I Do Revenge WeirdlyThe next day and night were boring and entirely wasted because Chas slept in too late. I'm gonna show you what happened anyway.
First, Chas had some sort of vision, apparently. Hopefully she's sensing a cornrowed baby in the near future, 'cause otherwise we're going to have a problem.
Then she practiced violin while being all Proper and dainty-like by sticking out her pinky finger. OH! And in case anyone is curious WHY I write these at 3am, as I mentioned in response to Lisa46's comment, it's because that face gives me nightmares and I can't sleep. Any humor in these is a coping mechanism.
Just kidding! ...Or am I?
MOVING ON! I played with her witchy powers for the first time. And because I am easily distracted by colorful and shiny things, this was the highlight of my week.
I'm completely in love with how ridiculously expressive Chas is, but I promise I'll pretend to try to not talk about it after this.
She and Snakeskin went on a date at the festival.
Wait, what? No, wait, I swear, they were totes romantic! WHERE ARE THE NICE PICTURES?!?!
Umm... Well, this one definitely falls in the "debatable" category, but we'll try it out.
Long story short, they're now romantic interests. I tried to go for dating, but Snakeskin has Commitment Issues because of course he does. I bet Underwear Lad didn't. *grumble, grumble* So I settled for him moving in.
I did a few expansions to account for Count McCornrows moving in, but this picture is obsolete. As the title of the update states, I do revenge weirdly. Like, really weirdly. And sometimes weird vengeance requires a few purchases.
Meet the first level of Zac Whipsnake's personal Hell:
Jubel,
Misty (
I believe I can fly!),
Hardimos,
and Boo.
The box owned by an adult-diaper-wearing kitty is no longer the stuff of legend! BEHOLD! THE CAT BOX!
Ahem.
Also I made him repair a sink.
Anyway, unspeakable things occurred in the shower the night SsMc showed up. Music was heard and innocence was lost, etc.
Zac is an awful human being. Dude, your lady-friend is vomiting! STOP WATCHING CAT VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!
He did pull this face afterward, though, so I forgave him. For now...
The toilet
may not forgive Chastity, though.
Anyway, a few hours later, Chas spun around like a ballerina becoming a pregnant ex-ballerina.
Um, maybe just ignore that last sentence.
Selling teenage girl Sims on abstinence must be pretty easy, though.
If you get pregnant, you'll look like this!Well, in conclusion, these people should not be legacy founders. But I've already adopted four cats, so The Dope and The Chinstrap can't make things much worse. I hope.