Week 1The contestants arrive in Bridgeport to find the weather’s less spring-like than they’d expected – which doesn’t prevent widespread moaning about the roped-off pool.
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It takes a while for everyone to get through the gate, especially since some of them are making the most of their last minutes of freedom by standing outside, chatting.
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Alys, of all people, heads straight for the hot tub and strips off

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Sage and Burl are delighted. They’ve only been here half an hour and there’s already a naked woman to ogle!
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Sage eventually wanders off in search of more intellectual pursuits, while Burl joins Alys in the water.
I needn’t have worried about the laundry getting done – family-oriented Di starts collecting washing on the first morning. I hadn’t even realised there was any yet. Their discarded outdoor clothing, I suppose.
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But just as I register that, she drops it on the floor

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And what is His Lordship doing?
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Surely he’s not trying to sneak into the women's bathroom?
No – he’s just passing on his way outside to steal the skinnydippers’ clothes.
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Neither of them seems particularly bothered: they walk around quite happily for the rest of the day wearing only towels. Soon Alys needs the loo and discovers the big mirror in the bathroom.
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The skill for the first week is cooking and someone, I’m not sure who, gets an early start by making a batch of hot dogs. It certainly wasn’t Alys, the natural cook: she’s been far too busy playing with the mirror.
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Additional cooking facilities arrive at midnight.
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As it turns out, I needn’t have bothered with the outdoor kitchen – the snow persists for most of the week and everyone prefers to stay indoors when they’re not hot-tubbing.
Grim, like almost everyone else, tends to wander around the house in his pyjamas.
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That skin’s rather worrying – it looks like shiny black plastic to me. Could this be Robo-Grim?
@starlives, you were right: he does seem to end up doing more laundry than anyone else, although there’s no shortage of volunteers. The only problem is that one washing machine isn’t really enough for sixteen Sims. After a few days of foot-stamping, the utility room gets an extension and a second set of laundry equipment.
Halfway through the skilling period for the week, Fluellen becomes the first person to get a whole cooking point by making some revolting-looking mac and cheese. The housemates seem happy to eat it anyway.
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Alys, whom I'd expected to win this week, is still spending most of her time in the bathroom, although she’s somehow found enough mirror-free time to become good friends with Terry. As a result, she’s now also a two-star celebrity.
Everyone else stands around chatting for most of the time, generally in the dining area. After
The Island, I’m surprised not to have seen a single pillow fight so far. With such a variety of traits, there’s plenty of room for disagreements, and there are definitely more minuses than pluses appearing over their heads.
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Simon has a delusional episode and has his good sense of humour replaced by unflirty. Despite his mental health issues, he has the highest cooking skill (just short of level 2, so not exactly impressive) by the end of Wednesday and so becomes the first Head of House. He’s not really formed strong relationships with anyone, so the potential evictees are selected by a microscopic margin. The unlucky pair are Sage and Burl.
Neither of them makes a particular effort to ingratiate themselves with the other housemates: Burl continues to relax in the hot tub for most of the day…
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…while Sage contemplates his surroundings and the meaning of meaning.
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Surprisingly, Simon mostly ignores the delights of the HoH’s suite and joins the others in the main part of the house, although he does like his stereo

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He’s really quite astonishingly unstable. Maybe it's the lack of sleep. He sits in the rocking chair all night, ignoring his comfy bed and ends up passing out on the floor. Repeatedly. Eventually, I delete the rocking chair and order him into bed. Even so, he has two more episodes before the end of the week. He’s lost his new unflirtiness in favour of vegetarianism and is now on the way to becoming a savvy sculptor instead of a great kisser. But then, almost everyone is feeling ill in some way, what with swapping germs and all the horrible food they’re eating.
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Reality TV ‘stardom’ is rapidly losing its appeal. Maybe that’s why there’s a furry of wishes to join the criminal career towards the end of the week.
Talking of would-be criminals… Go Ro!
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I don’t remember seeing that wish before

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The one she actually has a fight with is India. I’m not at all sure why - I only saw the cloud of dust, not what led up to it.
With less than an hour to go before the vote, Burl makes a last-ditch attempt to win India over to his side.
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It doesn’t go well.
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Everyone gathers for the first elimination. Seven housemates vote off Sage; seven (including India) pick Burl. It’s a tie.
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As Head of House, Simon has the casting vote – and he chooses to eliminate Burl.
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Burl seems pretty relaxed about it (but then, relaxation has been his big thing this week). He phones friends in the city to let them know he’s out and drives off to hit the clubs.
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It seems he’s really making the most of his first taste of big-city life. Less than four hours after his elimination, this message pops up:
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Even for an inappropriate Sim that’s impressively fast, but he does have form. After all, he was married to Agnes Crumplebottom within a day of coming into existence for the first time

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