Tony: That is the most hideous looking shirt I have every seen.

Green: Well your 80's hair band shirt isn't the most creative thing out there either.

Tony: *jumping* BUT at least my shirt coordinates with my appearance.
Green: Ahh, well... It's not my fault.

Tony: *gunts* Ahhh that's better..

Green: Oh nasty man, that is putrid.
Tony: *stifles laugh)

Tony: Well, I'm not the one that ate at the rolling roach coach for lunch today. She should really stay clear of that place.

Green: You what? I have had about as much of your mouth as I can handle. It's too hot for this.

Tony: Well here, let me help you cool off a little. *throws drink in face*

Green: *sputters* That was gross. You little deviant..


Tony: *takes hand* Thanks
Green: *buzz* AHHHHH

Kid: Hey Mr. What you doing with that doll?
Tony: I'm making it into a voodoo doll.
Kid: Cool

Tony: Done, now to test it out on my victim.

Tony: *pours water over doll* Now lets see how fast you wet your pants.
Green: Oh man, you didn't?? Not me!! *embarrassed* I need to umm, go home now.

Green: I hate that brat. He's a major pain. I'll get him back for this.
Tony: Yeah, good luck with that.

Tony: Now to clog this sink to add to my list. And head for work.

And he does his best work and is off to do a bad night's work.

Milo: I'm so glad you called this morning my love. I've missed you.
Gia: I've missed you too pumpkin.

Milo: come here and give me a nice little kiss.
Gia: Anything for my Milo...
