Another Hollingsworth Dynasty Story - Completed

[KTK10]

The men in the house just love denying their alien pregnancy! He does look really funny like Nettlejuice said.. all muscles and then this belly! Great updates as always!

[Playalot]

Totally agree... couldn't look more extraordinary if he tried. 

[Playalot]

Chapter 122: Ramin's Time


What are you doing? Telling jokes?
Julien: Kinda, I'm practicing my speech and this is the funny, light hearted bit.
I see. Why?
Julien: 'cos I've completed all my childhood aspirations so I'm starting to work on my adult skills.
Wow! So responsible!
Julien: Thank you. I figured I'd work on charisma seeing as that'll help me pull the birds.
What? Pull the..pull? PULL? You're lucky washing kids mouths out with soap went out of fashion years ago *walks off in disgust*





Caleb: I think a little more focusing on your homework and school and a little less listening to other teens 'talk' might be advisable son.
Julien: Yes dad.





Julien: Got to admit, you're packing on the pounds there dad.





Julien: Oh MY! I didn't know it was a nooboo!
Caleb: Don't be cheeky, it's just a bit of middle aged spread about 20 years too early. I'm sure it's a phase.
Dude: Riiiiight.




Ramin: Watcher, I'm going up to the spirit in the sky...





Thank you so much for everything you've done Ramin.
Ramin: Told you I was extremely likable watcher.
You did indeed.





Oh Grim, that's not a door.
Grim: What is it with this place and door/windows? Gah!






Just come through the garden.
Grim: It's rather nice.
Thanks.





Up the stairs, along the veranda....
Grim: Oh yes, that's right I think I can find my way from here.





Grim: I kinda feel like some of my 'swooping presence' has been ruined...
No, honestly, you're swooping just fine.
Grim: Good.





Umm, yeah, that's not actually Ramin.
Grim: Oh! No! Quite right watcher. *sigh* I think I need my eyes tested...*blink blink* yeah, everything's a little hazy.





Grim: You need to go to school Julien, this is adult stuff.
Julien: Oh! Right....





Mac: Poor Ramin, I don't know whether to kick your butt Grim or give you my optometrists details.





Caleb: Hey! Grim! How ya doing?
Grim: Hi....woah! What happened to you?





Caleb: Good to see ya.
Grim: Yeah you too. Bit surprised to see your gut an hour before you walk into the room though.





Ramin's gone.
Dude: I know. *sigh* He was a good man.
He was. Left quite a legacy behind too.






Thought you might like to know Ramin's gone. Don't stop painting though.
Zahra: *sigh*





Caleb: Been great catching up Grim, don't be a stranger.
Grim: I won't. Have a good day at work...that is if you can actually fit through the door. *snicker*

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Chapter 123: Another One Goes Down


Where are we going?
Caleb: To arrest the perp right on the other side of the park.





Can you actually walk any slower?
Caleb: It's not funny. I'm feeling really uncomfortable.





Caleb: Oh I hope I've got the right perp and it's not that guy playing chess back there.
So do I 'cos the thought of having to spend the next hour walking back to where we started...ugh.





Oh good! At long last we have a visual.





Caleb: Littering is an offense.
Perp: Oh yeah, what cha going to do about it porky?





Caleb: Try these on you for size.





Crims in Lock Up: Hahahhaa, look at old fat guts Hollingsworth.
Perp: You're not going to lock me up with those common criminals are you?





Officer: I've warned you about your noise. Keep it down or I'll do you for another 25.





Caleb: Sit down.
Perp: Are you sure we can both fit in here?





Perp: That light's too bright.





Caleb: You know what? I've just about had it with you perps. You're all the same.





Caleb: I've got so much evidence on you that the judge will lock you up and throw away the key.





Caleb: Why don't you just do us all a favor and 'fess up now.





Perp: Will you reduce my sentence if I name some people?
Caleb: Urgh....just FESS UP!





Caleb: Well, another one goes down.





I always like the start of a case, it's all on really.
Caleb: Yeah, it's good fun piecing it all together eh.





Caleb: This is ringing a few bells... I might just cross ref this lot.





Caleb: You have a crime you want to report ma'am?
Citizen: I do young man.





Citizen: I tried telling that officer there but he said you were the best man for me.
Caleb: Did he now.
Officer Taryn: lol
Citizen: Some hooligan knocked over my trash can last night.
Caleb: I see.
Citizen: Thank you for hearing me out. I know you've probably got far more important things to be doing.
Caleb: Citizen safety is our top priority ma'am.
Citizen: Oh, what a lovely, if slightly chubby, young man you are.






Caleb: OOooo OOO
What the heck?
Caleb: <<Desperate>> to pee....ooOOoo





Caleb: Oh darn, I was just about to figure out another clue.
No worries, lets call it a day eh. You've closed your next case and started a new one. All good.
Caleb: Yeah, I could do with going home. I'm exhausted.

[KTK10]

That was hilarious!! I'm spitting stuff out everywhere! 

[Playalot]

@KTK10 , lol the story basically tells itself really! Glad you're enjoying. 

[Playalot]

Chapter 124: Another Nooboo


I thought you were tired.
Caleb: I was, feel a lot better after my nap.





I really think you should probably leave the gardening for someone else. All that bending over can't be good for your noo...er...stomach.
Caleb: You know, I think you're right. I'm going to watch TV instead.





Caleb: Ooo...watcher I really don't feel well. Can't you do something? Anything?





Malakai: Gosh Caleb, you know you're having a nooboo don't you?
Caleb: I am?
Malakai: Yeah, I think you should let the watcher take you to hospital.
Caleb: Are you sure granddad? I mean...I've never heard of a man having a noobo.... Ooooooo watcher? ? ?





Caleb: Oh thanks for coming with me Grim.
Grim: No worries, now get yourself in there man.





Grim: I can't come in with you 'cos the staff have taken a restraining order out against me...
Caleb: Yeah, I know. I had to file it the other day.
Grim: You'll be fine. Besides, you've got a nooboo to meet. Right?
Caleb: <Hesitant> Right.





Caleb: Ummm.... Caleb Hollingsworth.
Receptionist: Wicked mo!
Caleb: Same back...umm... how long, I'm in pain. Ooooo
Receptionist: The doctor's heading your way right now.





Where's your medical gown?
Caleb: I'm not wearing a dress. Men don't wear dresses.





You were saying?
Caleb: I don't care, just make the pain stop...OOOOOooooo





OMG. You've killed him! He's flat lining! DO SOMETHING. He's a dynasty heir! OMG
Doctor: On it.....*panic stations*





Caleb: Oh, he's beautiful.
Well done doctor. Thought you had lost him there for a sec... but it's all ended well. Come on, let's go home.





Caleb: Wow...my nooboo....it really was a nooboo.





Caleb: You were right G granddad.
Dude: I know, some day I'll tell you the whole story but for now, well, you've got some thinking to do eh.
Caleb: And work to go to.





Wow, talk about a trip down memory lane.
Dude: Yeah. Isn't he gorgeous though.





He sure is.






Hans Solo: I'm out. I've been round long enough to know when a bust's about to go down.





Caleb: Busted!





Caleb: Well, looks like the writings on the wall for you.
Perp: I can't see any.





Caleb: Let's just cut to the chase eh? There you are... breaking in, entering and leaving.... Clear as day.





Perp: Oh plumbob. I did it. I'm so ashamed.





Caleb: Well, case closed then.
Perp: Just like that?





Caleb: One thing I don't understand. What made you do it?





Perp: What can I say, it was a crime of love...
Caleb: <recoiling> Oh heck! Don't say anything. Gross.





Aaaaand that's that!
Caleb: Another one to chalk up eh.





Caleb: Well, next case is underway. Let's go home. I got two kids to hug.

[Nettlejuice]

Welcome new nooboo! Just love how everyone took the mickey and he still was in denial. Julien practising pulling birds? Lol!

[sdhoey]

I am loving Calebs  relationship with Grim. To be honest, I had to Google "pull the birds"   

[Nettlejuice]

@sdhoey I guess it's more of a British/Aussie/NZ thing?

[Playalot]

lol, just means to look and get a girlfriend.

[CiaraCarter]

I had to google it too! Congrats on the newest nooboo! Love the friendship he has with Grim, not surprising that the hospital would have a restraining order on him LOL

[dethdukk]

Congratulations on the new alien nooboo!  So who's the "mother" this time?

[oshizu]

Caleb in denial was really hilarious!  When he was waddling in the park, I remembered Winston at Granite Falls during his first pregnancy, lol.
How sad that the nooboo came so late.  Only because s/he will be hard to keep, I imagine.

These last several chapters really had me laughing.

[Playalot]

Thanks everyone.

I could NOT believe where the perp was! All the other time they have literally been about 20 steps away and the one time that Caleb can not walk quickly the perp is as far away as is possible in any lot!! lol, it's like the game gods planned it that way!

Umm..I haven't looked to see who the 'mother' is...I guess same as always.    Caleb is good friends with Grim and keeps getting phone calls from him all the time. Just cracks me up, it's like poor old Grim hasn't got any other friends. Poor guy.

So, I played a lot again today and so have a few chapters to post up.