The best laid plans....
Voice:If at first you don't succeed ...
Hebe:Get a field?
Voice:Yes well not just any old field its a..erm..
Hebe:Magical field where little pixies frolic and play?
Voice:Well no not exactly.
Hebe:Does it contain a secret ambrosia patch so we don't have to bother with all the fishing and cooking?
Voice:It has a snap dragon plant.
Hebe:For reals a snap dragon well crack open the nectar and lets celebrate. Forum we have a flower praise be the dynasty is completed.
Voice:Stop being silly.
Hebe:I better go get some help then.
Hebe:So what do you say your own bed and you get to keep any fish that isn't angel fish.
Matt:Sure why not.
Hebe:Great get in the van.
Matt:Oh to the kay stranger I just met and why don't you take my entire savings to do what you please.
Hebe:Don't mind if I do.
Hebe:Do you want to come live with me and some bloke I found at the park?
Pablo:That seems totally safe and not at all weird or potentially dangerous.
Hebe:Awesome get in the van.
Voice:You know we don't actually have a van don't you?
Hebe:We don't have a plan or a van. We are so going to fail.
Voice:Yes but at least we have a snap dragon.
Hebe:Oh yes I was forgetting about that.
Voice:Besides I do have a plan so hah.
Hebe:Go on then astound me with your brilliance.
Voice:Step one Pablo is going to go on a lot of dates.
Hebe:He is?
Voice:Yes and you and Matt are going to found an epic dynasty.
Hebe:We are?
Voice:Yes which part of the plan are you having difficulty understanding.
Hebe:You know as plans go its not very detailed.
Voice:Yes well the trick is to keep things simple.
Hebe:Its certainly simple.
Voice:What could go wrong.
Hebe:Pretty much everything.
Pablo:Close your eyes!
Hebe:Why?
Pablo:I have a surprise for you.
Voice:Wait what happened to Matt?
Hebe:He just wasn't that in to me. You may need a new plan.
Voice:Looks to me like you two are already working on a plan of your own.
Hebe:We are only trying to help.
Voice:How is this helping?
Pablo:Its certainly helping me.
Hebe:I like being helpful.
Voice:I guess this is the new plan.
Pablo:The day I got into your imaginary van was the happiest day of my life.
Hebe:Imaginary?
Pablo:I want to spend the rest of my days watching you smile and listening to you laugh.
Hebe:She is gonna want you to garden too.
Pablo:Anything for you my light my love the driver of my van.
Voice:Here's to plans going astray and things working out for the best.
Next time.
New loves,new babies and possibly a wedding.
Rachel