Hard shift hon?
Gia: Back away and no one gets hurts okay?
Alright then. Why don't you go spend sometime with your son?
Gia: Someone has a wet diaper on. Let mommy take care of that.
Tony: Well it's about time. I'm also thirsty and starving lady.
Gia: I bet your hungry also.
Tony: Well duh. I am helpless here. Ooo bottle..
Gia: All done, now time for a nice burp and you will feel better.
Tony: Buurrppppp
Gia: Wow, that was loud, I know you feel better.
Tony: Oh that's just half of it lady. The other half is still brewing.
Gia: Okay little guy, mommy has to go and get in some fitness time. You have to take a nap.
Tony: All I do is lay here sleep, eat and poop. There has to be more to life then this.
Gia: Nite nite little sweet angel.
Colt: You ready to get to work woman?
Gia: Look ole man, take that tone with me again after the night I've had and I'll rip those bushes right off that big ole forehead of yours.
Colt: Okay then moving right along. Straighten out that back. Hold that up.
Colt: Curl, 5 sets of 15 reps is what i want.
Colt: You can do it. Push down and dig deep. That's it.. Push..
Gia: G E T O U T N O W
Colt: All you had to do was ask nicely.
Gia: if I find out who that red faced little creep was that came in tonight, I swear I'll, I'll, I'll rip that red right off him.
What red faced creep? What did he do?
Gia: Some creep with a camera. He kept asking me to pose for me.
Brody: Hey hon, what ya cooking?
Gia: Making a salad dad.
Brody: I'm gonna pop up some corn and watch a movie. Join me if you like.
Gia: I'll think about it.
Colt: What you watching son?
Brody: Back to the Future with Michael J. Simfox.
Upstairs: Whhhaaaaaahhhhhh.... wwwaaaaaaa
Colt: You sit here, I'll go take care of the little munchkin
Brody: thanks pops.
Colt: Boy I could use these as stink bombs for some peoples doors.
Tony: Oh yeah, you and I are going to be good friends old man.
Colt: I know that feels better. I'd cry too.
Colt: Soon, I can show you a lot of cool things.