Mom's Day Out:
Kale: Well, Mom, Dad, This is for both of you. Mostly for mom, but I wanted to do something for both you.
Tania: Oh Kale, you are such a sweet son, but you didn't have to do this.
Rory: Thank you son.
Tania: Oh wow! Complimentary robes and towels. I like this place.
There you are.
Kale: Mom and dad okay?
Yeah, they are getting settled in just fine. You are spoiling them.
Kale: Yeah, well, Nothing but the best for them.
Are you a little to old to be playing in mud?
Rory: funny, but seriously, this stuff is relaxing. I can get used to this.
Tania: Oh yes it is relaxing, takes all the stress away and makes him fall asleep.
Rory: *sliding under* zzzzzzzzz, blub blub *gasp*
Tania: He slid under didn't he?
Yep...
Rory: Your crazy. I didn't fall asleep, nor did I slide under.
Rory: Lets see you get in here and not fall asleep. I bet you can't do it.
No thanks. I have no reason to pay good money to get in a tub of mud.
Having fun?
Kale: Yep, you?
Yep, it's always fun watching your dad try to drown himself in a tub of mud.
Kale: *chuckles*
Tania: Time for our couples foot massages.
Rory: *zzzzz*
As Rory goes under again....
Tania: *yells* RORY BROOKS!! Wake up!!!
Rory: What woman? I'm awake!! I'm getting out now.
Kale: Now to hit the steam room. That is the best part of this place.
Rory: *smiles* How are you? *thinking* Does he have pointy ears?
Rory: Was that dude an alien in human form?
Tania: Yes we are here for the couples foot massage. Tania and Rory Brooks.
Rory: A dude is going to play with my feet? Seriously?
Tania: Now this is heaven. Why can't you do this a home?
Rory: Wow, not as bad as I thought. Sorry if I insulted you dude.
Guy: No problem. Not the first time.
Jarod: Hey man. Nice to see you here, Thought you have to work?
Kale: Took half a day to treat my parents to a day of relaxation.
Kale: You know my mom's time is almost up and all, so I wanted to do something nice for her and all.
Jarod: I understand dude, trust me.
Kale: *inhales* haaaaaa