Chapter 55: New Life
Ever since I placed a bar in the house, sims will not stop drinking.
Chasity: What? This pregnancy nonsense makes me thirsty.
"This is your eleventh glass."
Chasity: Whatever, I'm gonna go find Essie.
Esther invites one of her Champ Les Sims friends over, this is Albert Fouchier.
Esther: Ooh, Albert! So nice that you came to see me!
Albert: Of course, I always board fourteen hour flights to visit acquaintances.
Esther: I'm so happy you're here. Our adventures in France were amazing.
Albert: All I did was ask you to track down a MorcuCorp official.
Esther: But, I caught her! Isn't that neat?
Albert: Yes. What did you want to talk to me about?
Esther: I want to give you a french kiss.
Albert: What?
*SMOOCH*
Chasity: Um.
Esther: Do you like that?
Albert: That wasn't a french kiss, but good enough.
Esther: Maybe we can practice.
Albert: I got these french flowers for you.
Esther: Ooh, they look-
Chasity: OW! The baby's coming! Someone help!
Esther: UGH! Leave it up to my sister to ruin a moment. Go give birth somewhere else.
Albert: I'm glad you like the flowers. My lovely wife, Estelle picked them out.
Esther: WAIT, WIFE?!
Albert: Oui, and my two children, Henri and Evaleine watered them every day.
Esther: OH NO! I kissed a married family man! Chasity what do I do?
Chasity: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW?
Albert: Oh no, my flight got canceled. I guess I'll have to stay the night.
Chasity: Yay! It's finally over. You two were so helpful.
Albert: Why don't we go to the Red Rendezvous Hotel tonight?
Esther: Um..(come on Esther, like you'll see him again!) sure!
Everyone meet Joshua Singh.
*camera pans*
"What now?"
Gilberto: Hm, I see dust everywhere. Maybe I should get my broom to-
Gilberto: -sweep.
"No! Gilberto!"
Gilberto: Oh well, I am 119. I can deal with it.
Grim: Yo. Congrats on holding the record for the longest lived Singh. 119 days man, pretty impressive.
Gilberto: It's been fun guys.
Aaron: No dad! I love you!
Esther: Grandpa I will beat your record!
Tonya: Ha, like you will. 119 days is nothing. Watch me do 219!
Chanel: That's impossible.
Patrick: ..What is wrong with this family?
Gilberto: Plenty of things Patrick, trust me. Plenty of things. Peace out! I'm coming Dawn!
Dawn: *voice over* About time. I've been waiting for ages.
Rest in peace Gilberto Singh. From Lunar Lakes to Twinbrook, you had a long lifespan! You even were there for the birth of a great-grandchild..for like a minute.
Everyone in the house gets a negative moodlet except for Joshua. He has no memory of his Great-Grandfather.
The Family decides to head the the Red Rendezvous for the night.
Cherish Curious: Hello Nameless Bartender, how are you?
Bartender: Good. Eva Drudge is getting possessed by demons again.
Esther: Wait, what?
Eva Drudge: RAH! YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Esther: WHAT THE HECK?
Cherish: Don't look honey. It's rude to stare.
Esther: I swear, this town is insane. Or maybe I've been drinking too much.
Cherish: Both.
Bill Racket: Trust me, this is the beginning.
Esther: Bill Racket!
Bill: I'm not actually reading this book, I'm keeping an eye out for any weirdos. Eva is one of them.
Esther: Isn't Annette with you?
Bill: I wish.
Esther: Whatever. ALBERT! MY FRENCH FRIEND! LETS GO UPSTAIRS!
Esther and Albert: WOOHOO TIME!
Albert: Ah, you are much more beautiful than my wife.
Esther: Then divorce her so my reputation doesn't get changed to naughty.
Albert: Sure, let me text Estelle. DONE!
Esther: Yay, that makes me feel a smidge less guilty.
Aaron: Um, you just set your jacket on fire with that welding-drink thing.
Bartender: Don't worry, it happens.
Aaron: I want to steal your hat.
Bartender: Hands off.
Chanel: *SLURP* EEK! I burned my tongue! What do you put in this thing?
Aaron: Your glass is singing.
Bartender: We use water from the swamps.
Chanel: EW!
Chanel and Gilberto relax upstairs.
Chanel: I miss Gilberto so much! Even though I didn't know him. AND MY ELDER BIRTHDAYS TOMORROW!
Aaron: Let's woohoo to increase our fun meters.
Paparazzi: I don't get paid enough for this nonsense.
Chasity: How's the formula taste? My little child?
Josh: *BURPS*
Chasity: He likes it!
The next day, Chanel ages up.
Chasity: Watch out for this party blower.
Aaron: I will.
Chanel: Goodbye youth.
Chanel: URGH! These clothes! Where's my hair?
Chasity: We'd though you'd like the college shirts to remember your young adult days.
We end this chapter with Chanel's new look.
