Chapter 49: Bad Repoman!An explanation to like the 23rd hiatus: High School.
Chasity: Essie, meet Heather Marcus! She's my imaginary friend. She owns a beautiful pink house with pink poodles and she's on the cover of every magazine! She wears pink dresses and shoes! All the boys love her.
Esther: Three things. One, NEVER call me Essie. Two, say "pink" one more time and I will gag, and three, my top secret agent bestfriend is better. She's killed 183 assasains and owns a ton of bullet proof vests and military wear. Her name is Agent Blade. And everyone is afraid of her. ((A/N: IF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE BE MY BEST FRIEND))
Chasity: Ew, she's gross. What's an assasain anyway? Is that someone who commits a fashion crime?
Esther: You're gross, and are you stupid?
Chasity: Haha! You're funny Essie.
Esther: I was not joking and STOP CALLING ME THAT!
*downstairs*
Dalton: There they go again.
Walt: It'll be fine. By the time they're grown up, they'll love each other.
Dalton: No, I don't want to see that! I'll be very old by the time they grow up.
"Dalton, you're only like three sim days older than them."
Dalton: Be quiet watcher, let me enjoy my cold cereal-WAIT I'M EATING COLD CEREAL? No!
Repoman: Stealing time!
"NO! How could I gnore that pop-up?"
Repoman: What should I steal first?
Repoman: The Maid!
NO! Not the maid!
Maid: AH! Help, I'm being sucked into the world of inanimate objects!
Repoman: Time to die statue!
Okay, that one I really don't care about. It came with the house.
To get the boy's minds off that incident, Aaron takes them out to the park to explore.
Aaron: I'm so glad the Repoman's gone!
Walt: Me too, he was ugly.
After that, they go to the diner.
Aaron: How would you rate the food?
Dalton: Acceptable.
Walt: Oh please, you ate the entire thing in a second.
"Um, Esther, what are you doing?"
Esther: I'm biting off the heads off all of Chasity's dolls. She will flip out.
"Why do you hate her so much?"
Esther: Because she's a brat!
"Not from what I've seen so far."
Esther: Just let me decapitate these dolls in peace.
Walt: Look, there's the big dipper!
Dalton: Where?
Walt: Over there.
Dalton: Oh, I see it. Looks cool, wait, it's making this weird screechy annoying noise. I didn't know stars could make sounds!
"That's not the stars.."
"'…that's the burglar alarm."
Burglar: Oh no! A burglar alarm! And I can'ty mess with it or disable it! What am I going to do? Oh, I will flee.
Dawn: Not so fast, young lady!
Burglar: ARGH!!
Chanel: YEAH! GO GRANDMA! GO GRANDMA!
Burglar: *is defeated* Agent Singh is still good..Even though she's 83 sim days old.
The next day, the girls age up. Chasity was up first.
Chasity: Marvel at me peasants!
Then Esther.
Esther: Just leave me alone.
Looks like I found the next Carley.
Chasity: And I'm the next Christa.
"No, you're to nice."
Chasity: No, I'm not. Watch! Erm..Master Chasity demands to…be…fed…pizza?
"Nice try."
Chasity: Fine, I'll try everyone else. Walt, do I remind you of Christa?
Walt: No.
Chasity: Sorry about this..
Chasity: But I have to fight you since that was something Christa would do.
"Why are you so obsessed with Christa?"
Chasity: Because *whispers in Walt's ear*
Walt: No way. That changes everything.
"What are you doing?"
Esther: Agent blade is trekking through the tundra of Iceland.
"Iceland has like no tundra."
Esther: Nerd.
"Hey!"
The Singhs go to the festival, where Dalton meets Kizzy Song. She's a little insane.
Dalton: Hi, I'm Dalton. What's your name?
Kizzy: Noodles! My name is Kizzy!
Dalton: Wait your name's noodles?
Kizzy: Noodles! No, I said my name was Kizzy.
Dalton: Oh I see, you begin every sentence with Noodles.
Kizzy: Noodles! You're correct.
Esther: Why's Walt so weird?
Dawn: Did you hear what happened to his biological parents?
Esther: No, what happened?
Dawn: Well..*whispers*
Esther: Oh my gosh, you mean he's actually..?
Dawn: Yep.
Esther: Dang.
After the festival, it's Aaron's birthday.
Aaron: Yay. Another day closer to my death.
"That's a glass-half-empty way to look at it."
I decide to let him keep that hairstyle.
Leah: [intiating Welcome sequence] Hello little girl.
Esther: Hi Aunt Leah.
Leah: [intiating question sequence] Killed any bees yet?
Esther: No, Aunt Leah..
Leah: [intiating agitated sequence] Drat.