Pippin: We now turn our attention to Splark...
Splark: Six!
Pippin: Right. Six. We now turn our attention to Six...
Splark Six: Six.I.Am!
Pippin: Whatever! We check in on him to find him calling a young lady over to visit.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Izumi!
Izumi: Hey, frosting head! I totally didn't marry your rival, though I totally would have.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: I knew your feelings for me were true!
zumi: Actually, he just got all sensitive and had his feelings hurt the first time I insulted him. He's a wimpy baby. Just like you, only he's actually handsome.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: And that's why you love me more!
Izumi: Yeah, you'll do. So...aren't you supposed to be buying a restaurant or something?
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Oh! Right! Almost forgot that. I was so distracted by how beautiful you are.
Izumi: Yeah, that sounds like a legitimate excuse...and I'm actually not being sarcastic for once!
Pippin: And so, with the lot purchased, Six.I.Am builds his restaurant.
Pippin: Oh for the love of...me! It's a rocket ship?
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Yep! I named it Starve Wars!
Pippin: (facepalm)
Izumi: You know, that's kind of clever, actually. Using name brand appeal without committing copyright infringement.
Pippin: And, the grand opening.
Izumi: Welcome to Starve Wars!
Ugh! This whole being nice thing is harder than it looks!Pippin: Is the hostess seriously wearing the Princess Leia dress?
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Yep!
Pippin: Of course, not all of their time was focused on the restaurant.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Oh! Kissing is very nice! We should do this more often!
Pippin: And they grew more and more comfortable around each other.
Pippin: Perhaps a bit
too comfortable...
Izummi: Nah, I'm just really comfortable with my own body.
Pippin: And speaking of her body...
Pippin: it's going to be going through some changes.
Izumi: The inferior Izumi told me all about her morning sickness. I am not happy with this.
Pippin: Speaking of not happy, our household, and therefore restaurant, funds are not in a good place. We should think about moving someone and their bank account in to improve the restaurant and provide an additional restaurant helper and live-in babysitter.
Izumi: So other people are just tools we can use. I like how you think.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Hi! I'm Splark...I mean...Six...I mean...Six.I.Am!
Candace: Six.I.Am? That's an unusual name. I'm Candace.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Do you want to move into my dynasty household?
Candace: Only if my husband and child can come along!
Splark Six Six.I.Am: I...that is...I mean...you must have misunderstood me. I said you should come by my restaurant and I'll give you free drinks...as long as you order water...
Candace: Oh. Okay then.
Pippin: Hmm, guess that's not the helper we want. Although, this one's a good helper.
Pippin: This is the second waiter we hired (well, first "waiter" as the other one is a "waitress"). He does his job in timely fashion, is never late, cleans up messes that the other waitress leaves around, and his name is Daichi. Must be the name...
Daichi: Just gonna clean up all these dishes the household that lives at the restaurant left laying around.
Izumi: Good, because slave labor's about all you're good for.
Daichi: Thank you ma'am.
Izumi: By the way, Shaggy called and said he wants his walk back.
Daichi: Tell him I apologize and will return it as soon as possible.
Izumi: Ugh, he's no fun at all!
Pippin: But you know what
is fun?
Izumi: Being not just a baby mama, but also a paint slave?
Pippin: Exactly!
Izumi: Yeah. Totally fun.
Pippin: But Izumi proved to be more than just a baby mama as she and
Splark Six Six.I.Am were wed.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Uff! I had remembered you being lighter than this.
Izumi: I
am carrying your child, you miserable worm!
Pippin: Yeah, that was rude. Gotta side with the mean one here.
Izumi: Thank you, Pippin. Thank you!
Splark Six Six.I.Am: I can make this up to you!
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Dance party!
Pippin: Seriously? Like that's gonna...
Izumi: This is awesome! I totally fogive you!
Pippin: Sims are weird. Anyway, things are going well at the restaurant and we're actually getting some 5 ratings now.
Pippin: Of course, a lot of this is due to our added help.
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Hi! I'm Splark...I mean...Six...no wait...Six.I.Am!
Mena: Hi! I'm Mena!
Splark Six Six.I.Am: You don't have a child or husband, do you?
Mena: No...are you
flirting with me?
Izumi: He'd better
not be!
Pippin: Umm, are you in labor?
Izumi: OW! Kinda...
Pippin: Should we take you to the hospital?
Izumi: Not until the OW! money, I mean, OW! helper is moved in OW!
Pippin: Wow, you are dedicated. Anyway, we got her moved in and rushed to the hospital...
Pippin: where Splark...Six...whoever he is...passed out.
Izumi: Honey? Honey? Did you just
seriously faint while
I'm the one having another human coming out of my body?!?!?
Splark Six Six.I.Am: ...uuuhhnnn...
Pippin: But eventually...
Splark Six Six.I.Am: AHH!! The baby!! The baby's coming!! I...what happened?
Izumi: Oh, my beautiful little green princess, let's hope you take after me instead of your daddy.
Pippin: And young Seven was welcomed to the family...and essentially left at day care for the rest of the week as we tried to get that 5 star rating.
Pippin: We definitely made some progress towards it and...wait. Is that a knight statue?
Splark Six Six.I.Am: Yes, but's it's still thematic, because he's a
Jedi knight!
Pippin: (facepalms) Anyway, things continue to go smoothly with the now-Jedi-knight-adorned restaurant,
Olivia: Hi, everybody in the kitchen!! I'm a small child! It's totally not against health code for me to just be able to wander in here!!
Kiley: (Sigh) I'll get the disinfectant.
Pippin: So, at the end of week one, Starve Wars has managed to reach a 4 star rating,
Splark Six Six.I.Am has achieved the connections reward and is at level 4 of the secret agent career, Seven has been born, and Izumi is a surprisingly affectionate spouse.
Izumi: It's fine, Pippin, run off and desert us. We'll just find some way to entertain ourselves while you're gone.
Pippin: So, the next week will find our focus turned toward the Von Carloff household.