Skye: DAD!!! I'm so proud of you!! You did it.
Colt: Thank you baby girl. It wasn't easy.
Colt: So, are you ready for that workout I promised you?
Skye: Yes sir.. I want to workoff the is baby fat from Zoey.
Colt: Honey, You look beautiful.. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm sure Don will say the same thing.
Skye: Oh dad.. hush. You two will say anything to keep me happy.
Colt: Now you have to warm up for about 8 minutes on a walk. Then move up. The warm up gets you blood flowing and the heart pumping.
Skye: Heart pumping, flowing. right
Colt: Honey, your not out for a walk in the park. You got the get into it.. Feel the burn. Sweat.
Skye: Geez dad.. okay..
Colt: Come on now girl, your a Brooks. So that treadmill who's the boss of it.
Skye: Dad, Can you go and help Zoey age up now? I know you want to be the one to that. I'll be fine.
Colt: Hey there little lady. Mommy says it time for you to age up.
Zoey: YEESSSSSSSSSSS!! I'M FREE!!
Colt: Something like that.
Zoey: Grandpa, Can you excuse me for a minute? I need to change.. this is gross.
Colt: Meet me in the kitchen, you have homework to do young lady!
Why do you have glasses on? Zoey: Oh they are just for looks. I can see fine. They just make me look smart. I'm going after the whiz kid aspiration.
Ohh okay. Dina: Okay young lady. While your grandpa eats, Auntie Dina is going to help you.
Zoey: Boy you are old Auntie Dina..
Colt: *cough cough*
Colt: I'll take it Dina. Let's see, If the bank has §700,000 in the vault, §150 in two teller drawers, the drive thru has §244,550 in the drawer. Then I come in and rob them of all but §22.50, how much did I steal from the bank?
Zoey: Oh that's easy grandpa, The bank would have nothing left. Your too good to even leave a penny behind.
*laughs* Yep, she's your granddaughter!Colt: Well true, moving one.. I need to read to you so lets go little one.
Zoey: By the way the answer is §944,827.50
Colt: Ali SimBaba and the Forty Thieves:
"Ali Baba, a poor woodcutter was in the forest when he saw forty thieves stop in front of a cave.
The leader said “Open Sesame!” and before Ali Baba’s amazed eyes the sealed mouth of the cave magically opened and the men disappeared inside. To come out and close the entrance, the leader said “Close Sesame” and the cave sealed itself once more. Trembling with excitement Ali Baba waited till the thieves had left and then entered the cave after saying the magic words. To his delight he found lots of treasure."
Zoey: It this about you Grandpa?
Colt: *chuckles* No honey..
Colt:
"Ali SimBaba told his brother Kasim about the wondrous cave. Kasim set off to get some treasure for himself too. Sadly, he forgot the words to leave the cave and the thieves killed him. Ali Baba discovered his brother’s body in the cave. With the help of a slave girl called Morgiana, he was able to take Kasim’s body back home and bury it.
Realizing that someone else knew about their cave the thieves tracked Ali Baba down. The leader, disguised as an oil seller stayed with Ali Baba. He had brought along mules loaded with forty oil jars containing the other thieves. Clever Morgiana knew who the oil seller really was and poured boiling oil into the jars killing the other thieves. While dancing in front of the leader of the thieves Morgiana stabbed him. Ali Baba was saved and lived happily ever after."
Zoey: Oh look. It's the ghost the Uncle Zest!! He's here to visit us.
Colt: Really? Hey Zest... Honey, I don't see hi...
Colt: Okay you little sneak.. You think your sneaky don't you!! *chuckles* I know what you did.
Zoey: You can't prove it.. Your just a sore loser! *laughing*
Look who is at the chemistry set. I hope we don't have another fire. Zoey: A little pinch of whatever this is..
What a minute! You don't even know what you are doing? Zoey: Swish it around like this.
*looks nervous* Yep we're gonna have another fire.. You know your mom set fire to this exact same room and set at your age?Zoey: Don't worry. I'm not my mom..
BOOMDina: Another fire.. Help COLT!! FIRE!!
Don: Watcher? Where's my daughter?
She ran, I told her to becareful But she would not listen. She is just like her grandfather!! Dina: Oh Thank the watcher the sprinklers came on..
I think this is alot safer for you Zoey. Zoey: What happened? I was down here the whole time.
Yeah right. Don't play innocent with me little girl. I know better.