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Aurora - You're the best mom.
Rachebe - That is why they call it best friends.
Aurora - I know but it won't last. You know I'll have to get another one.
Rachebe - I do but I'm glad that I can be your first.
Aurora - So why are we in this cave again?
Rachebe - Sturgeon.
Aurora - Has Dad caught any?
Rachebe - No but Gramma, Uncle Ash and Scarlet all have.
Aurora - Why didn't we stay at home then?
Rachebe - If we had we wouldn't be best friends.
Aurora - Oh.. yea, good point.
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(( *randomly has Air use his simray to transform something. Gets a fire first try* ))
*everyone runs to the front of the house*
Scarlet - *counting the guests*
Aria - Ahh! Where was the fire?
Addy - It's already out. Air was trying to transform a MySims because we're missing four. It's a glitch.
Aria - Oh.
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Amir - Uhh Alistair.
Addy - Shhh!
Amir - But..
Addy - Shhh!
Alistair - Mm this is so good.
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Ash - Hey look.. you're finally not a white boy anymore.
Air - You are not cute.
Ash - I happen to think I'm adorable.
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Addy - *giggling profusely*
Alistair - This is not funny woman.
Addy - Yes it is.
Alistair - I have leaves growing through my new gloves.
Addy - Just think of how much fun you'll have showing that new trick to the lab!
Alistair - No.
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*Camera pans over*
Addy - Aww..
Artie - Oh man.
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Reaper - Don't you think that's a little insensitive?
Artie - What?
Reaper - Eating ambrosia over a dead body.
Artie - You're the one that killed someone while I was having my planned dinner to keep you from coming for me. You can't blame me for caring enough to come see him as you take him.
Reaper - Shush you. I'm trying to work.
Lorena - Addy, can you control them?
Addy - I wish.
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Aurora - So what does it taste like?
Aria - Uhh...
Addy - No sense lying to her.. it's her destiny. I honestly don't remember.
Aurora - It tastes that bad huh?
Aria - Well the first bite is kind of a shock. Then you kind of feel the magic take over and it's not so bad.
Aurora - Yeah.. it's bad.
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Air - So that's why I can't ever invite you over to the house.
Shawn - Hmph. Sounds like an excuse.
Air - No really. I don't understand it but the people I live with make friends with just about everyone. And you're special.
Shawn - Okay.. keep talking.
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*sudden camera movement*
Addy - Oh wow.. It's a twofer that was a complete surprise!
Lorena - Ow.. why does the night hurt my eyes?
Addy - Just lay down sweetie.
Lorena - Oh.. that sounds like a good idea.
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Addy - Artie.. what are you doing?
Artie - I forgot to take a picture of Lorena for the wall *snaps a shot of her on the ground*
Addy - Really?
Artie - What?
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Reaper - This is twice in one day. Why is everyone dying at your house?
Artie - A lot of people used to die at my house.. remember? But we don't get the notifications anymore so we have all close family and friends practically live here.
Reaper - Really?
Artie - Yeah we do food, drinks, provide amenities and fun stuff. It's great.
Reaper - You're weirding me out.. can you back up?
Artie - No.
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Ash - *jumps* What do you mean kill the firefly?
Artie - Huh?
Cassie - *through her teeth* Someone's talking to himself again.
Reaper - My precious.. Mmk. time to go.
Artie - Hey Cassie.. C'mere this will make you feel better.
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Reaper - What in the world are they doing?
Ash - Rachel's back from her space mission. Chat later.
Reaper - Why can't I stop watching?
Artie - Because my bootyshake brings all the boys to the yard.. And they're like..
Cassie - Please stop.
Artie - Okay.. for you.
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Immediate followup shot of Cassie Rupp for the wall. She doesn't look very happy though!
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Addy - What are you doing?
Artie - What do you mean what am I doing?
Addy - Well if cars could hit you I'd be worried you were being melodramatic.
Artie - No no it's not that. I need to get away from the house.
Addy - Why?
Artie - Come with me, kid. You might learn a few things.
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Artie - Bingo!
Addy - Why are you staring at a new random townie walking by your house?
Artie - Why not?
Addy - This is almost as creepy as that time Recipe Man hung out by the school.
Artie - That was good times.
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Artie - *rude introduction*
Redhead - *angry reaction, yells at*
Artie - *jeer, insult, call daughter of a llama*
Redhead- You are not a nice man!
Artie - Not only that, I'm a criminal mastermind.
Redhead - More like a math tutor.
Artie - Pinhead.
Redhead - Prison Barber
Artie - Mother Lover *continues to subtly debase*
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Redhead - Why are you being so mean to me? *crying*
Artie - *sows seeds of doubt* Oh I'm sorry.. did you think this was going to be a fair fight? You have no idea who you're messing with, you poor sad unwatched soul.
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Redhead- I can't believe you!
Artie - Hey it's not like I can kill you right? This is a dynasty.
Redhead - Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Artie - Oh.. it didn't?
Redhead - I hate you.
Artie - I know. *laughs maniacally*
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Addy - Feel better?
Artie - So good I could sing. In fact, why don't we go frolic through the hills and pick flowers together.
Addy - That's okay... You have fun with that.
Artie - Your Loss!
Ricanote: I had to go back 3 saves to find this woman's name (and still didn't use it lol) because apparently after her exchange with Artie the game purged her. I can't prove it was Artie.. but you never know right?