The day started out fine, even good really.
Watcher: Knock ‘em dead Squirt.
Brendon: Will do.
A bit of morning fishing.
Cali: Darn.
Watcher: Ah well, maybe next one will be useful.
Jax: Give it a rest Watcher, Cali’s caught loads of Angelfish.
Followed by some exercise.
Maverick: Just keeping in good shape watcher.
Watcher: Huh? You said something?
It was around then that things started getting weird.
Jax: Woah! Norah! You can’t go around stealing my things!
Watcher: What on earth! Wow! That’s rude.
Nora: I can’t help it.
Watcher: Likely excuse. She has to go Jax, good friend or not – I don’t want any of Kourtney’s paintings going missing.
Nora then walked into the kitchen and tried to swipe the fruit bowl.
Watcher: Right, that’s it. Now Jax!
Jax: Look Nora, we’re friends and I like you but I think it would be better for everyone if you just left.
Nora: Oh! Gosh, I’m sorry, I really am. I’ll see myself out.
Watcher: No you won’t.
Luckily Kori is a much better friend option.
Kori: Well, that was something.
Cali: Who would have thought! Nora’s a thief!
Jax: Ah well, could have been worse. Least she didn’t manage to actually take anything.
The Alter of Cow revved back into life just after I thought I had all the sims trained not to eat the cake. Poor Blake, I felt so bad as she is on her last days.
Watcher: Oh Nooo, I’m so sorry Blake. I was all distracted by Nora’s bad behaviour.
Blake: It’s ok, I’ll go and take a bath.
You could be excused for thinking this is some kind of new dance but in reality it’s Jax getting mentored by Maia at the woodworking table and Blake dying.
Watcher: This day is seriously starting to suck.
Blake: I see a light…
Watcher: Wow, really? Huh. I thought that was just all Hollywood nonsense.
Right next door Cali was having a party for one.
Using my super watcher powers I asked Jax to go view a painting in the great room.
Jax: I’m not sure viewing a painting is that interesting really and..wait is that…
Watcher: Off you go… NOW!
Poor Maia was so busy witnessing her friend die that she had a terrible fright when Grim whooshed in.
Maia: OH MY!
Watcher: Nice whooshy entrance there Grim. Quite the creep-fest.
Grim: Thanks I’ve been practising.
I was trying to remain calm but really Cali is so selfish aging up right at this particular moment. Typical.
Grim: Umm, how do you spell her name again?
Watcher: You have to be joking, right?
Grim: Err, no I can’t seem to find her on the list.
Watcher: B.L.A.K.E
Grim: Ahh ok so like a boy’s name but only for a girl?
Watcher: *face palm*
Maia: *Inconsolable sobbing*
Finally Grim got his game on and finished reaping poor Blake. I sent Maia to play The Sims to cheer her up. I know, I’m nice like that.
Jax: So you want to give me some chess tips? I’ve heard you’re a bit of a legend.
Grim: Sure.
Grim: Well the Sicilian Defense is always a good place to start.
Jax: Hmm
Grim: But you have to be aware of what type of player your opponent is.
Jax: K…
Kourtney: ‘Scuse me, coming through.
Cali: I’m so SAD watcher.
Watcher: Well if you’d done like I asked, which was to stay in the great room, you wouldn’t be sad.
Cali: I wanted to see what was happening.
Watcher: Yes, that’s always your problem isn’t it. Sticking your nose in where it’s not wanted. What you need is some fresh air. Off you go!
Cali: This has been the worst birthday ever.
Watcher: Well, you’ve only got yourself to blame.
Thankfully the day's fortunes turned around at this point.
Watcher: Ah! Good! You’re home Brendon.
Brendon: Yep, Umm, you’re standing a little close there Watcher. I’m trying to read you see.
Watcher: How’s the food?
Brendon: Aah, good. Umm.. again with the personal space watcher!
Watcher: I’m just getting some pictures of you.
Brendon: No one wants to see me eating.
Watcher: Listen Squirt, you’re a teen-aged boy, eating is about all you do.
Brendon: Fine but no pictures when I’m sleeping. K?
Watcher: Oh, that reminds me!