Colt: *singing*
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Colt: WHOA!! Slow down little there nooboo. It will be your time soon.
I think your grandfather has lost his mind.
Rory: Cut him some slack. He's going thru hormone swings. I'm sure you know about those.
Can't make up your mind what you want to do today?
Colt: Nope. First I want to paint, then I want to fish.
Well just take it easy and becareful. That precious life is due anytime now.
Ah the happy couple home from work.
Kale: Hello watcher.
Kinley: Watcher.
Kale: Yes it's my baby sisters birthday today and I want to throw a incognito party for her.
Kale: At the Solar Lounge in Oasis Springs. Yes my mother is bring the food and my grandmother is the Mixologist. Great thanks.
So it's all set?
Kale: Yep, all set and ready to go.
Nice costumes everyone.
Destiny: Hey brat? Did you have to get the SAME costume as me?
Kale: Yep, I knew it rub you the wrong way sis. I'll see you all inside.
Colt: I feel like a Blimp.
Rory: More like a Pumpkin. *snickers*
Skye: Bars open everyone, Step up and tell me your pleasure.
Kinley: Grandpa, your costume is so cute on you. But you just look so adorable in anything you wear.
Colt: Thank you dear, That is so sweet of you to say. Your costume is out of this world.
Red Shirt: So Mr. Brooks, You went all the way for the Pizza Delivery man look. That stuffing is the best.
So, Destiny blew the candles out, That completed the goals and Kale got the Gold. That's when Colt decided to go into labor so it was off to the hospital ...
Colt: Tell me this is not happening? Ghost on the night shift!
Colt: Yes, I'm Colt Brooks, I'm in labor and need to register.
Ghost Receptionist: Really? Are you pregnant with an alien nooboo sir?
Colt: She is joking right Shannon?
I have a bad feeling about this hospital staff.
Skye: Dad, here's the Dr, I'm off to work.
Colt: Great. Abandon me in my time of need.
Hurry up Doc!! He's in labor!
Doc: OH NO!! I'm sorry, I can't do this. I don't do Aliens..
Colt: OUUUCCHHH!!! Where's that DR??
I think we just need to go home and do this.
Colt: *whining* I'm sorry for anything I have ever said about women and child birth!! *OHH NOOBOO*
Colt: What's happening? What's wrong?
Nothing fat head, the baby is coming just breath.
Colt: Oh wow. This is just amazing.
Colt: Well hello there little Clint. I'm your daddy. Look at you. Isn't he handsome?
Yes he is. You know you have to send him home soon Colt?
Colt: I know. Just give me a little time please?
Okay. You got it. Just when your ready.