Hebe for the win. Chapter 19 a filler chapter. New Jan 23

[ratchie]

Dynasty stuff actually happens.


Voice:Having fun there?
Matt:Not really my heart is broken in two.
Voice:Oh pull yourself together man!
Matt:You don't know what its like to suffer the way I have.
Voice:You flirted once and as I recall it was you that pulled the urgh face.
Matt:I did not pull the urgh face the love of my life is forever out of my grasp but living in the same house. Have you any idea how that feels.
Voice:Granted I don't.

Hebe:Fine be like that then!
Voice:Who are you talking to?
Hebe:Colin but he is having a sulk because I say  that being able to make ambrosia is pointless when you could use a youth potion.
Voice:Colin,  Oh the robot.
Hebe:Yes Colin do try and keep up. Look at the big baby cannot even look me in the eye.
Colin:I won't even dignifiy that with a response.
Hebe:You just did.
Colin:*mocking*You just did.
Voice:Only in my game file.

Matt:I found a pomegranate.
Voice:Yay!
Matt:While you are here do you want to hear a poem.
Voice:Oh god do I have to.
Matt:She doesn't love me and now you dddd don;t wwwant tttt here mmmy pppoem.
Voice:Alright don't cry again.
Matt:Her skin is blue like the sea, she is the only woman for me.
Voice:Aww.
Matt:I haven't finished.
Voice:Sorry.
Matt:We should have been forever but now I am riding solo all thanks to Paolo.
Voice:Pablo!
Matt:She broke my heart she is a tart. And now all I do is fish and wish and wish and wish to be served a better dish.
Voice:Oh well done.

*Notebook entry. I have made great strides in ending world hunger by creating a food serum out of two plants. Some people may question how using two plants to create one serum could be that effective. By people I mean Colin who is trying to undermine my work. I am watching you Colin. Oh and Don I saw you take the last pastry out of the snack machine.

Matt:*Singing badly*When I was young I didn't need anyone and making love was just for fun.
Voice:Oh dear lord.
Matt:*Still singing*I think of all the friends I have known, but when I dial the telephone nobodies home! I don't wanna live...
Voice and Matt:*Singing*Allllll byyyy Myself!

Next time.

This happens.

Rachel

[tjtemple]

  I genuinely thought I was too tired to laugh but Matt's poem and singing just made me totally splutter out my drink!  Brilliant stuff @ratchie - thank you 

[ratchie]

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Rachel

[Ricalynn]

Oh man.  Poor Matt.  Have you tried the mischief or mean interactions that are like cold shoulder or blow off ?  Or even the break up if it's there? Sounds like someone has the jealous trait in all the worst ways. 

Can't wait to see the dynasty stuff that happens too.

[sdhoey]

 The Voice, you have that song stuck in my head now. LOL

[stellybelly]

I hope hebe gets the pastry instead of Don next time. And thanks for the promotion.

Stella

[LivvieLove]

I sang along with him, is that bad? Haha!

Poor Matt. My heart goes out to you buddy!

[oshizu]

Oh, Matt! Don't you know that tart-shaming will get you nowhere?!
At least, the Voice was nice enough to sing with you!

Ooh the suspense---I can't wait until "next time"...

[ratchie]

One born every minute.

Obviously a Smith birth couldn't go to plan. It took a total of 7 Sim hours for baby Smith to be born after arriving at the hospital for the first time. Yes we went twice. 


Pablo:Baby is coming baby is coming baby Is coming.
Voice:You appear to have stuck your arm though a door. Maybe you should see a doctor.
Pablo:No time for that baby is coming.
Voice:We have ages yet chill.
Pablo:Which way did Hebe go.
Voice:Through the door at the bottom of the hall which is in the total opposite direction to the way you are currently running.

An hour passes as they both run around the hospital.


Voice:Why so glum chum?
Hebe:I lost Paolo.
Voice:Pablo!
Hebe:I can't have this baby without him I need my boo...ooh text message. Do I want to join the Paragons.
Voice:I don't think this is the right time.
Hebe:Replying with yes.
Voice:Oh kay fine lets get on with the baby thing.
Hebe:Laters potatoes I am off to a club meeting.
Voice:I don't think you can do that..oh load screen I guess you can.

Another couple of hours passes as I send Hebe back to the hospital meanwhile Pablo took advantage of some baby moon time and went to the gym before heading back to the hospital.

Another hour of wandering around the hospital until I send Hebe to the delivery room where she sits at a chair and writes notes. Pablo is doing push ups in the reception area.


Voice:Finally can we get on with things now.
Doctor:Well that is me finished for the day.
Voice:You can't do that. Woman having a baby here.
New Doctor:Why hello there what can I be helping you with.
Voice:Can we please just have this baby.
New Doctor:All done choose a name and get out.
Voice:Well that was rude. Anyhoo lets see what we have.

Hebe:Well thank goodness that is over.
Voice:Wait aren't you forgetting something.
Pablo:Did I miss it.
Voice:I am starting to think I might have missed it.

Hebe:Look they let me keep the gown and the slippers.
Voice:Are you sure you aren't just stealing them.
Hebe:Pretty sure.
Voice:Also where did the baby go.
Hebe:She is fine the crib popped down next to Matt's bed.
Voice:The bed in which he is currently crying.
Hebe:Yes is that a problem.
Voice:A physical reminder of the love between the love of his life and his sworn enemy. No can't see how that would be a problem.

Hebe:We had a blueboo.
Voice:Hello there beautiful baby girl.
Hebe:Who is mummy perfect little princess.
Voice:Do we have a name.
Hebe:Of course we do.

Introducing Sparrow Smith.

Next time.

Lots of baby pictures.

Rachel

[oshizu]

Laughed at her going to join a club meeting while she was in labor and, of course, Pablo goes off to the gym.

Huge congrats on your darling blueboo, Sparrow!

[LivvieLove]

Two updates! Lucky us! Welcome Sparrow! =)

Poor Matt... haha, just "where did this baby come from?" (Cries harder).

Awesome chapters, as always.

[MarianT]

Hilarious as always. So glad that Sparrow's a blueboo. And I loved it that Hebe was invited to join the Paragons and had to go to the meeting.

[chetanhaobijam]

Welcome baby Sparrow. What a cute little blueboo, she is. Can't wait to see her baby pictures.

And poor Matt, heartbroken. He needs someone to mend his broken heart, I think.

[Tiamet]

Oh, Hebe, how I love you!  (Do sims usually have babies in an iron lung in Sims 4?)

[ratchie]

A blueboo a date and a voyeuristic ghost.

Being the productive and well organized watcher that I am,hey stop giggling at the back,we decided to use Hebe's weekend off work to full advantage.
First the montage of baby pictures.






The next step was to send Hebe and Pablo on a date for some alone time. So leaving Matt to babysit off we all went.

Voice:I said we were going for some alone time lady not a evenings worth of entertainment for a voyeuristic ghost.
Mimsey(probably but you know what I am like with names):Should I leave then?
Voice:No not all all pull up a chair...sheesh!

Mimsey:Don't mind if I do.
Voice:I was being sarcastic.
Mimsey:Hello there Mimseys the name lived here Woman and ghost for nigh on 60 days now.
Hebe:Hello!
Voice:Don't talk to her.
Pablo:I thought you had a plan.
Voice:I do have a plan, how was I supposed to know the pink lady was going to show up.
Pablo:Well get rid of her.
Voice:Erm shoo go away.
Pablo:That's not helping.
Voice:Well I Don't see you coming up with any bright ideas.
Hebe:Seriously why do I need to do everything around here.
Voice:And what exactly are you going to do.

Hebe: I am going to ignore her and get on with my date.
Voice:Well that works.
Pablo:I like her plan better than yours.
Voice:Everyone is a critic.
Hebe:And crack a few jokes and we are done. Bam gold medal.
Voice:You still have over half your time left.
Hebe:I wonder what we should do.
Pablo:I have a few ideas.
Voice:I bet you do.

Pablo:Get in there woman.
Hebe:Oh my!
Voice:Wait did you actually smack her behind?
Hebe*giggles*
Voice:I think this is one of my favorite screenshots ever.
Pablo:Can you un pause us now.
Voice:Oh yes certainly.

Pablo:Alone at last.
Hebe:Well except for the creepy old lady.
Voice:Oi!
Hebe:We wasn't talking about you.
Voice:Then who...

Mimsey:Flirty flirt flirt.
Voice:Are you seriously flirting with a bush that two people are currently aherm using. Not cool old lady not cool at all.
Mimsey:So why is it okay for you to watch.
Voice:I am a watcher this is what we do.
Mimsey:You took a picture too. That is just creepy you know.
Voice:It was just supposed to be a simple date. Why does my game file hate me.
Mimsey:Flirt flirt flirty flirt.
Voice:Oh shut up.

Pablo:I told you I had learned a lot from that gardening book.
Hebe:You certainly have become an expert in horticulture.
Voice:Can we just go home now. Its been a long day.
Hebe:Sure thing honey bee,do you need a hug.
Voice:To be honest I think I need a lie down.

Next time.

Wedding bells.

Rachel