't you know that tart-shaming will get you nowhere?!
At least, the Voice was nice enough to sing with you!
Ooh the suspense---I can't wait until "next time"...
-
One born every minute.
Obviously a Smith birth couldn't go to plan. It took a total of 7 Sim hours for baby Smith to be born after arriving at the hospital for the first time. Yes we went twice.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-51nbspAM_zpsoypaf0lb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-51nbspAM_zpsoypaf0lb.png.html)
Pablo:Baby is coming baby is coming baby Is coming.
Voice:You appear to have stuck your arm though a door. Maybe you should see a doctor.
Pablo:No time for that baby is coming.
Voice:We have ages yet chill.
Pablo:Which way did Hebe go.
Voice:Through the door at the bottom of the hall which is in the total opposite direction to the way you are currently running.
An hour passes as they both run around the hospital.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-51nbspAM-2_zpsawaz8uzt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-51nbspAM-2_zpsawaz8uzt.png.html)
Voice:Why so glum chum?
Hebe:I lost Paolo.
Voice:Pablo!
Hebe:I can't have this baby without him I need my boo...ooh text message. Do I want to join the Paragons.
Voice:I don't think this is the right time.
Hebe:Replying with yes.
Voice:Oh kay fine lets get on with the baby thing.
Hebe:Laters potatoes I am off to a club meeting.
Voice:I don't think you can do that..oh load screen I guess you can.
Another couple of hours passes as I send Hebe back to the hospital meanwhile Pablo took advantage of some baby moon time and went to the gym before heading back to the hospital.
Another hour of wandering around the hospital until I send Hebe to the delivery room where she sits at a chair and writes notes. Pablo is doing push ups in the reception area.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-58nbspAM_zpsulhwvduq.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-58nbspAM_zpsulhwvduq.png.html)
Voice:Finally can we get on with things now.
Doctor:Well that is me finished for the day.
Voice:You can't do that. Woman having a baby here.
New Doctor:Why hello there what can I be helping you with.
Voice:Can we please just have this baby.
New Doctor:All done choose a name and get out.
Voice:Well that was rude. Anyhoo lets see what we have.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-58nbspAM-2_zpst44dczy6.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-58nbspAM-2_zpst44dczy6.png.html)
Hebe:Well thank goodness that is over.
Voice:Wait aren't you forgetting something.
Pablo:Did I miss it.
Voice:I am starting to think I might have missed it.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-59nbspAM_zpsu7djny7b.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_12-59nbspAM_zpsu7djny7b.png.html)
Hebe:Look they let me keep the gown and the slippers.
Voice:Are you sure you aren't just stealing them.
Hebe:Pretty sure.
Voice:Also where did the baby go.
Hebe:She is fine the crib popped down next to Matt's bed.
Voice:The bed in which he is currently crying.
Hebe:Yes is that a problem.
Voice:A physical reminder of the love between the love of his life and his sworn enemy. No can't see how that would be a problem.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-09nbspAM-2_zpsh3kbelit.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-09nbspAM-2_zpsh3kbelit.png.html)
Hebe:We had a blueboo.
Voice:Hello there beautiful baby girl.
Hebe:Who is mummy perfect little princess.
Voice:Do we have a name.
Hebe:Of course we do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-10nbspAM-5_zpsuxe3syvy.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-10nbspAM-5_zpsuxe3syvy.png.html)
Introducing Sparrow Smith.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-15nbspAM_zpsmcpgojjb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-15nbspAM_zpsmcpgojjb.png.html)
Lots of baby pictures.
Rachel
-
Laughed at her going to join a club meeting while she was in labor and, of course, Pablo goes off to the gym.
Huge congrats on your darling blueboo, Sparrow!
-
Two updates! Lucky us! Welcome Sparrow! =)
Poor Matt... haha, just "where did this baby come from?" (Cries harder).
Awesome chapters, as always. :D
-
Hilarious as always. So glad that Sparrow's a blueboo. And I loved it that Hebe was invited to join the Paragons and had to go to the meeting.
-
Welcome baby Sparrow. What a cute little blueboo, she is. Can't wait to see her baby pictures.
And poor Matt, heartbroken. He needs someone to mend his broken heart, I think.
-
Oh, Hebe, how I love you! (Do sims usually have babies in an iron lung in Sims 4?)
-
A blueboo a date and a voyeuristic ghost.
Being the productive and well organized watcher that I am,hey stop giggling at the back,we decided to use Hebe's weekend off work to full advantage.
First the montage of baby pictures.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-22nbspAM-7_zpsrhlfumok.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-22nbspAM-7_zpsrhlfumok.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-22nbspAM-5_zps3xhilct5.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-22nbspAM-5_zps3xhilct5.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-13nbspAM-2_zps2bc3hnav.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-13nbspAM-2_zps2bc3hnav.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-26nbspPM_zpsucf86xvf.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-26nbspPM_zpsucf86xvf.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-11nbspAM-2_zpsqmrt1er0.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_1-11nbspAM-2_zpsqmrt1er0.png.html)
The next step was to send Hebe and Pablo on a date for some alone time. So leaving Matt to babysit off we all went.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-38nbspPM_zpszjsu9hlm.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-38nbspPM_zpszjsu9hlm.png.html)
Voice:I said we were going for some alone time lady not a evenings worth of entertainment for a voyeuristic ghost.
Mimsey(probably but you know what I am like with names):Should I leave then?
Voice:No not all all pull up a chair...sheesh!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-39nbspPM_zps95ty5afu.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-39nbspPM_zps95ty5afu.png.html)
Mimsey:Don't mind if I do.
Voice:I was being sarcastic.
Mimsey:Hello there Mimseys the name lived here Woman and ghost for nigh on 60 days now.
Hebe:Hello!
Voice:Don't talk to her.
Pablo:I thought you had a plan.
Voice:I do have a plan, how was I supposed to know the pink lady was going to show up.
Pablo:Well get rid of her.
Voice:Erm shoo go away.
Pablo:That's not helping.
Voice:Well I Don't see you coming up with any bright ideas.
Hebe:Seriously why do I need to do everything around here.
Voice:And what exactly are you going to do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-41nbspPM_zpsqy2m1qtg.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-41nbspPM_zpsqy2m1qtg.png.html)
Hebe: I am going to ignore her and get on with my date.
Voice:Well that works.
Pablo:I like her plan better than yours.
Voice:Everyone is a critic.
Hebe:And crack a few jokes and we are done. Bam gold medal.
Voice:You still have over half your time left.
Hebe:I wonder what we should do.
Pablo:I have a few ideas.
Voice:I bet you do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-48nbspPM-2_zpswgeqqc36.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-48nbspPM-2_zpswgeqqc36.png.html)
Pablo:Get in there woman.
Hebe:Oh my!
Voice:Wait did you actually smack her behind?
Hebe*giggles*
Voice:I think this is one of my favorite screenshots ever.
Pablo:Can you un pause us now.
Voice:Oh yes certainly.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-44nbspPM_zpskwx0ndg8.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-44nbspPM_zpskwx0ndg8.png.html)
Pablo:Alone at last.
Hebe:Well except for the creepy old lady.
Voice:Oi!
Hebe:We wasn't talking about you.
Voice:Then who...
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-47nbspPM_zpsb9lr2eu9.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-47nbspPM_zpsb9lr2eu9.png.html)
Mimsey:Flirty flirt flirt.
Voice:Are you seriously flirting with a bush that two people are currently aherm using. Not cool old lady not cool at all.
Mimsey:So why is it okay for you to watch.
Voice:I am a watcher this is what we do.
Mimsey:You took a picture too. That is just creepy you know.
Voice:It was just supposed to be a simple date. Why does my game file hate me.
Mimsey:Flirt flirt flirty flirt.
Voice:Oh shut up.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-48nbspPM_zpszkovgvla.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-03-16_11-48nbspPM_zpszkovgvla.png.html)
Pablo:I told you I had learned a lot from that gardening book.
Hebe:You certainly have become an expert in horticulture.
Voice:Can we just go home now. Its been a long day.
Hebe:Sure thing honey bee,do you need a hug.
Voice:To be honest I think I need a lie down.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-13nbspAM_zpspwybwj4v.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-13nbspAM_zpspwybwj4v.png.html)
Wedding bells.
Rachel
-
That's a great capture of Pablo patting Hebe's bum. Brilliant, I have tried countless times to get that shot! And how very funny your pervy ghost :o
Congrats on blueboo, and does the bush shot mean we're going to get another? Or was it just for fun ;)
Looking forward to the nuptials :D
-
There is a baby on the way. We need spares to rack up youth potion points. It took 4 tries to get that screen shot lol.
Rachel
-
I got all mine from moving in elders and speed loading aspirations; I couldn't cope with babies that stick around for 100 days and then die :'( But if you can cope then yours is probably the more effective method (and makes for a better story than all my old fogies that just annoyed everyone!) The old folk made for effective pollinators though ; it's nice to have unrelated neighbours!
-
Hilarious chapter. I really needed a good laugh this morning so thank you!
-
Absolutely hilarious! I look forward to seeing the next (hopefully) blueboo! :) Pablo and Hebe are hilarious.
What a pervy ghost too. It's just been an eventful night all around. ;)
-
The one with the wedding.
In a amazing turn of events the wedding actually went,kinda sort of,to plan.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-06nbspAM_zpspyhbxcab.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-06nbspAM_zpspyhbxcab.png.html)
We invited 12 people and only one showed up,two if you counted Matt who was already there as it were. Hebe and Pablo spent around about two hours stuck like this. But Luckily it counted as get married,have guests witness ceremony and socialise with guests all at the same time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-07nbspAM_zpsvtdha0am.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-07nbspAM_zpsvtdha0am.png.html)
Voice:What are you doing don't you want to go watch the wedding.
Matt:I can see perfectly well from here thank you.
Voice:Stop being silly Hebe wants you to be there.
Matt:Why would she when she has him.
Voice:Oh sweetie I know its hard but you really need to move on.
Matt:But it hurts so bad.
Voice:Well just try for me.
Matt:I suppose so.
Voice:Good for you.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-10nbspAM_zpszfxh0wz5.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-10nbspAM_zpszfxh0wz5.png.html)
Voice:I thought you said you would try.
Matt:I am trying I am at the wedding aren't I?
Voice:Standing in the corner is not trying.
Matt:It so is trying.
Voice:Matthew Hawes you sit down at that table right now. You will eat cake,drink and act like you wish both the bride and groom well. You will not cry,you will not get the very sad mood do you understand me.
Matt:I suppose so.
Voice:No suppose,now get.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-12nbspAM_zpsymhs1ovo.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-12nbspAM_zpsymhs1ovo.png.html)
Hebe:*clinking glasses*To you my husband may you ride in my van all the days of your life.
Pablo:To my wife may our journey in the van of life be as crazy and wonderful as you.
Matt:*muttering under breath*Stupid idiot stupid toast,I would have done a better toast.
Voice:Be nice.
Matt:I didn't do nothing.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-09nbspAM_zpsipm67j6s.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_12-09nbspAM_zpsipm67j6s.png.html)
Matt:Na na na conga..
Voice:Oh good show old bean.
Matt:Keep smiling party boy revenge is a dish best served cold.
Pablo:Wait what...
Matt:You heard me now keep smiling.
Hebe:(off screen)Wedding bam gold medal.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-49nbspPM_zpsrx4uflgt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-49nbspPM_zpsrx4uflgt.png.html)
Matt goes down the pub.
-
I don't know why, but this feels like a thoroughly English wedding. Even without any family fights! I think it's your humour, and "now get". I loved, loved, loved it
-
Its the reserved tension just bubbling underneath the surface that gives it that quintessential British feel.
Rachel
-
Congratulations Hebe and Pablo!
I'm sure Matt will rebound just fine. Poor guy... haha. What a lovely wedding!
-
Great wedding. Congrats to the two newly weds. And it seems like Matt got a revenge plan in his mind. Can't wait to see it in action.
-
Congratulations to Hebe and Pablo.
May their Van of Marital Bliss remain forever fueled and oiled!
I'm very glad that Hebe picked Pablo instead of Matt--we have since learned that Matt is a terrifically poor sport. Ain't no one got time for dat!
(although Matt offers a great target for sarcastic barbs and such)
-
The one about Matt.
Before we get to Matt lets see our baby Sparrow all grown up.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-05nbspPM_zpsn081moog.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-05nbspPM_zpsn081moog.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-06nbspPM_zpsajnxl4td.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-06nbspPM_zpsajnxl4td.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-07nbspPM_zpsuco2losp.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_2-07nbspPM_zpsuco2losp.png.html)
Now back to your regularly scheduled update.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-54nbspPM_zpsnxm29qp0.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-54nbspPM_zpsnxm29qp0.png.html)
Matt:Friendly social ask about career friendly social friendly social friendly social.
Nina:(duckface):I am like a mixologist or whatever.
Matt:Friendly social all up in here.
Nina:I know right.
Matt:Tentative romantic social?
Nina:Romantic social right back at you.
Matt:Confident romantic social.
Nina:Great big green love hearts.
Matt:Voice click the button.
Voice:No its too early for that impress her with the allure first.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-56nbspPM_zpsinhohtkv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-56nbspPM_zpsinhohtkv.png.html)
Matt:Check out the guns.
Nina:Erm...
Voice:Oh dear allure is not sexy I repeat never ever show anyone the allure every again.
Matt:What do I do?
Voice:I don't know!
Matt:Quick she is looking at me with her face.
Voice:(blindly clicking buttons)is any of this helping.
Matt:May your day be brightened.
Nina:Erm thanks?
Matt:A penguin walked into a bar and a very amusing situation happened.
Nina:Lolz.
Matt:What is your career...seriously stop pressing buttons.
Voice:Sorry.
Matt:Step aside woman and let me handle this.
Voice:Take it away big fella.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-59nbspPM-3_zps2fks0ltj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_1-59nbspPM-3_zps2fks0ltj.png.html)
*smoochies*
Voice:Yay you have a girlfriend.
Matt:*blushes*
Voice:You are not going to write any more poems are you?
Matt:*glares*
Voice:Right lets go fishing and then you can invite Nina on a date.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_10-53nbspPM_zpsl8youmlr.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_10-53nbspPM_zpsl8youmlr.png.html)
Voice:Matthew and Nina sitting by a pool type thing t i c k e r l i n g.
Matt:That is not how you spell tickling.
Voice:First comes love next comes inappropriate use of a closet then comes Nina with a baby carriage.
Nina:Did you hear somebody say something.
Matt:All I can hear is the beat of my heart when you look at me.
Nina:Oh!
Voice:Nice save romeo.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-00nbspPM_zpshsi2zc7k.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-00nbspPM_zpshsi2zc7k.png.html)
Matt:Look I found a tunnel back home.
Voice:This seems pretty pointless. Do you get home any faster?
Matt:Have you ever timed how long it takes me to get back home from here?
Voice:Not as such but this is the first time we have actually come here.
Matt:This is a very anti climatic way to end the chapter.
Voice:Yes yes it is.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-51nbspPM_zpssdkhgxlt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-51nbspPM_zpssdkhgxlt.png.html)
Hebe does more science stuff and there are some more blue Sims.
Rachel
-
Mimsy flirting with the bush totally cracked me up. And so did Matt standing in the corner at the wedding. I liked his save with Nina, too.
-
HAHAHA! I was dying there for a minute.
Matt:Check out the guns.
Nina:Erm...
Voice:Oh dear allure is not sexy I repeat never ever show anyone the allure every again.
Matt:What do I do?
Voice:I don't know!
Matt:Quick she is looking at me with her face.
Voice:(blindly clicking buttons)is any of this helping.
Matt:May your day be brightened.
Nina:Erm thanks?
Matt:A penguin walked into a bar and a very amusing situation happened.
Nina:Lolz.
Matt:What is your career...seriously stop pressing buttons.
Voice:Sorry.
That's exactly how that feels like when you mess up a social interaction!
"Is this helping? How about this?" Hilarious! Excellent update! I'm glad to see Matt has rebounded recovered!
-
Yep, a totally pointless tunnel home. Another hilarious chapter!
-
Feeling a bit blue..
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-43nbspPM_zpsqg3fhdqm.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-43nbspPM_zpsqg3fhdqm.png.html)
Voice:So do you want to take family leave?
Hebe:Nah lets go have some fun at work.
Voice:Cool what shall we do.
Hebe:Talking about cool,I have an idea.
Voice:Somehow I thought you might.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-53nbspPM_zpsc7ocparx.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-53nbspPM_zpsc7ocparx.png.html)
Hebe:Pahah this is so funny.
Voice:Who did you freeze?
Hebe:The receptionist. Teach her to put my call in a queue.
Voice:Are you planning on cracking her open?
Hebe:No not yet let her stay on hold for a bit see how she likes it.
Voice:What did we call the Simray?
Hebe:Dave.
Voice:Fair enough.
Hebe:You don't want to know why?
Voice:With you there is never a reason why.
Hebe:Lets go do some work, we can unfreeze Kacey later.
Voice:Is that even her name?
Hebe:Of course it isn't.
Just before the end of the shift we remember to crack open Kacey.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-58nbspPM_zpsspkaptwl.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-58nbspPM_zpsspkaptwl.png.html)
Kacey:Wwwait aaa mmminute are you tttrying ttto attack me wwwith aaa hhhammer.
Hebe:What hammer.
Kacey:That hammer the hammer you are currently holding.
Hebe:I have no idea what you are talking about.
Kacey:And what is the puddle of water did you freeze me?
Hebe:Of course not that puddle is my waters breaking.
Kacey:I don't believe you.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-57nbspPM_zpsheoolb9n.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-57nbspPM_zpsheoolb9n.png.html)
Kacey:You are such a liar.
Hebe:I am not. I am in labour ooh ow the pain.
Kacey:I am going to kill you.
Hebe:Oh don't be blue.
Kacey:Is that some kind of joke.
Hebe:Voice I think we need to leave.
Voice:I told you we should have defrosted her earlier.
About 5 hours later we went to the hospital for the arrival of baby Smith.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-05-16_12-09nbspAM-2_zpsa9isgwje.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-05-16_12-09nbspAM-2_zpsa9isgwje.png.html)
Kacey randomly walked into the delivery room waited until the baby was born. Walked over to the crib and stared at the baby for several moments and walked out. She is still very blue we may or may not have given her hypothermia.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-05-16_12-09nbspAM_zpssafatypd.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-05-16_12-09nbspAM_zpssafatypd.png.html)
Voice:Another blueboo.
Hebe:Are you saying that something actually went to plan.
Voice:Oh yes it did. Hello pollinator Smith.
Hebe:I prefer to call him Dexter.
Voice:Ladies and gentleman say hello to Dexter Smith.
next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-29nbspPM_zpspn17ntlf.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-04-16_11-29nbspPM_zpspn17ntlf.png.html)
Hebe looks like every new mum ever in the history of new mums.
-
Oh man, i missed so much! First off, LOVED that Hebe went to a club meeting whilst in labor! Secondly, love Sparrow! The wedding was hilarious!
-
Welcome
Pollinator I mean Dexter! =)
Poor Hebe looks like she's about to drop in that last picture!
-
Aw, gotta feel for Matt! At least he found Dina in the end. Your Sparrow is 100% adorable. I can't wait to see what Dexter grows up to look like. I had to laugh when Kacey appeared at the hospital hours later, still blue.
-
Just another day at the Smiths.
Firstly very important baby montage.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-06nbspPM-4_zpsso0xai6q.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-06nbspPM-4_zpsso0xai6q.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-14nbspPM-5_zpszyqeow6u.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-14nbspPM-5_zpszyqeow6u.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-09nbspPM-5_zpsfics0cmv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-09nbspPM-5_zpsfics0cmv.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-06nbspPM-6_zpspmmd3vqv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-06nbspPM-6_zpspmmd3vqv.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-08nbspPM-7_zpsbp6od0oc.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-08nbspPM-7_zpsbp6od0oc.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-36nbspPM_zps8qutyzom.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-36nbspPM_zps8qutyzom.png.html)
Sparrow:Stop hitting me.
Olivia:You stop hitting me first.
Sparrow:No you started it.
Olivia:You started it.
Voice:Wait what is going on here.
Sparrow:You clicked on monkey around and now we are hitting one another.
Voice:And now your relationship is tanked.
Sparrow:Looks like it.
Voice:Well that is not at all helpful.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-18nbspPM_zps31chzkbk.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-18nbspPM_zps31chzkbk.png.html)
Voice:Are you feeling okay?
Kacey:Yes fine thank you. Why do you ask?
Voice:No reason you just seem a little off colour.
Kacey:Have you seen that crazy blue woman you know the one who froze me?
Voice:That was two days ago wasn't it.
Kacey:Yes.
Voice:Do you own a mirror?
Kacey:Why do you ask?
Voice:Erm no reason no reason at all.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-27nbspPM_zpsz58lwvnt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-27nbspPM_zpsz58lwvnt.png.html)
Matt:So err man you know.
Pablo:Yeah.
Matt:Yeah?
Pablo:*nods*
Voice:Well that was all kinds of emotional.
Pablo:Women am I right?
Matt:Yeah!
Pablo and Matt:(both nod)
Voice:Well I am glad we have that sorted out. At least I hope you have things sorted I am not sure what has really happened.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-22nbspPM-2_zpsdrteprt0.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-22nbspPM-2_zpsdrteprt0.png.html)
Hebe:Who is a clever robot yes he is yes he is.
Colin:Aw shucks.
Voice:Aww it looks like everyone is making friends.
Hebe:Lets go use Dave to transform a chair.
Ten seconds later.
Voice:Was that worth all the effort.
Hebe:I transformed a chair into a new object.
Voice:Yes you made a different chair.
Hebe:It was still transformed.
Voice:Nobody in the history of the world has ever been excited about an object transforming into almost exactly the same object.
Hebe:They might have.
Voice:No,no they have not. No child ever went that is awesome optimus prime just transformed into a slightly different robot.
Hebe:Some people are overly critical.
Voice:Well make something better next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-51nbspPM_zpspiljuzvw.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-51nbspPM_zpspiljuzvw.png.html)
Matt:Look at all the fish we have caught.
Voice:Oh well done people.
Sparrow:Daddy is that enough for the dynasty.
Pablo(counting on fingers)Well we have seven altogether.
Voice:So that is barely enough to keep your Granny immortal for two months.
Pablo:We are trying our best.
Voice:I know you are sweetie it just seems kinda hard right about now. Anyway lets go have Dexters birthday.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM_zpsznghjzdl.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM_zpsznghjzdl.png.html)
Dexter:Dad a little help.
Pablo:Arghah is it supposed to do that?
Voice:Oh my good lord what in the name of simnation is that.
Dexter:I appear to be stuck can someone help a kid out.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM-2_zps9wzcbohf.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM-2_zps9wzcbohf.png.html)
Dexter:So maybe if I just twist my arm right off...
Pablo:Make it stop.
Stella:Mum make him evil cause that would be soooo cool.
Voice:I am not making the creepy baby evil.
Stella:But mum.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM-3_zps4ohotbar.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_7-56nbspPM-3_zps4ohotbar.png.html)
Pablo:Can I open my eyes yet?
Voice:I wouldn't if I were you.
Pablo:What is it doing?
Voice:I think it is smiling. Dear lord above I think its smiling.
Stella:That is so funny.
Voice:You are not helping. Great now its invisible.
Stella:Do you really want to look at it.
Voice:No I Can live without seeing that face.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-41nbspPM_zps0us9fu5f.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-08-16_8-41nbspPM_zps0us9fu5f.png.html)
Dexter is a perfectly normal little boy. Or is he?
Rachel
-
I take back what I said about seeing what Dexter grows up to look like!
That is so funny! I couldn't stop laughing, and I loved the idea to make him evil. I'm now going to have nightmares.
-
I like how you started out with a normal, goopy, everyone-loves-the-baby montage to throw us off guard first.
I cried during that intensely emotional scene between Pablo and Matt. Oh the feels! (not)
That has to have been the weirdest child age-up I've ever seen. I kept thinking to myself that it couldn't get any weirder, but it did.
Did you worry when it was actually playing out, though?
Happy birthday, Dexter!
-
Sorry but that is just too funny! You need to post on the funny pictures thread! Weren't you worried? Another great update; this keeps getting better and funnier and even better :D
-
:o So glad I wasn't eating breakfast or drinking anything at that time. Poor Dexter.
-
HAHAHAHA!
That was hilarious!
"Dear lord above I think it's smiling."
And Pablo and Matt? Oh, Ratchie, you're too much. That was great! ;D
-
Just another day in a dynasty house right Rachel?
Mwahahahaha. Dexter Dexter Dexter.. I was thinking you would live up to your name but now I'm wondering in which capacity that is going to happen.
Your talk between Pablo and Matt was perfect. But you know Voice.. at least they said words and didn't just stare at each other.
As for the transforming one object into another object that's almost exactly the same. Artie randomly gets excited over this too. Maybe it's an insane thing. I'd say we could get someone to research but I'm not sure someone spending time with Hebe and Artie would be a good thing.
-
0.o I don't... The words escape me. I'm too busy laughing at that face! Omw! I have to agree with Stella, though... lol
-
We got a new stuff pack.
Steve(ratchies real life other half):Did you get a new expansion pack?
Rachel:No I got a stuff pack.
Steve:Isn't it the same thing?
Rachel:*Goes into very long and technical explanation until Steves eyes glaze over*
Steve:So you basically bought a stuff pack so that your Sim can throw a party.
Rachel:Yep pretty much.
Steve:That is almost as odd as the time you rang me at work to tell me you could finally buy a wall.
Rachel:This is what happens when you marry a simmer. Now go away I have to build.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-53nbspAM_zpscyfrccot.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-53nbspAM_zpscyfrccot.png.html)
Look I built a spooky house purely for spooky parties. This means I only have to decorate once. I think its the work of a genius who hates building.
Anyway back to the story.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-03nbspAM_zpstcfkj3jf.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-03nbspAM_zpstcfkj3jf.png.html)
Voice:*yelling over loud music*Wow this party is pretty easy.
Hebe:Yeah the pizza guy costume is pretty cheesy.
Pizza guy:You said you liked my outfit.
Hebe:We have lots of places to sit.
Pizza guy:That's not what I said.
Hebe:Yes you all will end up dead.
Pizza guy:Wait what?
Voice:I think we should go outside.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-04nbspAM_zpsjcd8syku.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-04nbspAM_zpsjcd8syku.png.html)
Katrina:I am going to be a grandmother you know.
Jeff(only not really):Wow you don't look it.
Katrina:So are you single?
Jeff:Help!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-56nbspAM_zpsgle0qowb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-56nbspAM_zpsgle0qowb.png.html)
Sports announcer:Welcome to the first ever spooky party pumpkin carving contest. Darth Maul took an early lead but lost it when he spent five minutes facing the wrong way. Princess Sparrow lost some ground in the initial stages by needing to pee. Yoda is coming in strong with the force could he pip astronaut Matt at the final hurdle. No its a win for Matt. The crowd goes wild.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-53nbspAM-2_zpsmniwrooa.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_12-53nbspAM-2_zpsmniwrooa.png.html)
Voice:Right so how are we doing? Vis a vis partay.
Hebe:Somebody just needs to go view the pumpkins then we are done.
Voice:Wow this was easy.
Hebe:Wait for it...bam spooky gold medal!
The next day.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-53nbspAM_zpsdumlsjny.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-53nbspAM_zpsdumlsjny.png.html)
Nina:Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Voice:Have you been here all night?
Nina:Owwwwww.
Voice:Well just leave then. Clicks buttons.
Pop up:Sim is already leaving.
Voice:Fair enough.
Several hours later.
Voice:She quite obviously isn't leaving. Right family out of the house lets see if that convinces her to leave.
Authors note it took most of the day to get Nina to leave. I was getting irritated.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_2-13nbspAM_zpsrnuzi26i.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_2-13nbspAM_zpsrnuzi26i.png.html)
After stalking Nina back at her own house and Matt getting into a huge argument with Don we gave up on waiting for the baby and went home. We finally got a phone call 36 Sim hours after Matt did the baby is coming panic dance to tell us that baby Girl Sawyer had been born.
next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-25nbspAM_zps8ghgywsc.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-25nbspAM_zps8ghgywsc.png.html)
Fishing lots and lots of fishing.
-
Enjoyed your convo with your real life other half about packs, haha.
Congrats on gold medal spooky party. An invisible sim?
-
Artie and I approve of your spooky house. Looks awesome. And oh the pregnant woman dance woes. I had that happen with Cara and Yuki. It's like. LEAVE ALREADY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT IT WAS kthx.
Grats on the new gold medal and umm.. Matt having issues? Now I can't wait to see it.
Oh and *confetti* new stuff packs are always nice. Now I'm being told we have to have a spooky party.
-
Glad I'm not the only one who has another half whose eyes glaze over when I talk about Sim stuff.
::)
Congratulations on the new stuff pack! I loved the pumpkin carving announcements! This was amazing, as usual Ratchie! I can't wait to read more. ;D
-
Angelfish crusaders.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-28nbspAM_zpsmbvnlo5i.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-28nbspAM_zpsmbvnlo5i.png.html)
All singing:We are the angelfish crusaders, we should have matching blazers. We fish in the lakes and sea to help the dynasty. We may not be courageous but if the Smiths want to live for ages. Then they need to call on the angelfish crusaders.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-36nbspAM_zpspfixtzzs.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-36nbspAM_zpspfixtzzs.png.html)
Pablo:One day my son this will be your job.
Dex:Yeah sure thing dad.
Pablo:The fate of generations will rest on your shoulders.
Voice:Actually his main job is to seed the town.
Pablo:You mean...
Voice:More south of the shoulder area if you were.
Pablo:But he is my innocent baby boy.
Voice:Don't think of it as losing your innocent little boy but more gaining grandchildren.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-42nbspAM_zps7rtni3gj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-42nbspAM_zps7rtni3gj.png.html)
Sparrow:I just love the outdoors.
Hebe:Ooh another breakthrough.
Dex:Why am I even here?
Pablo:So I can spend each precious moment watching you grow up.
Dex:Dad are you feeling okay?
Pablo:*holding back a sob*Don't you worry about me son.
Voice:Oh stop being melodramatic its not as if he won't enjoy his position in the family.
Dex:What position..what am I doing?
Pablo:Don't you dare tell him.
Voice:I will tell you when you are older kid.
Dex:No tell me now,is it a new chair. Am I getting a hat?
Voice:A hat how is the most exciting thing you can think of a hat.
Sparrow:Lets just say you haven't exactly been generous in the toy giving department.
Voice:Haven't I?
Sparrow:No you haven't we have had a very deprived childhood.
Voice:I was waiting to buy kids stuff when somebody was working on the aspiration.
Sparrow:Gee thanks.
Voice:I know I am all heart. Back to fishing.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-38nbspAM_zpsi3artjwp.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-38nbspAM_zpsi3artjwp.png.html)
Pablo:Where did you go?
Matt:Been over at Nina's. Still no baby.
Pablo:These things take time man.
Matt:Can't believe I am gonna be dad.
Sparrow:Maybe he can work on the aspiration and I can get a teddy bear before I age up.
Voice:If you get an A I will buy you whatever you want.
Sparrow:Deal. Dex too?
Voice:Dex too.
Dex:Can't you even give me a clue about my job. What does it sound like?
Voice:Well if I had to describe the sound...
Pablo:Don't even think about it.
Voice:I wasn't even.
Pablo:Yes you were.
Voice:Okay I won't tell him.
Pablo:Good.
Voice:When the time comes to explain the llamas and the other llamas, You get to do it.
Pablo:Wait...what?
Official angelfish tally 16
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-47nbspAM_zpsmcqamqdm.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-11-16_1-47nbspAM_zpsmcqamqdm.png.html)
Its all about those whims bout those whims.
Rachel
-
Man.. I don't know what tune you were doing the angelfish crusaders to but I did it to Fred's song from Big Hero 6. Just so you know. And of course now I'm doing the it's all about those whims. Thanks Rachel.
Also there seems to be a broken link after that awesome talk with Pablo about Dex being a pollinator. :D
Great update
-
"One day son, this will be your job" took me back to Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Swamp castle part of the movie.
King - One day, son, all this will be yours
Prince H - What, the curtains?
King - Not the curtains lad <etc and so forth>
@ratchie After picture 3, there is a /url missing the closing ]. That would be what causes all the text between pictures 3 and what should be picture 5 into a link. If you put the ] after that /url, it should go back to as it should be, the text should stop being a link and picture 4 will appear once more.
Hope that helps - Dek
-
Rica the tune was based on all the relentlessly cheerful my little pony songs I hear on a daily basis. Dek the scene with the one day my son line was inspired by monty Python for future reference always imagine Pablo with that accent.
Thanks for the technical help too.
Rachel
-
I hear that song a lot too so don't feel bad. Though it's more Rainbow Rocks than MLP half the time. We just happened to have just finished Big hero 6. It's the little things that stick in your head, you know?
-
This is such a funny conversation. I'm quite aware of the MLP songs as well (I have a 4 year old), AND we've been watching Big Hero 6. It's on HBO (or one of those channels). We watch it every day. She also loves (LOVES) Jurassic World.
"Well if I had to describe the sound..."
hehehe.
-
My little almost 3 year old nephew is right into Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig and Octonauts at the moment, and has just finished a focus on Dinosaur train, but not dinosaurs in general. Glad to hear what we've got to look forward to as he gets older. lol, though I hope his parents steer him away from MLP
-
On a whim and a prayer.
So it was Sunday at the Smiths and we declared it whim day. They all pretty much threw up whims to meet new people so the obvious choice was family day out at the pool.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_7-57nbspPM-2_zpslhvat3ca.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_7-57nbspPM-2_zpslhvat3ca.png.html)
Hebe:I have a hat.
Clara:Erm yes you do.
Hebe:Do you have any interests that you wish to discuss with me.
Clara:Not about hats.
Hebe:May your day be brightened.
Clara:(looking for nearest exit)Err quite.
Voice:I think we have covered that whim. On to the next.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-00nbspPM_zps0pwxnxlh.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-00nbspPM_zps0pwxnxlh.png.html)
Hebe:Whee!
Voice:And you kept your hat on colour me impressed.
Hebe:Eat your heart out gravity.
Voice:So lets see what is next on the list.
Hebe:I will whisper it to you.
Voice:Are you really sure you want to do that.
Hebe:Stop clicking it away. I am just going to make the whim again.
Voice:Okay if you insist. But you have to wait.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-06nbspPM_zpswfffwgl6.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-06nbspPM_zpswfffwgl6.png.html)
Sparrow:So watch me whip...
Edna(old lady):I don't understand dear.
Sparrow:Watch me ne ne.
Edna:Is that some kind of cheese?
Sparrow:Ooh watch me watch me..
Edna:I am watching you dear. Does this child belong to anyone?
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-03nbspPM_zpstehlmgvd.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-03nbspPM_zpstehlmgvd.png.html)
Dex:Erm Mum do you mind.
Hebe:Did anybody else hear that?
Voice:When did you suddenly start to question the things you hear or see for that matter.
Dex:Help cannot breath...possibly going to die.
Voice:Shush death by squishing isn't a thing yet.
Hebe:Seriously I can hear something.
Dex:Help...
Voice:Right back to the homestead.
Hebe:Aren't you forgetting something.
Voice:Oh yes. Date night.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-35nbspPM_zpszobhd5en.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-35nbspPM_zpszobhd5en.png.html)
Dex:I love you Mr Whumpy!
Voice:Who named the unicorn Mr Whumpy?
All real life children deny all knowledge of Mr Whumpy and indeed the Sims in general.
Voice:Hmmm. Anyway back to the whim palooza.
Sparrow:I wish to talk to a teddy bear.
Voice:Let me just go to buy mode...no wait we have the skelly bear. You could talk with that.
Sparrow:Is that safe.
Voice:Its a teddy bear what harm could it do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-28nbspPM_zpsx05fcjed.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-28nbspPM_zpsx05fcjed.png.html)
*muffled chattering*
Sparrow:I bow to your will...
Voice:What did I miss?
Sparrow:Nothing just talking to the bear.
Voice:Oh you kids and your imagination.
Sparrow:*listens intently and then slowly tilts head to one side*:Yes?
Voice:So do you want to go complete the make a new friend whim?
Sparrow:I already did that.
Voice:Well that is good then.
Sparrow:Yes it is.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-42nbspPM_zpseezvpvye.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-42nbspPM_zpseezvpvye.png.html)
Hebe:Once upon a time in a land where bears inexplicably not only cook porridge but understand the concept of ownership...
Sparrow:Mum I don't think that is how the story goes.
Hebe:A young girl with stereotypical blonde curly locks decides to break into a house and steal what appears to be the families only sustenance.
Sparrow:This is a very unusual story.
Voice:You have a very unusual mother.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-48nbspPM_zpsjbdxh5s9.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-48nbspPM_zpsjbdxh5s9.png.html)
Hebe:I wish to transform something.
Voice:What are you hoping you get.
Hebe:Its a secret.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-49nbspPM_zpspzplaczx.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-49nbspPM_zpspzplaczx.png.html)
Hebe:Tada!
Voice:Were you hoping for a fire?
Hebe:Not as such no.
Voice:See this is why I never let you transform in the house.
Hebe:*jumping up and down*Fire fire!
Voice:Yeah that always helps.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-50nbspPM_zpsekilaszb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-50nbspPM_zpsekilaszb.png.html)
Pablo:Step aside ladies.
Hebe:Ooh my hero I have a whim to whoohoo.
Voice:You have a whim to go to work.
Hebe:No I don't.
Voice:Yes you do. Whim day is officially over. You are all back on my schedule.
Hebe:Spoil sport.
Next time.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-26nbspPM_zpsqbfy6h0w.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Smith%202/05-12-16_8-26nbspPM_zpsqbfy6h0w.png.html)
Rachel
-
Mr. Whumpy smiling with Dex for the win!
I'd been wanting to get a close-up of Dexter's face as a child.
Both children are really darling.
-
Rachel, I have tears in my eyes from all the giggling I've been doing. I don't know what I liked best -- Hebe's conversation with Clara about her hat (and the expression on Clara's face) or Sparrow bowing to the will of Skelly Bear. Anyway, it looks like Hebe's whim to woohoo was granted.
-
I loved the Clara conversation, too. I had to pause a minute to chuckle. The way you interpret sim conversations cracks me up.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
What a hilarious chapter!
I love that "take that gravity!"
As well as the Goldilocks story Hebe told... this is all too funny! You're such a great story teller (even if Hebe tells questionable stories... ::) )!
-
The highlight for me was the Edna/Sparrow conversation. Probably something to do with lip sync battle but still awesome. Like all of your stuff.
What is with Sims and sitting on each other in this game? Must have one body merge per week!
-
--snickers-- Sparrow and Skelly Bear had me almost falling out of my chair XD I really need to stop reading stories at work, but I can't help myself! Oh my Hebe! Is she Family-oriented, ratchie?
-
No she isn't family orientated but she did have the whim to try for a baby and it was worth 100 and it plays into my long term plan. So i thought why not. She does have an inexplicable craving for carrots right now.
Every other time its taken several tries to get pregnant this time it took one go.
Rachel
-
Nice. I've noticed lately that it takes a bit for Sims to get pregnant. One of my files, the couple took 7 tries! That was a first for me.
-
Is failure an option.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-01nbspPM_zpsm62lrzwh.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-01nbspPM_zpsm62lrzwh.png.html)
Sparrow:So Wolfgang you are probably wondering why I asked you here today.
Wolfgang:You are in a dynasty it stands to reason you need a spouse...durr.
Sparrow:Don't you dare durr me you arrogant fool.
Voice:Do you ever have the feeling that something isn't quite right.
Wolfgang:Other than being forced to converse with a silly slip of a nobody,everything seems fine to me.
Voice:No there is most certainly something wrong my watcher senses are tingling.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-07nbspPM_zpsweggfcjb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-07nbspPM_zpsweggfcjb.png.html)
Voice:Aww hello baby Sawyer.
Matt:Isn't my little girl beautiful.
Voice:She most certainly is..wait I have that feeling again.
Matt:Well don't get it on the carpet.
Voice:Wait what?
Matt:I was talking to the baby she just upchucked.
Voice:Oh,eww.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-25nbspPM_zpsstvliupc.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-25nbspPM_zpsstvliupc.png.html)
Sparrow:Ooh look shiny.
Dexter:What is it a new hat.
Voice:We really need to get you a hat.
Dexter:Yes you do.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-26nbspPM_zpstndvchkb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_4-26nbspPM_zpstndvchkb.png.html)
Sparrow:By the power of the antivoice I compel thee...
Dexter:So I'm a just gonna look over there for five minutes while you do whatever it is you are doing.
Sparrow:I am the all powerful Worraps bend to my will.
Dexter:Is that just Sparrow backwards?
Sparrow:Shut up Dexter.
Dexter:I am going to tell mum you are trying to do dark magic.
Sparrow:Nobody likes a tattle tale Dexter.
Dexter:Muuuuummmmm!
Sparrow:Hah she can't hear you she went to the hospital to have the baby.
Dexter:What new baby?
Sparrow:Hello captain observant.
Dexter:Shut up captain erm stupid pants.
Sparrow:You are the stupid pants.
Dexter:No you are more stupid.
Voice:You are both stupid now go do your homework while I check on your mum.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-36nbspPM-2_zpsp8xmaydp.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-36nbspPM-2_zpsp8xmaydp.png.html)
Voice:You don't look very happy.
Hebe:I am not its going to hurt.
Voice:Maybe you should have thought about that before all the whims you made.
Hebe:Maybe we can go back to an earlier game file.
Voice:That would be a nope.
Hebe:I really don't like you right now.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-36nbspPM-4_zps4e6ffatu.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-36nbspPM-4_zps4e6ffatu.png.html)
Doc:Mrs Smith could you just lie down please.
Hebe:I am perfectly fine like this.
Doc:But you need to be lying flat so we can confine you and your unborn baby under thousands of tonnes of heavy metal.
Hebe:I changed my mind. The baby can just stay where it is.
Voice:I am pretty sure you cannot do that.
Hebe:What makes you the expert.
Voice:Because I said exactly the same thing before my third c section and apparently babies have to come out.
Hebe:But I don't want to.
Voice:He will all be worth it.
Hebe:He?
Voice:Put it this way whatever you get they are going to be having lots of children.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-38nbspPM_zpsstz3hsz2.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-38nbspPM_zpsstz3hsz2.png.html)
Doc:You did amazingly well Mrs Smith.
Hebe:Well other than the part where you removed my heart I guess it went okay.
Doc:Well the most important thing to remember is that you have a healthy little baby.
Hebe:I could sue.
Voice:Wait until they bring out the lawyer expansion pack sweetie.
Hebe:Just remember I have my eye on you sunshine.
Voice:Stop threatening the doctor and lets go meet the new addition.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-39nbspPM_zps0pxrafg1.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/05-15-16_5-39nbspPM_zps0pxrafg1.png.html)
Voice:Hello baby boy.
Hebe:We got another blueboo.
Voice:Three out of three that is a personal record.
Hebe:Does he have a name?
Stella:Mum you said I could name the baby.
Voice:When exactly did I promise that.
Stella:Aw go on you know you want to.
Voice:Oh kay go on then.
Stella:Broccolli.
Voice:Really?
Stella:You did promise.
Voice:Okay Broc it is then.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-10-16_10-22nbspPM_zpsjr3r5tlt.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-10-16_10-22nbspPM_zpsjr3r5tlt.png.html)
Max:I am suitably impressed at your mischievous interactions. Welcome to the renegades.
Sparrow:(throws up some kind of gangsta sign in celebration)
Voice:Oh my dear lord. I know what it is.
Sparrow:The sign?
Voice:No not the sign. The thing that has been slapping me in the face for the last few day.
Sparrow:Are you planning on sharing with the group.
Voice:The townies are not aging up!
Sparrow:Is that a bad thing?
Voice:Yes probably I don't know.
Sparrow:You better go message the tropolis man.
Voice:Wait here.
Sparrow:Hold on if you have to restart promise you will save me to the library.
Voice:I will be as quick as possible.
Sparrow:I miss you already.
Max:I have no idea what is going on.
Rachel
-
Oh no! Welcome back from vacation, Rachel! I've missed you and the Smiths!
Welcome little Broccoli and Sparrow is hilarious.
Let's see what the boss man says but hopefully *fingers crossed*
-
*Sob* I bet it's because you set up a Rival Dynasties game in the same file as your Immortal Dynasty, and that has aging off for the townies. But I think Metro said it was okay for you to stay with this file. I'd hate to see Sparrow and Dexter disappear. And I bet Hebe wouldn't like it either.
-
Marian I was trying to build up a bit of suspence 😀. Yes I got permission to carry on my game file. So lesson everyone always double check your settings.
Rachel
-
Oops, sorry! But I think you don't need any suspense -- Hebe is a roller coaster all by her lonesome.
-
I'm glad you still have permission to carry forward! =)
That would've been such a sad loss. I love little Sparrow!
-
Lol, I laughed at your story, then giggled at your exchange with MarianT.
Worraps and Dexter are such characters! How long before Max is asked to step down as Renegades leader?
-
Friend zoned.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-23nbspPM_zps8chtstlq.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-23nbspPM_zps8chtstlq.png.html)
First things first an adorable baby Broc picture.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-18nbspPM_zpsoltjrh0c.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-18nbspPM_zpsoltjrh0c.png.html)
Voice:Hmm a zombie cake how very appropriate Worraps.
Sparrow:Wfffh!
Voice:Maybe you can use your all powerful mind control on the flames.
Sparrow:Woooh!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-18nbspPM-2_zpsn2uplyrd.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-18nbspPM-2_zpsn2uplyrd.png.html)
Dexter:Hah she only managed to blow out three candles...loser.
Pablo:Don't call your sister a loser Dex.
Sparrow:Whooftpft!
Matt:Do you think she is blue because of the effort of blowing out candles or is that,you know,her normal shade of blue.
Hebe:She's blue dab a dee dab a die.
Sparrow:*Glaring*Wffhoot! (The candles go out)
Dexter:Finally,I have seen death flowers grow quicker than that.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-19nbspPM_zpsz1uincy6.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-19nbspPM_zpsz1uincy6.png.html)
Voice:Nice hat.
Dexter:Why does she always get a hat.
Sparrow:Suck it up you hatless wonder.
Voice:Seriously stop whinging about hats.
Dexter:She started it.
Voice:Well I am finishing it. You go complete a whim and you get to the mirror.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-54nbspPM_zps4m0ryknz.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-54nbspPM_zps4m0ryknz.png.html)
Sparrow didn't step too far away from her signature style. She got the evil trait which should come as no surprise.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-59nbspPM_zps6ukhfzzk.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_10-59nbspPM_zps6ukhfzzk.png.html)
Worraps:I think we need to have a little chat you and me.
Skelly:(Passive stare)
Worraps:Do not ignore me!
Skelly:(Blank look)
Worraps:A not so little unicorn told me exactly what you have planned.
Skelly:(Raises eyebrow)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-00nbspPM_zps9i2z49od.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-00nbspPM_zps9i2z49od.png.html)
Worraps:Just remember I am on to you.
Skelly:(Cynical smile)
Worraps:So you better keep your mouth sewn shut.
Skelly:(Turns head slowly to watch her walk out of the room)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-11nbspPM_zpscws3eay0.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-11nbspPM_zpscws3eay0.png.html)
Wolfgang:Do you ever get the feeling that somebody is watching you.
Voice:You would think you Sims would be used to that.
Wolfgang:I never had a watcher until now.
Voice:And you haven't got an official watcher yet this is all just temporary for story telling purposes.
Wolfgang:So how do I get an official watcher?
Voice:Simple become a Smith.
Wolfgang:But that would mean marrying...
Voice:Sparrow?
Wolfgang:Yeah that would be a no.
Voice:Why?
Wolfgang:Well the thing is its not her its me.
Voice:Really?
Wolfgang:No its her the girl is cray!
Voice:Technically she isn't. At least not until her next birthday.
Wolfgang:You mean she is going to get worse.
Voice:Oh you are so deluded.
Wolfgang:Deluded about what?
Voice:The fact that you have a choice.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-09nbspPM_zps9qrc9dum.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-09nbspPM_zps9qrc9dum.png.html)
Sparrow:So I was kinda thinking,you know,about my future.
Wolfgang:Have you now?
Sparrow:(in sing song voice)I choose you my sexy wolf grrr.
Wolfgang:(In same tone of sing song voice)Ha ha no you don't you crazy stalker.
Sparrow:(Sing song voice)You will learn to love me you obnoxious idiot.
Wolfgang:(sing song voice)I wouldn't bet on it.
Voice:Well this is all going well.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-35nbspPM_zpsepbsh3zv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-35nbspPM_zpsepbsh3zv.png.html)
Sparrow:Whats that behind you?
Wolfgang:I am not falling for that again.
Sparrow:This would be a pretty place for a wedding.
Wolfgang:Help!
Voice:Well maybe you shouldn't be sending mixed messages.
Wolfgang:I never did.
Voice:Inviting a girl out for coffee and then taking her to a place that doesn't actually have access to coffee.
Wolfgang:Well I do like her.
Voice:Yay!
Wolfgang:As a friend.
Voice:Boo.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-33nbspPM_zpsm12dd0qc.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-33nbspPM_zpsm12dd0qc.png.html)
Wolfgang:What exactly is she doing?
Voice:I think she zoned out while I was talking to you.
Wolfgang:Is she going to be okay?
Voice:Almost certainly. Anyway Wolfboy you need to tell her the truth.
Wolfgang:I don't want to upset her but I just don't have those feelings for her.
Voice:You really don't I cannot even get the pink romance bar to come up for the pair of you. Believe me I have been trying.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-38nbspPM_zpsuzxstki5.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-38nbspPM_zpsuzxstki5.png.html)
Wolfgang:Sparrow look I think we should just be friends.
Voice:Friend zoned ouch.
Sparrow:(Through gritted teeth)Yeah friends sure. That would be great.
Wolfgang:You don't seem very happy.
Sparrow:No this is me being happy,see look teeth.
Wolfgang:Okay if you are sure.
Rachel
-
Awww, Sparrow! Wolfgang is not even all that! You can do better! Hmm (thinking)...Malcolm with a little guyliner?
-
Remember a Smith always gets her man. Wolfgang is in love he just doesn't know it yet. Bwahahah!
Rachel
-
The hat will always get her way...Good job can't wait to see what will happen next! :)
Stella
-
A knight to remember.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-47nbspPM_zpsuvg4bfae.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-47nbspPM_zpsuvg4bfae.png.html)
Gold Knight:So are you going to tell me who you are?
Knight:Win and I just might.
GK:That feels like I challenge.
K:I enjoy challenges.
GK:Then I shall enjoy winning.
K:But what shall you win good knight?
GK:For the victor a kiss perhaps?
K:A fitting reward.
GK:Indeed.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-53nbspPM_zpswxxd2fjr.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-53nbspPM_zpswxxd2fjr.png.html)
Gk:For once I am happy to lose.
K:Yes it seems like we are both winners in this case.
GK:When will you tell me who you are?
K:When the time is right.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-52nbspPM-2_zps49khteiv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-52nbspPM-2_zps49khteiv.png.html)
Gk:This is all so sudden. I don't know how to feel.
K:You feel pretty good to me.
GK:I am glad you cannot see how I blush beneath this armor.
K:I admit to a similar state of flush.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-55nbspPM_zpscdvecnik.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-55nbspPM_zpscdvecnik.png.html)
K:This ring is a symbol of our love and this night.
GK:It shouldn't be but this just feels right.
K:Its like fate brought us together.
GK:I am walking on clouds and looking down on mere Sims who do not have what we have.
Voice:(rolls eyes)Teenagers.
K:What?
Gk:Did you hear something?
K:Me,no did you.
GK:No not if you didn't.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-52nbspPM_zpsw1j93oba.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/Sims%204%20dynasty/06-12-16_11-52nbspPM_zpsw1j93oba.png.html)
Gk:Farewell my love until we next meet.
K:I am heart sore to let you go.
GK:Just as I find you I am to watch you leave.
K:Remember I will always be in your heart.
Gk:And you in mine.
Voice:Right that is more than enough of the slushy romantics.
Gk:I definitely didn't hear anybody say anything.
K:No,me either.
Rachel
-
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!! That was great..
-
Oh Sparrow.. How I doth love thee. I think even Artie is impressed with her powers of evil. Mwahaha. I can't wait to see Baby Broc's birthday either!
-
Sparrow on her own and Wolfgang isn't interested at all. Throw a knight costume into the mix and sparks were flying. This game never fails to amaze me.
Unfortunately baby Broc managed to age up without anyone really noticing or taking pictures. It wasn't until I spotted a random blue kid wandering around the house that I realised he had grown up. Poor wee forgotten third child. I am not sure if its just because we had so many people attending to his needs or if there was an actual issue but I never told anyone to feed him or change him. Everything was done by Sim choice alone. He might have a few psychological issues from this watcher neglect.
Rachel
-
That picture of them both in their knight outfits trying to kiss reminds me off Robin Hood: Men in Tights and the (in)famous chastity belt scene.
-
Ooh! What suspense!
Sparrow is gorgeous! I loved these past few chapters. I can't wait to see the knights! =D
-
Remember a Smith always gets her man. Wolfgang is in love he just doesn't know it yet. Bwahahah!
Rachel
I know better now than to doubt a Smith's determination!
Brilliant (and hilarious) idea to approach Wolfgang again as a knight.
Some guys are just suckers for a uniform, I guess...
-
Oh, I can't wait until Wolfgang finds out who's in the other knight costume! Your updates always put a smile on my face =)
-
Sparrow does seem to have inherited the Bucket nose, but she's very pretty. Loved the shot of your 2 knights kissing.
-
ROFLMPO! That Knight scene was EPIC! Can't wait to see the
fallout results of it later.
-
I can't believe we've had six months of being left with our cliffhanger of mysterious knights!
(No pressure and we love you Rachel <3)
-
Hebes back.
First a note from out author. Around about September My game had itself some issues and I had to do a reinstall. Thinking that I had lost all my games I pretty much took a break and sulked. Only to discover when loading up the game that all my saves were still there. Did you all know that would happen? I was so happy. So here we go.
-
Girls night out.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/10-08-16_7-22-29PM_zpsxhmy9i2w.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/10-08-16_7-22-29PM_zpsxhmy9i2w.png.html)
Hebe:Woot party up here in this here place erm here.
Voice:You look like you are having fun.
Hebe:I have three children its just nice to get out of the house.
Voice:I sent you gem hunting the other month.
Hebe:Mmmm my ice needs more drink.
Voice:Are you sure you have that the right way around.
Hebe:Nossibly pot.
Voice:Oh kay where did Sparrow go.
Hebe:Shes off making friends.
Voice:Oh dear that doesn't sound good.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/10-08-16_7-28-57PM_zps7gudagwj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/10-08-16_7-28-57PM_zps7gudagwj.png.html)
Voice:What have you done now?
Sparrow:Why do you always assume its my fault.
Alison:Who are you talking..
Sparrow:Shut up Alison this is not about you.
Voice:Because it is usually your fault. Why are you arguing with this woman.
Sparrow:Oh so now I need a reason to talk to people.
Alison:Can I go?
Sparrow:You are ruining girls night.
Alison:Me?
Sparrow:Does it look like I am talking to you.
Voice:It kinda does to be fair.
Sparrow:That's it take her side.
Alison:Me?
Sparrow:Of course you,who else would I be talking to.
Alison:I am so confused right now.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/10-08-16_7-27-41PM_zpskwug1fmy.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/10-08-16_7-27-41PM_zpskwug1fmy.png.html)
Sparrow:Well maybe this will make things clearer.
Voice:How is half blinding someone going to help.
Sparrow:BwaHAHHA!
Hebe:What did we say about evil cackling young lady.
Sparrow:No evil gloating outside the house.
Hebe:Now say sorry to the nice young lady.
Sparrow:But I...
Hebe:I said now!
Sparrow:But I don't wanna!
Hebe:When you are an adult you can be as evil as you like but right now you will live by my rules young lady.
Sparrow:(pet lip)Sorry..okay I said it can we go now.
Hebe:*gives Alison a teenagers who would have them ha ha look*
Note from the author. These are the only pictures I can find so...
Next time. Its the holiday special.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-14-47PM_zpsrqmjbmab.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-14-47PM_zpsrqmjbmab.png.html)
Rachel
-
Happy news that you rediscovered your game files!!! ;D
-
Yay! Hebe's back and it's girls' night! With face paint! Very excited for the holiday special.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
Ha, I'm gonna comment on every story I want resurrected now. :D It's a Christmas miracle! And I guess we're getting a real Christmas miracle next time.
-
The Day of the Dead outfits and makeup/facepaint were MADE for Hebe! She looks freaking fantastic (and fantastically freaky lol)
-
Party like a Smith.
Firstly a happy holidays pictures from the story we didn't get around to (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-44-40PM_zpsgxnodmxn.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-44-40PM_zpsgxnodmxn.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-12-12PM_zps2qj63sb8.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-12-12PM_zps2qj63sb8.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-51-36PM_zpsvjevtzjq.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-51-36PM_zpsvjevtzjq.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-45-16PM_zpssd2inedv.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-45-16PM_zpssd2inedv.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-46-28PM_zpsslggdujj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-46-28PM_zpsslggdujj.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-50-05PM_zpsnibxqnjb.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-50-05PM_zpsnibxqnjb.png.html)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/12-11-16_9-48-26PM-2_zpsmefirndj.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/12-11-16_9-48-26PM-2_zpsmefirndj.png.html)
Now back to the story.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-06-20PM_zpsszzvc9tq.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-06-20PM_zpsszzvc9tq.png.html)
Sparrow:Do you think I look pretty?
Wolfgang:B..b..bbb...
Voice:That word better be beautiful?
Wolfgang:Wow!
Pablo:(offscreen):Sparrow sweetie do you need a sweater?
Sparrow:Oh my god dad!
Pablo:Well if you need anything,anything at all,just shout.
Sparrow:It's fine daddy,Wofly is taking care of me.
Pablo:Yes I noticed Wolfy taking care of you. If you ask me Wofly should go take care of himself at his own house....
Sparrow:Is that mum shouting.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-11-46PM_zpsjkpau5zh.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-11-46PM_zpsjkpau5zh.png.html)
Voice:I thought you were supposed to be having a house party.
Hebe:We got distracted.
Voice:We are never going to complete this dynasty if we keep going off plan.
Hebe:You're the one who decided to let me have another baby just so you can play with a toddler.
Voice:Shush.
Pablo:Can you two stop chatting for a moment.
Voice:You have bigger fish to fry buddy.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-13-22PM_zpsaxuqrtx9.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-13-22PM_zpsaxuqrtx9.png.html)
Voice:Or should I say fish to defrost.
Pablo:Honey what did you do?
Hebe:What makes you think it was me.
Pablo:Who else would it be.
Voice:In this family,pretty much any of you would freeze a sim given half the chance.
Hebe:See!
Pablo:Just hit her with your hammer.
Next time.
Hebe enjoys the view.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-24-10PM_zpsg0cf3hl8.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-21-17_7-24-10PM_zpsg0cf3hl8.png.html)
-
I hope it's a blueboo so caring for four dynasty kids isn't in vain. :P
-
I am hoping that nobody in the house dies before the baby is born so that we don't have twins.
Rachel
-
It's just a job.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-49-21AM_zpsweib7olp.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-49-21AM_zpsweib7olp.png.html)
Voice:What's wrong little fella.
Broc:Nothing,I just have a few things on my mind.
Voice:I am always here if you need to talk.
Broc:I know.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-53-45AM_zpstl9jiao9.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-53-45AM_zpstl9jiao9.png.html)
Matt:You can always talk to me you know.
Broc:I am not always good at talking.
Matt:That's okay little guy. A hug might help.
Broc:We aren't very good at hugs.
Matt:We?
Broc:What?
Matt:Nothing.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-58-08AM_zps4x7eofdr.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-58-08AM_zps4x7eofdr.png.html)
Grim:Look I ain't looking for her life story,I am just asking if you are the nearest and dearest of this here corpse here.
Hebe:Have some respect young man.
Sparrow:You want me to rip his skull from his bony shoulders.
Hebe:No dear,that's sweet of you to offer though.
Grim:There's no call for that kinda talk missy.
Broc:Mummy what's happened?
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-58-49AM_zpsm40tvtty.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-58-49AM_zpsm40tvtty.png.html)
Grim:Evening Sir..erm young man.
Broc:Have you come to take the old lady.
Grim:Yes I have at that.
Broc:Is it a good job,you know reaping souls?
Grim:It's just a job.
Broc:Yes that's what they keep telling me.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_5-01-24AM_zpsa5myhbpr.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_5-01-24AM_zpsa5myhbpr.png.html)
Broc:Mummy can death stay for dinner.
Grim:Let me think about it for a second.
Hebe:Not tonight sweetie. I have had enough of Grim for one night.
Broc:Don't you like Death mummy?
Hebe:He is a necessity but I don't want to be his best friend.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-59-36AM_zps6nykikdo.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_4-59-36AM_zps6nykikdo.png.html)
Broc:Oh that's a shame I bet he is nice. Once you get to know him.
Voice:I think you and I need to have a chat.
Broc:Yes but not right now.
Voice:Soon though.
Broc:Besides don't you have an important job to do.
Voice:It's just a job.
Broc:Yes that's what they keep telling me.
-
Loved the holiday photos! Very excited for a Hebe-bred toddler as well!
Poor Broc. Those are heavy life lessons to learn at such a young age.
On the plus side, looks like Sparrow and Wolfie are getting along very well indeed, even without armor. :)
-
The filler episode.
In order to ensure that we only have the one baby we needed to move in an elder. So Hebe was on full charm offensive.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_5-15-02PM_zps9upzyitw.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_5-15-02PM_zps9upzyitw.png.html)
Hebe:I made a thing look.
Voice:Technically that is just a lump of umnoulded clay.
Hebe:Actually it's a representation of the eternal thingy of being.
Voice:Eternal thingy?
Hebe:You know wossname.
Voice:It's an eternal wossname of life?
Hebe:Yes,do you think the old man will like it?
Voice:Well as eternal wossnames go it's the best I have ever seen.
Hebe:*grinning like a Cheshire cat*
Voice:Go get him tiger.
Evidently I didn't bother taking a picture of the old man. All you need to know is that he dislikes children and arrived with the notification that he wasn't long for this world. He hangs out with Broc a lot which is odd considering his aversion to kids.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-49-25PM_zpskseyyvrg.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-49-25PM_zpskseyyvrg.png.html)
Hebe:fire fire!
Pablo:Why do you let her play with the transformer setting on the ray gun. You know she's gonna set a fire.
Voice:I had nothing to do for five minutes.
Pablo:What do you have to say for yourself?
Voice:Sorry.
Pablo:And?
Voice:And I won't do it again.
Pablo:Now lets go find something else to do.
Voice:Lets get out of the house people.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-28-45PM_zpsmn3fut0x.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-28-45PM_zpsmn3fut0x.png.html)
Voice:You look pretty.
Sparrow:Urgh take it off take it off.
Voice:What's wrong with it.
Sparrow:It has flowers. I don't do flowers.
Voice:But it's so pretty.
Sparrow:Go find something else to do.
Voice:Fine be like that.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-26-58PM_zpsb1trsywl.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-26-58PM_zpsb1trsywl.png.html)
Hebe:Be honest Pewds do I look fat in this.
Stella:Mum that's not pewdiepie.
Ratchie:But it looks just like him.
Stella:He does doesn't he.
Pewdiesim:Oh my gosh you are massive.
Hebe:You didn't have to come right out and say it.
Pewdiesim:But you asked,you all heard her ask.
Voice:How very dare you.
Pewdiesim:Did anyone else hear that?
Voice:Okay people let's hit the park.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-10-25PM_zpsu1hle0dw.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-10-25PM_zpsu1hle0dw.png.html)
Hebe:What did you do?
Sparrow:Well first I implied her mother was a llama and then I mocked her outfit,it was hilarious.
Hebe:(giving it 'was it really' mum face)
Sparrow:Oh my god you are soooo old and boring.
Hebe:(giving it 'am I now' mum face)
Sparrow:You just don't get it.
Hebe:(Giving it 'you will understand when you are older' mum face?
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Ratchie/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-14-50PM_zpslq9mxfjp.png) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Ratchie/media/SMITH%20DYNASTY/01-22-17_7-14-50PM_zpslq9mxfjp.png.html)
Take a look at this face. This is the face of Sparrows nemesis.
Rachel
-
Nobody charms like Hebe. Who could resist that mysterious and meaningful lump of clay? Or the cat ears?
Nice job on making a nemesis, Sparrow! I'm sure she'll come in handy.
-
"Pewds do look fat in this?" Oh wow this is amazing mum! Keep up the good work
-
Sparrow is so pretty, whether she likes it or not she does look nice in the dress.
Loved the captioning of Hebe's face in the park. At least the nemesis is finding humor in the situation.
-
I agree with Sparrow -- flowers aren't her style.