Mom's Day Out:
Kale: Well, Mom, Dad, This is for both of you. Mostly for mom, but I wanted to do something for both you.
Tania: Oh Kale, you are such a sweet son, but you didn't have to do this.
Rory: Thank you son.

Tania: Oh wow! Complimentary robes and towels. I like this place.

There you are.
Kale: Mom and dad okay?

Yeah, they are getting settled in just fine. You are spoiling them.
Kale: Yeah, well, Nothing but the best for them.

Are you a little to old to be playing in mud?
Rory: funny, but seriously, this stuff is relaxing. I can get used to this.

Tania: Oh yes it is relaxing, takes all the stress away and makes him fall asleep.

Rory: *sliding under* zzzzzzzzz, blub blub *gasp*
Tania: He slid under didn't he?
Yep...

Rory: Your crazy. I didn't fall asleep, nor did I slide under.

Rory: Lets see you get in here and not fall asleep. I bet you can't do it.
No thanks. I have no reason to pay good money to get in a tub of mud.

Having fun?
Kale: Yep, you?
Yep, it's always fun watching your dad try to drown himself in a tub of mud.
Kale: *chuckles*

Tania: Time for our couples foot massages.
Rory: *zzzzz*

As Rory goes under again....

Tania: *yells* RORY BROOKS!! Wake up!!!

Rory: What woman? I'm awake!! I'm getting out now.

Kale: Now to hit the steam room. That is the best part of this place.

Rory: *smiles* How are you? *thinking* Does he have pointy ears?

Rory: Was that dude an alien in human form?

Tania: Yes we are here for the couples foot massage. Tania and Rory Brooks.

Rory: A dude is going to play with my feet? Seriously?

Tania: Now this is heaven. Why can't you do this a home?

Rory: Wow, not as bad as I thought. Sorry if I insulted you dude.
Guy: No problem. Not the first time.

Jarod: Hey man. Nice to see you here, Thought you have to work?
Kale: Took half a day to treat my parents to a day of relaxation.

Kale: You know my mom's time is almost up and all, so I wanted to do something nice for her and all.
Jarod: I understand dude, trust me.

Kale: *inhales* haaaaaa
