Chapter 91: The BachelorettesWendell: My new hobby is being ridiculously expressive in my gestures! Ugh! I hate fishing SOOOOOOOOOO much.
Mallory G: Yes! I’m all fixed up and ripe for the flirting.
Thaddeus: So, uh, what’s your high score in Blic-Bloc? I don’t want to brag, but I just beat level 860 last night.
Mallory G: Seriously? I’m as cute as this and you’re trying to impress me with your video game prowess?
Thaddeus: I’m a geek. I got pretty eyes and high scores. Those are the tools I’m working with. Can I have your number?
Mallory G: Ugh. Fine.
Thaddeus: I’ll just nonchalantly type that number in here and *mwah* pretend to kiss the screen. I’m not going to actually kiss the screen because I don’t want to get any extra oils or fluids on it. I can’t have anything interfering with my mobile gaming.
Mallory G: *yawn* Whatever. I got my makeover. I’m going home.
Thaddeus: Okay, then! Bachelorette number two! A spicy redhead!
Thaddeus: Wow! You really love video games! Want my Mom to give you a makeover?
Izumi: Oh, no you did NOT!
Thaddeus: Loves video games. Hates flirting. That’s a real heartbreaker, I gotta tell you. See you around. Why did Mom tell me getting a romantic interest would be easy? This is torture.
Saya: Good Morning you handsome mailbox, you! Don’t worry. I will never let anyone get in the way of our secret love!
Mailbox: You are so getting fired today.
Thaddeus: It’s cool. All girls hate me. It’s fine. There are plenty of solitary ways to raise my fun motive. I’ll just die alone in front of my computer screen, mourned by no one except my MySims.
Otto: So just ten more, yeah? Then we can quit?
Arianna: Yup. I promised. Unless I grossly miscounted, ten more should be plenty.
Wendell: How likely is it that you grossly miscounted?
Pernille: No probabilities! You all promised me no math!
Thaddeus: Hmmmm. Bright pink eye shadow and goofy walk. Mom, you think you can work with this?
Tallulah: Piece of cake! You’re talking to an artist, dear. Call her over and let’s get to work!
Rieko: Oh, very nice indeed!
Tallulah: Hey baby! Thanks for coming over!
Jorge: My pleasure, darling. You sure are inviting me over a lot lately. You afraid I’m going to die or something? Trying to get my urn?
Tallulah: *ahehehm* Uh, no. I just . . . wanted to see you .. . . a lot . . . every day.
Jorge: You know, I’m active. I might last awhile. You should probably try and keep me alive so I can still be your unique best friend.
Tallulah: Hey, we’ve got to pass the time somehow and I’ve run out of makeovers. If you get fatigued we can take a nap.
Rieko: Have I mentioned how alluring I find the recitation of gaming statistics?
Thaddeus: Well, why don’t you come over here and I’ll recount my thrilling journey through the last 50 levels of Maniac Matchums?
Rieko: Don’t mind if i do.
Thaddeus: And then I got a triple power-up by matching six pink floofballs in a row, and I used that power up to eliminate all the green gremlins on the entire board.
Rieko: Whew! I’m getting the shivers!
Thaddeus: This is going so improbably well that I think we should push our luck and go for a gold-medal date.
Rieko: Count me in!
Thaddeus: *Mwah* My one-and-only first kiss. I hope. My mom did about a million of these and she said it was exhausting.
Thaddeus: Second kisses are nice, too.
Rieko: What’s your opinion on third and fourth kisses?
Thaddeus: I am so looking forward to forming one.
Thaddeus: Hah! Photographic proof that video-gaming prowess does occasionally score chicks! We’re super-cute together. It’s a shame we’ll never have any babies.
Rieko: Never say never.
Thaddeus: No, really. I thought you knew this. I’m in a totally-full dynasty house. Unless something unthinkably awful happens I can’t have any kids.
Rieko: Just sayin’ . . .
Thaddeus: Oh, man! I can hardly believe it! A girlfriend! I really hope she did actually just go to the bathroom and she doesn’t just ditch me here.
Thaddeus: Sorry about my nose. It’s kind of a family heirloom, but I’m still working out how to do kissing without poking you in the eye.
Rieko: I don’t mind. I think it’s cute.
Thaddeus: Whee!
Rieko: *thwak!*
Thaddeus: Hey, after this you want to continue pushing our luck and go for the first level of Soul Mate?
Rieko: You know it!
Both: Yes! Teen life!
Rieko: Oooh. Nice form!
Thaddeus: Nice Romantic whim completion, you mean!
Thaddeus: *splutter* I think I'm in love!