Chapter 64: Can't Help Falling in LoveChasity really enjoys spending time with her grandson, she even decides to read him a bedtime story in freewill! And amazingly, Mickey listens in his own bed instead of going to some other room.
Chasity: "Mr. Grey will see you now," the Receptionist said coldly. Ana stood, shaking in fear.
Mickey: I love this so far!
"Wait, why are you reading him Fifty Shade of Grey? Isn't he way too young for that?"
Chasity: Quiet! He likes it.
Romance is in the air at the Singh household. Shirley and Josh are always seen cuddling each other.
Shirley: Leave us alone please.
Fine, I'll go check on Owen and Alecia at that Sunlit Tides venue.
Owen: So Alecia, wanna woohoo?
Alecia: OMG! YES!
Owen: I hope Gina never finds out about this.
*SPLASH*
"Why are there rose petals flying through the air? Do flowers grow in hot tubs?"
Owen: Alecia, I think I love you more than Gina. Marry me!
Alecia: Eek! Yes! Yes! Where's the ring though? It's just a bright shining light!
Owen: Yay! She said yes! Sorry Gina..
Alecia: I still can't see the ring..
Owen: And I can't see those leaves.
Alecia: Those are just green blotches.
Chasity: Mickey, are you excited for the wedding today?
Mickey: Heck no! Aunt Alecia and Uncle Owen are lame. I'd much rather be listening to music than listening to their vows.
Chasity: What? How dare you-
Mickey: I'm going to my room. Bye Grandma!
Chasity: I just got owned by my own grandson.
Alecia and Owen's wedding is at the Sunlit Tides Venue.
Alecia: Do I look alright? I think I may have a pimple on my cheek..
Chasity: How would you know? Reflections are turned off.
Alecia: I can pretend, you know!
The guests soon arrive. Geoffrey Landgrabb didn't get the formal dress memo.
Geoffrey: Is this a costume wedding?
Malcolm: Dad..no..
Geoffrey: What? Weddings are supposed to be the best days of our lives! May as well dress like this.
Nancy: Just so everyone knows, that man is not my husband anymore. He's just some random stranger.
Geoffrey: What? Nancy! Come on!
Nancy: Malcolm, let's go inside before we die of humiliation.
Malcolm: I'm right behind you, mother.
Geoffrey: Can someone zip me up?
Madison VanWatson: EEE! I'm so happy to see you again Corey!
"What?! Maddie? I didn't invite you!"
Maddie: The Working Friends miss you! We loved our DecaDynasty! Danica hasn't contacted me in three years though..I think she fled the country.
"I don't blame her, I miss you guys so much though."
Maddie: These Singh people are nothing compared to us. I bet you're only on your third generation!
"I'm on my ninth actually."
Maddie: What?! NO! We miss our Corey-S'more!
"Don't call me that."
Nick Alto: ARGH! Why does Nancy Landgrabb have to be here?!
Maddie: Because she was invited, silly!
Nick: I don't have time for you or your smarty answers.
Maddie: Thanks! I'm super smart. I went to college!
Nick: ...
"Oh look! Monika Morris, my old DecaDynasty founder!"
Monika: Don't talk to me Corey. I'm still mad over how you failed us.
"Monika, I was THIRTEEN at the time, even if I didn't make that mistake I still would've failed some way or another."
Monika: Whatever.
"Chanel, why are you making that pose?"
Chanel: Hot guy, three o'clock.
"Oh great, she's eyeing Christopher Steel."
Chris: Is there an Immortal Dynasty girl anywhere? I haven't seen one in three months. I'm getting bored.
Chanel: Mother of Will Wright, he's hot!
Soon, it's time for the ceremony.
Alecia: Ah, it's the happiest day of my life.
Owen: OMIGOSH! Look at all these people! I hope Gina is watching.
Alecia: You ruined it.
*petals fall*
Chanel: Ah, almost as beautiful as Christopher Steel.
VJ Alvi: ACHOO! I'm allergic to flowers!
The night is filled with dancing, laughing, and romance.
"Can I say romance again?"
Chanel: SCORE!
Chris: Never thought I'd make out with a 134 year old lady.
Chanel: Actually, I'm 135.
Chris: I miss the old days.
The next day is Mickey's birthday, the camera then pans to Shirley.
Shirley: I'm pregnant! I hope it can be twins..
"Um, not a possibility."
Shirley: Why?
"Well.."
Meet Christopher Singh.
Shirley: WHAT?!
Chris: Living alone is boring, so I decided to elope with Chanel.
Shirley: Corey, this has to be a joke.
"It's not, but it's still hilarious."
Chris: Our marriage will be great!
*camera pans*
"Looks like it will be short, too."
Chanel: Oh no, it's happening.
Mickey: About time.
Chanel: Well, it's my time to go everyone.
Josh: Grandma! NO! You were doing so great!
Chris: We were married for two days, can I change my last name to Kardashian?
Iliana Langerak: Wow, what a party pooper.
Grim: *singing* So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your- Oh wait. I've been summoned. Holy cow! 136 days? You're long overdue!
Chanel: Bye everybody!
Josh: Oh no! I just punched you through the chest!
Chanel: It's okay Josh, I'll get you back later. *vanishes*
Rest in peace Chanel Singh! With 136 days, you destroyed Gilberto's record of the longest living Singh.
Mickey ages to teen, and gains the Virtuso trait. No surprise here.
Mickey: Leave me alone, I need to go play my bass.
We end this chapter with a new family member. Everyone welcome Maggie Singh to the family!
Maggie is quickly placed in her new baby swing home. She was born the day after her great-grandmother died.