The Dating Scene
Laurel: How was your night out, son? Did you have fun?
Darwin: It was much better than I expected. Hey…you didn’t put Clara up to that, did you?
Laurel: Not me. It was all Clara’s idea. I would like to know, though, whether you met any single young adults with three unique traits. I suppose it’s probably too much to hope for…
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Darwin: Actually, I did meet someone.
Laurel: Really?
Darwin: Yeah, surprised me, too. Her name is Maja and when we shook hands, it was like…magic.
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Darwin: The really crazy part is…I think she might actually like me. But then Aunt Hess sat down with us which kind of killed the flirty vibe, at least for me.
Laurel: Hess was there?
Darwin: Yep. And by the way, she sends her love.
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Laurel: Well, I'm sorry if Hess cramped your style. Are you planning on seeing Maja again?
Darwin: I hope so. It’s funny, yesterday I wasn’t thinking about my social life at all, and today it’s all I’m thinking about.
Laurel: You know what they say-- when you least expect it, expect it.
Darwin: I guess that’s true. Can I ask you something? As one heir to another?
Laurel: Of course, honey.
Darwin: How do you know when you’re making the right decision? I mean, things worked out great for you and Dad. But Uncle Linden and Aunt Diya weren’t as happy, and Aunt Hess didn’t find someone until later in life.
Laurel: The best advice I can give you is to trust your instincts. And don’t worry too much about the legacy part; I’ve found that everything pretty much takes care of itself.
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Darwin: Thanks, Momma. That’s good to know. Now, can you do me a favor and make sure no extended family members show up on my date?
Laurel: If only I had that kind of control.
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Darwin: Hey there, buddy. What brings you here again?
Boy: I had to sit next to a girl at school. I prob’ly got cooties.
Darwin: Hmm…no cooties in here. But just in case, do you know what prevents cooties?
Boy: What?
Darwin: Vegetables.
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The next evening, at Chez Llama…
Maja: This is a nice place.
Darwin: Yeah, nice. (thinking) Don’t say anything stupid, don’t say anything stupid, don’t say anything stupid…
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Later, after the nervousness wears off…
Darwin: Really!? You’ve read my book? I thought my parents were the only people who actually read it!
Maja: Are you kidding me? I couldn’t put it down! I’m usually more interested in biology than archeology, but your theory about Mouseeosaurus teeth is simply fascinating.
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Maja: I don’t know how to pronounce any of this. Is it French? Greek? Latin?
Darwin: Beats me. Let’s just point to a few things and see what they bring us.
Waiter: That’s what most people do.
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Maja: How’s your…um…entrée?
Darwin: It looks good, but I don’t know how to eat it. Would it be rude to ask the waiter for a fork?
Maja: Could you get one for me, too?
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The next day…
Clara: *in a sing-song voice* So…how was your date with Ma-ja?
Darwin: It was great. And there’s no reason for you to gloat.
Clara: I have every reason to gloat. You never would have met her if it wasn’t for me.
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Clara: Anyway, I’m glad you two hit it off. Word around town is that Maja’s a bit of a party girl, but maybe opposites attract.
Darwin: She prefers the word ‘socialite,’ and she’s not just interested in parties. Maja is really smart. She wants to be a botanist and—
Clara: That’s great. Hey, if she hosts any parties here, I hope she invites Magnus. He’s cute.
Darwin: As Magnus is her brother, I’m fairly certain Maja would invite him to just about any party she hosted.
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Maja: Whose portraits are those on the wall? And were they actually vampires, or just painted that way?
Darwin: Those are my grandparents. And they were real vampires. My mother and my Uncle Linden were born vampires, but they cured themselves as teens.
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Maja: That’s amazing! Next, I suppose you’ll tell me that you have aliens in your family tree, too.
Darwin: Three aliens. If you hang around long enough, you’ll meet Great Uncle Fig’s ghost. And I can introduce you to my cousins, Stella and Star, anytime.
Maja: You’re kidding!
Darwin: Not kidding.
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Darwin: Now that you know all about my crazy family history, will you…be my girlfriend?
Maja: Yes! Oh, and not because of your family. I just really like you.
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Darwin: I really like you, too.
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Clara: Hi Maja. You look dazed. Is everything okay?
Maja: I’m just really happy. Darwin asked me to be his girlfriend and then he said I could move in if I wanted to so I could start working on skills and get a job and host parties for my aspiration.
Clara: That’s a great idea! You should have a dinner party. And invite your brother, Magnus.
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Laurel: It’s nice to have proper dinner parties again. If there’s anything you need, Maja, don’t hesitate to ask.
Maja: Thank you, Mrs. Behr. Everyone has been so nice.
Laurel: Please, call me Laurel. We’re very informal about names. After dinner I’ll show you around the greenhouse.
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Laurel: Well, here it is. We don’t have room for everything, but we have most of the essentials. And we’ve got an established bee colony. If you’re going to be spending a lot of time out here, you should probably start bonding with them.
Maja: I think I’m really going to like it here.
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A few days later…
Darwin: I thought I’d find you out here. How was your first day at work?
Maja: It was incredibly easy. All I had to do was harvest a few plants and I got a promotion.
Darwin: That’s great! You’ll be a botanist in no time.
Maja: Hey…aren’t you wearing a new work outfit? Did you get promoted, too?
Darwin: Yeah. I’m now a registered nurse.
Maja: We should celebrate! Since I earned a paycheck today, you have to let me take you out.
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Darwin: You chose the museum for our date?
Maja: Since you completed the Archeology Scholar aspiration, I thought you’d like it.
Darwin: It’s perfect! *kisses hands*
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Darwin: Seriously, this is perfect.
Maja: You said that already.
Darwin: Want me to say it again?
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Maja: Let’s build a snowpal.
Darwin: Sure, why not?
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Darwin: Well, the important thing is that we tried our best.
Maja: I like her. I think she’s whimsical.
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Darwin: Do you want to see if the lighthouse is open? The view up there is amazing.
Maja: Okay.
At the top…
Darwin: I don’t have any fancy speech planned, but…Maja Jensen…will you marry me?
Maja: *gasp*
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