Chapter 9
Parker: Chief, I need to have a eye witness in to interview them.
Chief: Of course!
Parker: This eye witness is a little... er...unusual.
Chief: I don't want to know do I?
Parker: No Chief, you don't.
Chief: Just get the job done Detective.
Parker: Hmm, you know, maybe a desk job wouldn't be so bad...
Parker: Ah! Here he is.
Grim: Umm, I'm here to see Detective Parker.
Parker: Hmm I know.
Parker: Just come round the side and I'll unlock the gate for you.
Grim: Thanks...
Grim: Woah, good thing I'm not claustrophobic!
Parker: Yeah, it's pretty cosy.
Parker: Thanks for coming in.
Grim: No problem. I've actually always been a bit curious about the Police Station.
Parker: I'll give you a tour if you like.
Grim: That'd be great.
Parker: *Deep breath* Right, well...I need to ask you some questions about Kurt Moody. Specifically about the night his spouse Perry McCarty died.
Grim: Aww man! It's always the embarrassing deaths everyone wants to talk about.
Parker: Look Mr Grim, I'm going to be straight with you. You need to tell me exactly what happened in the order it happened on that night. All the details.
Grim: *Clears throat*
Grim: Look what can I say. He was young, she was old. He was a little 'enthusiastic'... death happens.
Grim: Really Detective, these May-December weddings should come with a health warning. Mind you, I'm not complaining 'cos it's good for business.
Parker: *Thinking* My job has just become excruciatingly embarrassing.
Grim: Please tell me I don't need to provid
all the details Detective. *Cringe*
Parker: Ah no *cough* That's fine Mr Grim.
Parker: *Awkward*
Grim *Tellin' me*
Grim: You know that room next door?
Parker: The interrogation room?
Grim: Yeah. Do you think I could see it?
Parker: Sure thing, follow me.
Grim: Past all the perps? You go first then.
Grim: So this is it then?
Parker: Yup.
Grim: Could I try out the seat of power?
Parker: *shrug* Sure.
Grim: Oooo I need to get me one of these. How'd I look?
Parker: *Cracking up* Just great!
Grim: What's so funny?
Parker: Omah gosh, you don't know how crazy my day is but I'm tellin' you it just keeps gettin' crazier. Thanks for coming in.
Grim: I might just hang out in here for a bit.
Parker: Nice. I can hear my name being called. I'll check back on you soon.
Grim: No hurry. I like this room.
Officer Beadle: They're on the verge of riotin' I tell you. I'm running out of options.
Parker: *Takes a long look*
Parker: *Let's RIP* "XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX" <censored for PG rating>
Officer Beadle: Well, that worked a treat.
Officer Beadle: Pity your hot-to-trot-cover-boy murder was only a crime of passion *snort*
Parker: I knew the jokes would start... water off a ducks back mate.
Officer Beadle: *Snicker* Rather you than me doing
that press conference.
Parker: *eye roll*