Week Two
Began the week by stopping by Mr. Flex's new place, where he lives with his... wife.
I actually prefer the challenge of married men, if you haven't figured that out yet.
But his non-commital tendencies made this an easy bag, and thus baby #3 is on the way.
(Yes, the push-ups were all it took.)
His immediate priority upon stepping into Scarlett's threshold was not getting in bed though, oh no.
He decided to harass poor baby Cardinal first. What a great father he'll be
An unfortunate realities of being a single mom that is trying to make money in the least effective ways possible is that your kid's tablet winds up babysitting them a lot.
Poor Ruby
Luckily momma does her best to get in time when she can!
In the blink of an eye, Miss Cardinal is a big girl now! She's also become the bane of my existence, because a random number generator gave her a six, which is fussy.
Forget picking favorites, this girl just plummeted herself out of the running. She's in third and baby #3 is still in utero.
Just look at that inaugural demon stare. She. Knows.
Exhibit A. Look at that cheeky grin when she refuses to be potty trained by her poor, heavily pregnant, mother.
But, then again, it's cute sometimes having my three blondies hanging out together.
Thanks to mom pitching in, Ruby got to level 3 on all of her skills on Wednesday at 1:49 pm!
A quick cake-bake by the super-mom Scarlett means that we've got our first child in the house on Wednesday at 2:49 pm, 3 days before she was due to age up!
The randomizer gave her Bookworm as her trait and Artistic Prodigy as her aspiration.
Here's a barrage of
blatantly Mortimer's spawn cute childhood Ruby photos.
Enjoying the fruits of her mom's labor, getting that empathy up, heading off to her first day of school, and playing that godawful instrument for the required 5 hours of her aspiration.
This is such a mood. Have fun doing this for at least a couple dozen kids basically every night, sweetie
Unsurprisingly, Geoffrey showed up out of nowhere!
Surprisingly, he stayed for nearly 24 hours, left for a bit, then came back for another 48.
What the actual heck, dude.
Here's... I dunno, proof of that endeavor?
Of course Morty showed up too, it was Cardinal's turn to get double-daddied.
Speaking of the devil, did I mention how much of a heathen that child is?? Because she's the actual worst.
Aaaaaand it's a BOY!! Welcome to Willow Creek, Mr. Brick Marcus Rainbow.
He swooped in on Thursday at 5:44 pm.
(In my last attempt, I stopped with 8 girls and 4 boys, so I was wary to say the least)
No multiples, though, so I can still complain about something.
In case you thought Geoffrey had left at that point.
There's no stopping the Geoffster.
Next up, Mr. Baako Jang. He was the only other adult I could think of at the time that I was like, "okay, yeah."
Plus, the Jang women usually go wild when he dies, and I'd love to have that in my family tree.
Did you know there are no redheaded original townie men?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I was originally going for and I couldn't find one.
But Baako is fine. And family-oriented, so maybe we'll see him as much as Geoffrey
Here's more to complain about.
Apparently Scarlett has super genes, and all of her kids must be blonde.
I'm going for variety here, game. Come on!!
Oh, and he rolled a 4, meaning clingy.
I'll take it, at least it's not another demon spawn(carefully eyes Cardinal).
To the surprise of LITERALLY no one, Daddy Marcus stopped by and showed him some love.
Here's a bonus picture of all the dads flocking to the home, including... Bjorn Bjergsen??
I guess he was just asking to be next in his own... special way.
Yes, these men are appearing without prompting.
Am I annoyed? A little. But I'm also taking advantage and making them (gasp) raise their children, so it's fine
Baby Count: 3.5
