Chapter 85: Boys TripDude: Well, I think tonights the night.
Ash: Sounds a plan.

Ash: I say 'bring it on'.
Dude: Yeah, great sentiment, just gotta be prepared for the wrath of the Watcher if she finds out.
Ash: Pffffttt, like what could she do?
Dude: You'd be surprised.

Ash: O.K. all the lights are out, so the Watcher will just think we're all asleep.
Dude: <cracking up> lol, that such a good idea.

Zest: Bye Dude, have fun.
Dude: Thanks Zest.
Ash: Come ON.... stop standing around gabbing.

Dude: Gosh its dark! I can't see where the steps are.
Ash: LOL... don't break anything, hospitals haven't been invented here yet.

Ash: We've made it out without her noticing! Woo.
Dude: Shhhhh, she has a bad habit of turning up at the last moment.

Trinity: Hi Zest. Was it you who turned out the lights?
Zest: Nope.
Trinity: How strange, all of a sudden all the lights went out!
Zest: Unfathomable!

Ash: Oh how exciting!
Dude: Come on, things to do, places to see.

Dude: Hmmm, it's a lot taller than I imagined.
Ash: Hang on I'm just googling what you're supposed to do....

Ash: Water it.
Dude: K.

Ash: Compliment it's leaves.
Dude: OK... but if it gets weird I'm outta here. <clears throat> Ummm, so your leaves are rather gorgeous and lush. You know.

Dude: ... and the more I notice your fungi the more delightful your leaves look... <to Ash> For crying out loud, how much more, this is ... wait! There is someone looking back at me!

Ash: K, now we should be able to explore a opening or something.
Dude: Yeah... wow, it just opened up in front of me.

Dude: <muffled> Come on... it goes on for miles. I hope your information was right Ash... hate to end up somewhere strange only never to be heard from ever again.
Ash: Nope, not going to happen. I used a reliable source... Carl's Forum.

Ash: Wow weee.
Dude: Well.... <stunned silence>

Ash: This place is utterly amazing.
Dude: Unbelievable.

Dude: Ash! Come check out these fish!

Ash: Got to hand it to you Dude, you sure know how to have a mean adventure.
Dude: Well, it has been an idea I've had for some time now. You know, explore all the urban myths.
Ash: Turned out true.
Dude: Who'd have thought!

Dude: Cripes! This thing's fighting so hard.

Ash: I'm going to check out down here.
Dude: OK, keep an eye out for strange creatures... who knows what else might be true!
