Bartender: Good evening, sir. What will you order?
Stranger: I’ll have a Plasma Juice, thanks.
Bartender: There you go. I’ve never seen you around here. You live in Windenburg?
Stranger: This drink looks really good! About your question, nah, I’m just passing through. Name’s Ken. What about you?
Eva: My name’s Eva Capricciosa. I’ve been living in downtown Windenburg for the past few months.
Obviously, I’m a bartender here at Discotheque Pan Europa.
Ken: So, what’s new? Meet any weird people here lately? Bars seem to attract strange people, don’t they?
Eva: You’re telling me! I had some especially odd sims come in earlier this morning. You have a little free time? You wanna hear about them?
Ken: Sure, Eva. I’m all ears.
Eva: So first thing this morning, these two girls arrive here. They don’t know each other but they start chatting, see?
And guess what? They both just moved to this simverse today and are thinking of putting down roots in Newcrest.
One of them, her name’s Selene Sciarri, really rocks that goth look, like, seriously!
The other girl’s skintone is, get this, light green! Her name’s Jade Benjaminz.
Eva: Then, in struts this dude who thinks he’s all that.
He’s wearing this brocade vest with a watch chain and destroyed jeans, shorts! And he’s wearing a smirk to end all smirks.
Ken: Sounds like you thought he was kinda cute.
Eva: And surprise, surprise! Like Selene and Jade, Mr. McSmug also just moved here this morning. Hey, would you like another Plasma Juice?
Ken: Yeah, thanks.
Eva: Dude, you’re really knocking those back! Aren’t you still in high school?
Eva: The brunette, Selene, was so secretive about why she’s moved to Newcrest, though. Very mysterious.
Ken: Oh come on, Eva. One look at her and you know she’s going for the Vampire option!
*cues the song
The Sanctuary (Darling Violetta)Ken: So, what about your Mr. McSmug?
Eva: He said his name's Shota Mori and he was born and raised on the island off Windenburg proper. He wants to found a dynasty of restauranteurs who manage five-star restaurants.
Ken: What? No song for him?
Eva: Well, if you insist…
*cues
You’re So Vain by Carly Simon
Eva: At first, Jade was sitting by the window, but she quickly moved over a seat as soon as Shota arrived. Apparently, she’s aiming to found a mansion baron dynasty.
Her skintone and family name both scream that she’s all about living in the biggest, baddest crib!
*cues the song
For the Love of Money by the O’Jays
Eva: Really, I can’t say I blame Jade for changing seats. That Shota's a real charmer!
Ken:I must have just missed them. Where did they go?
Eva: Well, they all walked out together. Something about going house-hunting today.
Ken: So, is your shift over, Eva?
Eva: Yep, I worked a double-shift from last night so I’m dead tired. I'm going straight home. You?
Ken: Time for me to leave here, too.
Eva: Where are you headed, Ken?
Ken: I’m not really sure. I’m waiting for a phone call.
Phone: “Unravel” theme song ringtone
Ken: Is that you, Boss?
Boss: Where are you now, Ken? I have some important news to share.
Ken: I’m standing in front of Discotheque Pan Europa. Just a sec. Lemme run around to the back of the club for some privacy.
Ken: Sorry to have to phone you back, Boss, but I can’t really talk.
Now that I’m at the back of the club, everyone thinks this is the new entrance.
Boss: Well, the news is important but not urgent. I’m starting a Rival Dynasties Challenge today. Wheeee!
Ken: Wait, what? I thought you were going to send me to slay anti-ghoul investigators.
Why else would I change into my eyepatch mask and my I-was-so-traumatized white hair?
Am I just some side character in your teaser? Are you kidding me?
Boss: Sorry, Ken. Nobody knows who you are, unless they’re familiar with the
Tokyo Ghoul manga/anime.
Boss: But you’re one of my fave sims! I’ll find a real place for you in a story soon, promise!
Ken: You better! My spot in your 7 Toddlers Challenge was hardly a starring role!
Boss: By the way, I haven’t told you the name of my new Rival Dynasties Challenge yet. It’s...(drumroll)...
The Niche Nerds in Newcrest!
Ken: Whatever…