One is the Loneliest Number
This is One O'Eight, our founder. She is artistic, ambitious, hopelessly romantic, a great kisser and a born saleswoman. She is also very lOnely.
One: Oh very clever, Dek.
Oh thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.
One: As you wish.
Anyway, she wanted to be swimming in cash. So, as countless others have, and as I have on countless other times, she was sent to visit Ms Crumplebottom, One Agnes. They chatted, they laughed, they exchanged funny faces and Aggie drove Ms O'Eight to the diner on the other side of Sunset Valley, so that One could spend 18 simeloens for a fried and unhealthy meal and so that Ms Aggie C could move in, sell her car, and build a house.
We all know what Aggie looks like in her EA issued clothes, so I have decided to show you the picture of Ms C after my makeover of her.
Agnes: Dek means he forgot to take pictures of us meeting.
You know, I could have your marry Iqbal or Abraham, or even Arlo. And I could chain you to a sculpting stattion ...
Agnes: Hmm, on second thoughts, I really do believe what you say, Dek. Oi One, over to the easel now, let me paint you.
So the portrait painting began, and One went spouse hunting. She found one C. Steel on that Sunday night outside the very same Diner that she paid for the feeding of Agnes mid afternoon.
One and Chris did the usual things, laughing and talking and getting to know each other, then they moved onto flirting and comparing star signs and swapping saliva. One got on one knee and proposed marriage. He said yes, then the game decided that turning Chris into a vampire was a good idea.
One: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Dek: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Aggie: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Chris: I wanna suck your blood!
After the unnecessarily long "No" of outrage by One, Dek and Aggie, One went to the elixir consignment store, manned by townie Sue Scott.
Sue: I'm just pleased to make an appearance even if it is as the elixir consignment store operator. She wants a potent cure elixir, does she? Well I do have one, but I do have all this other slow moving stock that needs to get sold, gem powders and elixirs to change sims into supernatural sims, mushrooms, books and the like, so this should be quite a killing for me.
So after buying out the elixir consignment store a few times, One was able to eventually buy the potent cure elixir, consigning the unwanted items back to Sue.
Sue Scott: *Sighs* So I've got them back again, oh and she's a savvy seller, I think I've been outsmarted.
After
stalking Christopher checking that Mr Steel was safe at his home, One went there, greeted him and threw the potent cure elixir at him, turning him back to a normal sim. Chris thanked her with a great kiss of his own, and then danced with glee when she asked him to marry her.
Chris: It was not with glee and it was not a dance. I was pleased that I would not be a Vampire as I kept on getting confused as one of those Twilight 'vampires'.
Anyway One married Vampire-less Chris in a beautiful private ceremony on the back landing of his house and then he moved in to the O'Eight family house, before being sent out to learn fishing and gardening and to buy fruit and vegetable from the grocery store, including 10 apples.
Late on Monday night, One and Chris O'Eight met in bed to bring Two O'Eight into the world ...
