Thursday 4th Night
Dear Dairy,
I must have had some premonition when I wrote that it depended on what happened in the centre. It started with Jon yelling out that there were giant spiders out to get him. Poor guy. Took me some time to calm him down. Trouble with the night terrors is that although you look like you are awake, you're actually not. So talking someone down takes a bit of doing seeing as they are asleep. Anyway, eventually all was calm.
Jon's yelling had woken up Winston too but he just said he paint until he felt tired. I guess it would be nice painting in the still night air.
I later caught him chatting away to...
...his good friend the light fixture. *Sigh* I had hoped his health was improving.
Bo couldn't sleep so she said she would water the garden for me. I was really pleased to get some help.
And then Kira had an accident. I'm not 100% sure what caused it. I think she err... may have just 'left it too late'. As it were.
Arianna had said something about using the public restrooms as she ran out the door. Apparently they were just to gross though and so she preferred to hang on until she got back home.
As for Winston, I have no idea how he got into such a state, last I saw he had been chatting in the kitchen. I just am too tired to keep tabs on everyone. I feel like it's all spiralling out of control Diary.
I rapidly fixed the toilet and the sink. I'm getting pretty good at this now, which is good 'cos I basically need to be able to do it in my sleep.
The garden desperately needed weeding before the plants keeled over in disgust.
And Nick has taken a keen interest in the frogs. Read that as... is fixated with them and will not stop watching them, even to the point of exhaustion.
Beats me. It's just a frog.
I'd finished the gardening and was trying to stay awake long enough to cook breakfast.
When poor Arianna had an 'accident'. I really felt for her. How embarrassing.
The resulting mess was um, quite revolting and somehow led to a ginormous queue for the toilet.
Which was caused by
bossy pants Kira trying to be helpful by cleaning the toilet but in actual fact was the main cause of the ensuing chaos.
Nick made it downstairs before the resulting bladder failure occurred.
Which resulted in Winton becoming very uncomfortable and Nick rather horrified.
Which in turn somehow triggered a sympathetic response from Winston's bladder.
I thought he was a goner for sure. However fate intervened (read that as
bossy miss know it all Kira finally stopped cleaning the
darn toilet) and Winston made it in time. Just.
All the resulting showers needed made it filthy but Winston stepped up and said he was more than happy to pitch in.
And I finally managed to figure out why everyone was becoming rather, er, desperate for the toilet all at once. Bo has taken up mixology as one of her skills.
I will deal with everything
tomorrow later today. I need sleep. Now.
Matt.
