Chapter Five: Mischief Managed, Yet Again
Dear Nettie,
It's that time again! I had my party all planned but people cancelled at the last minute - work commitment, having a baby or three, oh, the Landgraabs? No thanks. Do they not realise I took a day off WORK for this?
There was only one thing for it.
Does my bum look big in this?
I don't blame the trousers. *snickers*
Shut up, Mal.If I'm going to raise my athletics skill I may as well go the whole hog and gain weight first, right? Definitely the logical approach.
Isn't the end result brilliant? Makes the aches and pain worth it.Hmm. I'm envious of your abs.Time to take a trip through space and time.
Oh, I think I'm going to be sick. *throws up*
Sheesh, I leave for an hour and already Mal is setting fires. Mitch pulls up the extinguisher like a hero and doesn't even bat an eyelid.
Looks like I'm not the only one throwing up. If only I could egg her house from up here.
Evening falls and I call up the Events Manager for a Weenie Roast. Mal takes over cooking duties from Dina.
Several stories are being told at once over the fire and I catch Mitch's eye. Then realise he's winking at Liberty Lee. I hope I've made the right decision...
Well, you can't have a Weenie Roast without someone setting themselves on fire. Antonio Holloway just screamed as the flames licked away at his highly flammable jumper but Johnny extinguished himself.
I grabbed another extinguisher and saved Antonio's life with no gratitude in return.
What did I miss?
Zesty and Tonio caught on fire.
Did they scream like girls?
Tonio did. *snickers*
And that's a wrap. First Gold earned.
I swear Mitch is eyeing me. Who wouldn't when I'm wearing short shorts with sexy abs peeking out from my crop top? *winks*
You're in the way, Kes.
Riiight.It's not like there aren't other cute guys in this neighbourhood! In this very house, even.
Love, Kessy H Chant.