Hebe for the win. Chapter 19 a filler chapter. New Jan 23

[tjtemple]

That's a great capture of Pablo patting Hebe's bum.  Brilliant, I have tried countless times to get that shot! And how very funny your pervy ghost 

Congrats on blueboo, and does the bush shot mean we're going to get another?  Or was it just for fun

Looking forward to the nuptials  

[ratchie]

There is a baby on the way. We need spares to rack up youth potion points. It took 4 tries to get that screen shot lol.

Rachel

[tjtemple]

I got all mine from moving in elders and speed loading aspirations; I couldn't cope with babies that stick around for 100 days and then die    But if you can cope then yours is probably the more effective method (and makes for a better story than all my old fogies that just annoyed everyone!)  The old folk made for effective pollinators though ; it's nice to have unrelated neighbours!

[oshizu]

Hilarious chapter. I really needed a good laugh this morning so thank you!

[LivvieLove]

Absolutely hilarious! I look forward to seeing the next (hopefully) blueboo! Pablo and Hebe are hilarious.

What a pervy ghost too. It's just been an eventful night all around.

[ratchie]

The one with the wedding.

In a amazing turn of events the wedding actually went,kinda sort of,to plan.

We invited 12 people and only one showed up,two if you counted Matt who was already there as it were. Hebe and Pablo spent around about two hours stuck like this. But Luckily it counted as get married,have guests witness ceremony and socialise with guests all at the same time.

Voice:What are you doing don't you want to go watch the wedding.
Matt:I can see perfectly well from here thank you.
Voice:Stop being silly Hebe wants you to be there.
Matt:Why would she when she has him.
Voice:Oh sweetie I know its hard but you really need to move on.
Matt:But it hurts so bad.
Voice:Well just try for me.
Matt:I suppose so.
Voice:Good for you.

Voice:I thought you said you would try.
Matt:I am trying I am at the wedding aren't I?
Voice:Standing in the corner is not trying.
Matt:It so is trying.
Voice:Matthew Hawes you sit down at that table right now. You will eat cake,drink and act like you wish both the bride and groom well. You will not cry,you will not get the very sad mood do you understand me.
Matt:I suppose so.
Voice:No suppose,now get.

Hebe:*clinking glasses*To you my husband may you ride in my van all the days of your life.
Pablo:To my wife may our journey in the van of life be as crazy and wonderful as you.
Matt:*muttering under breath*Stupid idiot stupid toast,I would have done a better toast.
Voice:Be nice.
Matt:I didn't do nothing.

Matt:Na na na conga..
Voice:Oh good show old bean.
Matt:Keep smiling party boy revenge is a dish best served cold.
Pablo:Wait what...
Matt:You heard me now keep smiling.
Hebe:(off screen)Wedding bam gold medal.

Next time.

Matt goes down the pub.

[tjtemple]

I don't know why, but this feels like a thoroughly English wedding. Even without any family fights!  I think it's your humour, and "now get". I loved, loved, loved it

[ratchie]

Its the reserved tension just bubbling underneath the surface that gives it that quintessential British feel.

Rachel

[LivvieLove]

Congratulations Hebe and Pablo!

I'm sure Matt will rebound just fine. Poor guy... haha. What a lovely wedding!

[chetanhaobijam]

Great wedding. Congrats to the two newly weds. And it seems like Matt got a revenge plan in his mind. Can't wait to see it in action.

[oshizu]

Congratulations to Hebe and Pablo.
May their Van of Marital Bliss remain forever fueled and oiled!

I'm very glad that Hebe picked Pablo instead of Matt--we have since learned that Matt is a terrifically poor sport. Ain't no one got time for dat!
(although Matt offers a great target for sarcastic barbs and such)

[ratchie]

The one about Matt.

Before we get to Matt lets see our baby Sparrow all grown up.



Now back to your regularly scheduled update.

Matt:Friendly social ask about career friendly social friendly social friendly social.
Nina:(duckface):I am like a mixologist or whatever.
Matt:Friendly social all up in here.
Nina:I know right.
Matt:Tentative romantic social?
Nina:Romantic social right back at you.
Matt:Confident romantic social.
Nina:Great big green love hearts.
Matt:Voice click the button.
Voice:No its too early for that impress her with the allure first.

Matt:Check out the guns.
Nina:Erm...
Voice:Oh dear allure is not sexy I repeat never ever show anyone the allure every again.
Matt:What do I do?
Voice:I don't know!
Matt:Quick she is looking at me with her face.
Voice:(blindly clicking buttons)is any of this helping.
Matt:May your day be brightened.
Nina:Erm thanks?
Matt:A penguin walked into a bar and a very amusing situation happened.
Nina:Lolz.
Matt:What is your career...seriously stop pressing buttons.
Voice:Sorry.
Matt:Step aside woman and let me handle this.
Voice:Take it away big fella.

*smoochies*
Voice:Yay you have a girlfriend.
Matt:*blushes*
Voice:You are not going to write any more poems are you?
Matt:*glares*
Voice:Right lets go fishing and then you can invite Nina on a date.

Voice:Matthew and Nina sitting by a pool type thing t i  c k e r l i n g.
Matt:That is not how you spell tickling.
Voice:First comes love next comes inappropriate use of a closet then comes Nina with a baby carriage.
Nina:Did you hear somebody say something.
Matt:All I can hear is the beat of my heart when you look at me.
Nina:Oh!
Voice:Nice save romeo.

Matt:Look I found a tunnel back home.
Voice:This seems pretty pointless. Do you get home any faster?
Matt:Have you ever timed how long it takes me to get back home from here?
Voice:Not as such but this is the first time we have actually come here.
Matt:This is a very anti climatic way to end the chapter.
Voice:Yes yes it is.

Next time.

Hebe does more science stuff and there are some more blue Sims.

Rachel

[MarianT]

Mimsy flirting with the bush totally cracked me up. And so did Matt standing in the corner at the wedding. I liked his save with Nina, too.

[LivvieLove]

HAHAHA! I was dying there for a minute.

Matt:Check out the guns.
Nina:Erm...
Voice:Oh dear allure is not sexy I repeat never ever show anyone the allure every again.
Matt:What do I do?
Voice:I don't know!
Matt:Quick she is looking at me with her face.
Voice:(blindly clicking buttons)is any of this helping.
Matt:May your day be brightened.
Nina:Erm thanks?
Matt:A penguin walked into a bar and a very amusing situation happened.
Nina:Lolz.
Matt:What is your career...seriously stop pressing buttons.
Voice:Sorry.

That's exactly how that feels like when you mess up a social interaction!
"Is this helping? How about this?" Hilarious! Excellent update! I'm glad to see Matt has rebounded recovered!

[tjtemple]

Yep, a totally pointless tunnel home.  Another hilarious chapter!